An awe-inspiring hodgepodge of bullshit

Dedrick 2022-01-15 08:01:47

1. The focus of the film is to fight
if the martial arts is exciting enough,
then no matter how ridiculous the plot is, it will become insignificant

. The adjective is great! The

action design is wonderful and ingenious, incredible, and breathtaking!
Real life fights, punches to the flesh, people are so addictive! The
actors are dedicated, dedicated, and perform well, which is awe-inspiring!!



2. Hong Kong nowadays The economy has prospered, and
those performances with fateful fate have gradually withdrawn from the stage of history. I am afraid that there will be no days.

This is after all a sign

of the progress of the times. stage

so, those of us nasty, cruel spectators,
only in the economy is relatively barren Thailand, temporary, revisit the early Jackie Chan's wonderful ...



3. Abu did not think there are wide, Oh, it seems Thai I seriously underestimated the influence of the film. Hehe, at

first I thought I had heard it wrong. Yes, the beginning of the film is a

lot of Japanese accompanied by Akuan, deep, full of magnetism,...

At the same time, it has nothing to do with the plot. The narrative of the scar addiction, the

story seems to have laid an unreliable tone at the beginning...



4. The next thing is that the cheap and superb pick up a pistol and hit his own foot...
Well, I admit that I still understand a little bit The boss’s mental state...


5. Well, then there is a little headless animation...
this,,,,why do we need to add an animation?///

I touch the back of

my head and I believe we absolutely , Again, quite seriously underestimated the director's artistic intentions!



6. Of course, until here, until Bruce Lee appeared,

we were shocked, yeah yeah,

when the movie repeatedly pays tribute to the buddha line or tom yum through TV screens/dreams/fantasy, etc...

Tony The image of Jaa and the little girl began to overlap...

Ah, viewers, at this moment, Tony Jaa wants to possess his soul! ~~~

With the iconic ghost shout, the little girl broke out! I hit ~Ah~Ah~Ah~~~~~

...

Ah~Wait, why does this cry sound so familiar...

When I was still trying to remember whether Tony Jaa was also stealing the Buddha line When the monster called, the
boxing classmate had already started pulling his nose with his thumb...

Damn, it was Bruce Lee at all
. The fights below were nothing suspenseful, they were all Bruce Lee's style...

no feelings of Tony What's the matter with Jaa!
Then what are you playing cutting montage~

From then on, Tony Jaa and everything related to it have never appeared in this film...

Haha, poor Tony:)



7. The following The style of martial arts suddenly changed, hehe, changed to the humorous route

Jackie Chan? Take off your hat, take off your hat...



8. Then there is a fight in the small space under the low steel wire net

,,, Fang Shiyu! Jet Li vs. Zhao Wenzhuo! Hat off...



9. Just when I doubted whether the director had a plan to pay tribute to the Hong Kong martial artist...



a Japanese restaurant, black clothes pouring in from everywhere...

this,,, kill Bill?

Sure enough, the Japanese swords were pulled out...

The entrance of the Thai hall is also Hari

, and, of course, it is tens of thousands of people...


Speaking of which, the boss's uselessness to avenge the old lover is also very similar to David Carradine!

Haha



10. Well, no, no Reliable, there are actually many,

many netizens who have also cited enumerations

, let’s say a few more, such as the super tenacious turban man who has been KOed 100 times including pistols...Of course, the number of times the boss has been KOs including pistols. also a lot of second row, second row, third row mom well, ...

as well as uncle Abe Oh, all right ,,, turn what looked down upon it all thought died a heroic death, feeling nothing has ah

Oh

Ah, by the way, the safest and most useless hostage in the history of the gentle holding of the boss, haha~~


I think it is very fun.

What I want to say is that these did not affect the excitement of the movie.


In fact, it added some The meaning of nasty fun :)

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