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Yearning for innocence
Torey 2022-05-02 06:01:07
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King Malbert: [after the sun comes out, and Eva stored to her good-natured self] WAIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING!
Igor: The end of Malaria's evil role in the world.
Carl Cristall: Camera 2.
[camera focuses on Igor]
Igor: Oh, uhh, oh, excellent, uh, thank you uhh... For generations King Malbert has kept us, in the dark. By creating the clouds, with a weather ray. HE LIED TO US! WE TRUSTED HIM, AND HE LIED TO US! He tricked us into thinking we needed to be evil, TO SURVIVE! BUT WE DON'T, none us do.
[audience boo at King Malbert]
King Malbert: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! HE HAS NO PROOF, WHERE'S HIS PROOF, I DEMAND TO SEE PROOF!
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Eva: [while rehearsing the Annie production]
[singing]
Eva: The sun'll come out tomorrow. Bet your...
Igor: No, you missed it, again.
Eva: Excuse me, Igor, but I think you're supposed to say "cut."
Igor: That's for film.
Scamper: Film? Can you imagine a face like that on a 40-foot screen?