Sister and brother love

Mitchell 2022-01-13 08:02:33

I just finished reading I Could Never Be Your Woman. I
wrote about the love between sisters and brothers, and of course the story of the little girl’s growth.
There are too many interesting people in it.
The actor is not handsome enough and boring. However, after lent the coat to someone, it’s a weird way to find the key and the wallet. It’s a rare way to flirt.
Some of my favorite clips:

1. The child is jumping on the bed. Mom asked: What did I tell you about jumping on beds?
Answer: Only in hotels and Daddy's house.
Mom: That's right. So...

fun!

2. Then mother taught her daughter to be cool:
——Tell me about school.
——Well me and Melanie had this idea today, that we'd ask Page to talk to Colin, since he's Dylan's best friend. And Colin would tell Dylan that I like him and see what he says.
——No no no! Don't let him know that you like him. Act like you don't know he's alive. Look busy all the time. You have to behave like you couldn' t care less.
——I'm learning a lot about playing it cool.

3. Mom quarreled with daughter's teacher, pfpf. (I dare not, but my method is to sincerely admit that the responsibility of the child's mistakes lies with me, and then never repent)

4. Take Demi Moore, Aston and Bruce Willie for a long time:
ex-husband: I am trying to be Bruce Willisy.
Boyfriend: Which is great because I'm trying to be Ashton.Which in turn would make her Deme. Former
husband: Yeah or Demi or Dem... no I think Dem...One which is Dem. .. I actually it's Dem...Yeah the thing is Demi. Well um...
boyfriend: Is she nice?
Former husband: Yeah she's very nice.But I think she's a Demi.I don't think she cares if she's a Deme
female: What are you two idiots talking about I am not Demi you are not Aston And you ... are defiantly not Bruce Willis!!!!

also, ah, that her ex-husband, also from比布鲁斯威利? !

5. The ex-husband often wandered around, and always wanted to go along with something.

6. And the nature that is always complaining and quacking eating?

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Extended Reading

I Could Never Be Your Woman quotes

  • Older TV exec: Courtney Love?

    Producer: Drugged-out hag.

    Older TV exec: Faye Dunaway?

    Producer: Don't call us, we'll call you!

    Older TV exec: Sharon Stone?

    Producer: Hag.

    Older TV exec: Geena Davis?

    Producer: Hag.

    Older TV exec: Sigourney Weaver?

    Producer: Hag.

    Older TV exec: Kim Basinger?

    Producer: Hag.

    Older TV exec: Emma Thompson?

    Producer: Brit hag.

    Older TV exec: Susan Sarandon?

    Producer: Red-state-alienating hag!

    Older TV exec: Meg Ryan?

    Producer: Too much plastic surgery.

    Older TV exec: Melanie Griffith?

    Producer: WAY too much plastic surgery.

    Older TV exec: Patricia Heaton?

    Producer: *Pointless* plastic surgery.

    Older TV exec: CHER.

    Producer: *Insurmountable* amount of plastic surgery!

    Rosie: [who's been overhearing all this from the next chair & getting increasingly annoyed, swings round & grabs the Producer by the chin] Listen, you little bird of a man, where do you come off insulting these women? How many hit songs did you sing? How many Oscars do *you* have? Could you look cute next to Warren Beatty? Or live with Don Johnson? Or act with Ted Danson? You're not worthy of kissing Cher's tattooed ass!

  • Rosie: Putz: noun - a yokel; a jerk.

    Censor: My rabbi consultant said it means penis.

    Rosie: We're allowed to say penis!

    Censor: Yes, you can say penis, but this is the bad penis. Like 'prick'.

    Rosie: And... what exactly is the *good* penis?

    Adam: [starts to take off his belt and unbutton his pants] Check it out.

    [snickers from ensemble of 'You Go Girl' actors]