(Spoiler) The kidnapped demon

Mike 2022-12-07 08:21:47

I am a demon and I was kidnapped.

I had just got off work, and when I got home, I drank beer and watched TV on the sofa.

Being a competent demon is very tired. The world’s population is swelling, and there are more and more people going to hell. As a punisher, I have to supervise the execution of tens of millions of people every day. The key is that there are many prisoners and few demons, so I want 996. Especially in the recent epidemic, the number of people who came has suddenly increased several times. I started 007, and it was miserable. I want to apply for a budget with my boss to hire a few more demons, but the boss’s office is up there and I can’t reach it.

So when I have time to go home and rest, I will cherish it. However, when the labor and capital were watching TV, they were kidnapped to the world by a few humans.

We demons hate being kidnapped by humans.

Humans think that demons can bring them wealth and rights status, but it is actually wrong. We don't have that ability. We are just jailers. There are two brushes in prison, but they are useless in the world. And we can’t leave the hell for too long. The air pressure in the world is toxic to us (refer to the way deep-sea fish are caught on the ground). Once the way back is blocked, we will be a fart.

Even if there are surviving demons, they will face endless overtime and ridicule from other demons after returning to hell. My boss told me that his boss’s friend had been kidnapped and he was finally rescued. As a result, he could not restore his appearance after hundreds of plastic surgeries. It would be better to die in the world.

After I realized that I was kidnapped, I became very angry and lost my temper. As a result, those chicks blew out the candles and blocked my way back!

I'll take a fuck, you kidnapped me, can't I lose my temper? Is it necessary to kill people? ! Well, since you are unkind, then I am unjust.

I got rid of the unreliable spirit mold first. It was these bastards that caused the number of our demons to drop sharply. Then I killed all the people involved one by one, taking pictures and tying my two chicks, and I kept them till the end.

I wanted to torture them hard, but she took pictures of me one by one! Labor and management have also said before that the world is poisonous to us, and the demons who are tied to the world are so bad that they dare to poke my scars? !

So I hacked both of them to death at once.

I'm getting revenge. I'm lying on the floor looking at my revolving lantern and found that there is only 996 in my life. I don't have a private life, that's all, maybe I can have a good rest after I die.

Finally, I solemnly remind everyone that it's okay, don't play games like Pen Fairy Dropping Spirit! Demon lives matter!

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  • Haley: It'll be fine. The woman is a friend of mine. So she's done it a bunch of times for me. She'll kind of guide everyone through it, we'll just kinda have to follow her instructions. So just please, she is a friend of mine, not that I don't think you would, please take it seriously tho and be respectful.

  • Seylan: So because we're doing this over Zoom, what it does mean is that we're slightly less protected than we might've been, so it's very important that you respect the spirits, and you respect each other.