Black Humor

Elyse 2022-01-15 08:01:25

I have to vent about, you know?
Do not ever believe that people who have not smoked marijuana
and do not listen to Bob Dylan's song
Never believe people do not like the beach
never ... never ...
Do not believe "do not like dogs." people
if you come across people who do not like dogs
you have to wake yourself immediately
go fuck do not marry them



---- do me a favor Stephanie
do not say anything
just stood there until I leave
I want to remember this For a moment
I had never had this experience before
--what experience
--breaking my heart! The

elevator door opened, the
elevator door closed,
put in the tape,
put on the headphones, and
I saw his hands trembling all the time...

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The Wackness quotes

  • Grandma Shapiro: Luke, have you had any more thoughts about what you're gonna be as far as a profession goes?

    Mr. Shapiro: Mom, he's got time.

    Grandma Shapiro: I'm just asking!

    Luke Shapiro: Actually, I'm thinking about becoming a shrink.

    Grandpa Shapiro: Psychology! It's not quite the shoe business, but it's a very interesting field.

    Luke Shapiro: I figure I'm an expert because everyone around me is so fucking crazy, you know?

  • Luke Shapiro: In June I graduate. And then I go to my safety school. And then I get a little older. And then I die.