Sweet and sour side dishes

Britney 2022-01-13 08:02:33

I Could Never Be Your Woman

I Could Never Be Your Woman

I don’t like so-called blockbuster movies very much. Although I feel that some movies burned so much money, I should go to the theater to watch and support. I am also not very cold about art films that advertise how independent I am. After all, I am not a literary youth. So I always go back and like to watch some small-cost comedy movies. Not very artistic, but will play some clever things that big productions dare not use.

This time belongs to this category. Not too clichéd plot + slightly exaggerated performance + small humor that flashes from time to time = relaxing evening in bed. It is true that such a movie will never have a high box office, nor will it become a niche target, but I will I like such sweet and sour side dishes.

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  • Older TV exec: Courtney Love?

    Producer: Drugged-out hag.

    Older TV exec: Faye Dunaway?

    Producer: Don't call us, we'll call you!

    Older TV exec: Sharon Stone?

    Producer: Hag.

    Older TV exec: Geena Davis?

    Producer: Hag.

    Older TV exec: Sigourney Weaver?

    Producer: Hag.

    Older TV exec: Kim Basinger?

    Producer: Hag.

    Older TV exec: Emma Thompson?

    Producer: Brit hag.

    Older TV exec: Susan Sarandon?

    Producer: Red-state-alienating hag!

    Older TV exec: Meg Ryan?

    Producer: Too much plastic surgery.

    Older TV exec: Melanie Griffith?

    Producer: WAY too much plastic surgery.

    Older TV exec: Patricia Heaton?

    Producer: *Pointless* plastic surgery.

    Older TV exec: CHER.

    Producer: *Insurmountable* amount of plastic surgery!

    Rosie: [who's been overhearing all this from the next chair & getting increasingly annoyed, swings round & grabs the Producer by the chin] Listen, you little bird of a man, where do you come off insulting these women? How many hit songs did you sing? How many Oscars do *you* have? Could you look cute next to Warren Beatty? Or live with Don Johnson? Or act with Ted Danson? You're not worthy of kissing Cher's tattooed ass!

  • Rosie: Putz: noun - a yokel; a jerk.

    Censor: My rabbi consultant said it means penis.

    Rosie: We're allowed to say penis!

    Censor: Yes, you can say penis, but this is the bad penis. Like 'prick'.

    Rosie: And... what exactly is the *good* penis?

    Adam: [starts to take off his belt and unbutton his pants] Check it out.

    [snickers from ensemble of 'You Go Girl' actors]

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