*This article contains a lot of [Deadpool 2: I Love My Home] spoilers
Ryan Reynolds said that since 2006, Fox has urged him to make a PG-13 version of [Deadpool].
what is that? Is it a 90-120 minute mosaic? [Deadpool] Make it into PG-13? It’s pretty much the same as butt 13.
[Deadpool] It should be R rank. Although the PG-13 level recommends that parents, children under the age of 13 should especially be accompanied by their parents to watch, but compared to the R level, it is simply suitable for all ages.
The deadpool of PG-13 is like a little spider turning into a happy and fat house, the greater the ability to fuck, the greater the responsibility; Batman is killing, turning into a bloodthirsty bat to talk about a Twilight love; or Captain America Fuck, diss all over the world-oh, unless it's Loki.
Reynolds certainly refused. Chunliang's sweet version of Deadpool? This spreads out, can't let Wolverine joke to death?
But in 2018, he finally changed his mind.
But there are two conditions.
One is to use part of the box office revenue for charity, and the other is to "kidnap" Fred Savage.
Foss was delighted. Therefore, after the R-rated [Deadpool 2] was released in North America in May, the PG-13 version was remade in December. That is [Deadpool 2: I Love My Home], which is now in theaters in Mainland China.
The Chinese name rushed to the face with a breath of sitcom, which made people want to promote a summit forum between Jian Jian and Ge You, and let them have friendly consultations on the way to collapse.
The English name is Once Upon a Deadpool.
If you have heard the English version of fairy tales, you must be familiar with this sentence: Once Upon a Time, a long, long time ago...
Use this sentence pattern to make a sentence for the humble and humble, I will.
A long, long time ago, there was a bit of a bit, and he was a bit of a bit. Since then, he and his right hand have lived a happy life.
In addition, if there are other kinds of PG-13 cheap, it is simply insulting gentleman.
But when I saw [Deadpool 2: I love my house], I suddenly realized that I threw myself down under my cheap leggings.
It turned out to be a fake greet, darkly Chen Cang, saying that it was repairing a PG-13, in fact, editing a more "cheaper" movie.
The violent scenes and swear words that should be there are no less, that is, the scenes of blood plasma, stumps, and decapitation are moved out of the picture frame, in your mind-you have seen [Venom] and you know what I'm talking about. .
Correspondingly, some paragraphs were added.
Have you noticed that after I talked about the "kidnapping of Fred Savage" in the previous article, I made a blunt turn to "Fosth Happy". It seems that Fox is extremely extinct and does not fit the people of the studio PG-13. Assume.
What has been added is the kidnapping scene of this actor.
Speaking of, in 1987, Fred Savage was an 11-year-old Xiaozheng Tai who acted in a [Princess Bride].
The little boy in the film fell ill and could only be trapped on the high bed, listening to his grandpa telling the story of the princess.
The film received mediocre response at the time, but was followed by fanatical pursuits. Even the American Film Institute (AFI) ranked it 88th in the 100-year-old classic of love.
And Deadpool is going to ruin the innocence of the American boy , hiahiahiahia~
By 2018, Savage was 42 years old, and Deadpool arranged a room exactly the same as in the past, tied his feet, and made him trapped on the bed in the same posture.
Then the old lady Savage could only be forced to listen to the uncle Deadpool telling him the story of [Deadpool 2].
Moreover, these passages are interspersed with each other, not just a string of scenes.
The [Deadpool] series, whether in movies or comics, is already known for breaking the fourth wall .
Savage was tied to the bed and was not idle, interrupting the sordid narration from time to time and expressing his own opinions.
For example, expressing strong dissatisfaction with arranging the death of a cheap girlfriend, saying that Hollywood loves the girlfriend and wife of the protagonist of "Xue Zang", as a narrative motivation, it is simply misogynistic.
These arrangements seem to have added a commentary track to break the "fifth wall" in addition to Jianjian breaking the fourth wall.
Compared with the R-level, it has added abductions, Zhengtai complex, and forcibly turning adults into a serious scene. It is really naughty to be cheap.
The cheapest scene, when Savage heard that there was Matt Damon in the movie, he said excitedly that he wanted to fight him for a long time.
He looked excited, but Bian Bian kept pressing the mute button, which made this passage become ambiguous in the audience's imagination, and wanted to fuck with him for a long time...
What kind of PG-13 is this? I am afraid of being reported when I write it.
What have been deleted?
For example, at the beginning, on the one hand, the narration of this is a family carnival movie was lavishly rendered, and on the other hand, the scene of the smashing of the square. Compared with the R-level version, only part of the death that is too painful is removed.
For example, the most horrifying scene in the stills at that time, the red tank man tearing the dead servant, the five horses divided into two pieces, the blood vessels connected to the flesh, were deleted.
But the scenes in the ruins of the semi-paralyzed paralysis remained unaltered, and the bloody cross-sections were clearly preserved.
[Deadpool 2: I love my home] Almost all the violent "situations" of the R-rated version are retained, but some violent "scenes" are deleted.
North American audiences don't buy it.
This gap, similar to North American audiences not loving [Venom], stems from their belief in comics.
Why is [Deadpool] almost impossible to be made into a family movie?
Then you have to ask, what is Deadpool.
To put it in an exaggeration, Deadpool is a mixture of various human secretions, a mess of blood, sweat, feces, urine and fart, possibly mixed with some unidentified liquids.
In the comics, there is no scale for Deadpool.
He may be hit by a car and his intestines will fly.
He couldn't beat the enemy, so he snapped his arm and threw it directly at others.
There is also a scene that is extremely unfriendly to cat slaves: a fist passes through the body and then sticks out from the mouth. Although it seems to start from the side of the cat, the yellow liquid on the arm is very suspicious.
The archangel was attacked by the "famine" of the four knights of the angels, and in order to save the life of the archangel, the dead servant cut meat to feed him.
All aspects of Deadpool's character are hidden in violence.
His ability to "undying" (unlimited healing) is exaggerated through hysterical violence;
His cynicism and cynicism are also conveyed through countless self-harm and healing;
Even the selfless and kind heart underneath the humble appearance is shocking people by cutting flesh to save people.
It can be said that there is no deadpool without violence.
But leaving aside the preconceived "Deadpool must be R-rank", Reynolds still completed an impossible task.
[我爱我家] This title translation may have weakened the intention. Let's look at the English title Once Upon a Time, and the way the uncle Deadpool tells the "grandson" fairy tale books.
The concept throughout this PG-13 is "fairy tale".
And what is a fairy tale?
It was the beginning of Snow White's death, and at the end, she lived happily with Prince Charming. There was an innocent deer in the middle, which was brutally cut out by the hunter .
To be the wife of the prince, the sisters of Cinderella can cut their toes and heels.
It was the big bad wolf who swallowed grandma and Little Red Riding Hood alive , and was ripped apart by the hunter . He wanted to come to Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood. He was full of stomachache and escaped.
Not to mention "Juniper Tree" and the like, the stepmother made the boy's head a different place, and then sewed the head and body again. It also involved broken corpses and cannibalism...
What PG-13, what innocent fairy tale, you don't know how many stories are hidden in the so-called "good for young and old", "family fun", and "for children".
[Deadpool 2: I love my house], this is such a film, mocking "PG-13", a "fairy tale" that is more vicious and poisonous than the R grade.
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Author/Jiang Buxin
This article was first published on the WeChat public account [Pocier]
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