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1. Don't plan to change anyone's point of view. Please don't quarrel with me. If you disagree and are unhappy, please just click it.
2. Spielberg tried his best. It's not visually speaking, but the original plot is a mess, and he can't turn the decay into magic, at best make it watchable-but it still makes people feel offended in IQ, if you think about it a little bit.
Of course, what is there to think about watching a movie like this? Just refresh your eyes. Let me tell you the whole story first: *LZ, this dead literary freshman, doesn’t understand the love of geek at all, stop beeping* LZ is so awesome, why don’t you take one?
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Take a look at the logic of this story:
1. There is a giant who has all the dreams (intentions) of the dead house (intentional) and (kinky) designed an MMORPG. From then on, human beings stopped doing business and began to indulge in this game and regard giant giants as gods. Everyone's lifelong dream has become "the research giant's preference to get easter eggs and climb to the sky in one step." Such enthusiasm eclipses contemporary star-chaser girls.
2. This game is so addictive, no one cares that the real world becomes a pile of shit, and no one raises any questions about it. In the end, any problems in this terrible world have not been solved, because OASIS is still OASIS, and the savior is busy picking up girls.
3. A company called IOI has developed various hardware and game peripherals for players' needs. It's shameless that everyone uses these peripherals while cursing IOI for making a profit. Players are too addicted to the game, they fall into a consumption trap and buy a lot of equipment so that they cannot make ends meet and are taken by IOI to pay off their debts. Everyone still thinks IOI is too shameless, how can it make others pay off debts? Evil capitalism!
4. OASIS resets the equipment once it is dead. The protagonist called everyone to join him in a decisive battle. After that, everyone crackled and died, but the protagonist was still alive because he understood the heart of a giant than everyone else, so he had one more life. After the male protagonist has the right to operate + soaks in the girl, he feels that real life is very good, and decides to stop the game for two days every Tuesday and Thursday. Imagine that you are an ordinary player without the protagonist's aura. Please discuss your mood at this time rationally.
5. If the security strength of IOI can be half of that of Shanghai Metro, then high five will not have the slightest chance of success. The protagonist's success is based on poor security. Next, please find a place in the history of film and television that is more trash than the IOI headquarters security. What? You mean Star Lab in the drama?
6. Nolan, a rational businessman who is only profitable, hated naive gamers all his life, and was moved by the male protagonist holding the egg at the last moment. You might as well tell me that EA was moved by the player's love of Star Wars and ashamed to revoke the loot box.
All of the above are not the fault of the movie, but the fault of the original. The original book is such a starting point net article that cannot withstand any scrutiny. It avoids the importance of the light, patronizes the 80s pop culture PPT that makes the basement otaku proud of, and uses one after another classic stalk to make the dead house and the dead house-wannabe ( I'm sure this group is becoming huge) climaxes, never want to discuss any in-depth topics, because the author probably has no brains, the author may not even think about the profit model of OASIS, because business is evil, isn't it! Anyway, the players here have technology, ability, and true love, so they can overcome a lot of open-to-play cash, soak in girls, and climb to the pinnacle of life. Anyone who stands on the opposite side of the player is evil and mentally retarded, greedy and incompetent, even the password must be posted on the chair, and in the end will lose to the dead house.
Good dreams.
If the original work is just standing on the shoulders of "giants" and producing very limited original ideas (such as playing an arcade with the Witch King on campus), then the movie is even more... Pick a bit here and a bit the other, copy and paste everywhere, just to make a hodgepodge that pays tribute to everything. Seeing these familiar stalks, you will feel great, that you have been taken seriously, and that the author really understands us. This is a movie that belongs to us. However, it is based on a collection of fragments, based on predecessors’ whimsical ideas rather than on their own original ideas (especially the Shining paragraph. The more the Shining is restored, the more I feel that Kubrick was Plagiarized), its only original part is a mutilated and unreasonable starting point story with a very suspicious outlook on life. The script is so crude that Disney looks down on it.
This is not a player story, this is a player story in your obscenity.
Please also tell me what the 11-year-old boy did in this film. I have always expected ninjas and samurai to show their talents in the decisive battle, not just driving up and being held hostage, but obviously there is no time for this 140-minute movie to show this, we might as well show some cringy af love between male and female gamers Bar. The heroine is the kind of "cool girl" that men like most from "The Lost Lover", but I can't stop thinking, if the heroine is really a 200-jin 50-year-old uncle, what do you do with the hero La?
I admit that its visual effects are very good, and even let the dwindling VR game industry see a suspicious light, like this↓ But no, anyone with a clear mind will not buy VR for this, even though PSVR just dropped 100 yuan !
I also admit that the action design of the racing section is amazing, and it is similar to the most moving details in the original work-the first key of the original work is hidden in the school, because the school is open to everyone, which means that even if it is Rookie players who do not have any equipment and are poor and white also enjoy equal opportunities with krypton gold players. The racing section cleverly used this idea, but dedicated a more visually pleasing service. This is more attentive.
In addition, the stupid trials in the original work (such as the role-playing in classic movies) and the stupid riddles (what 3 words to sing backwards) have become the first game easter egg in history, which can be said to be a big improvement. NS. Two stars give these changes, not the other single-threaded sensuality story.
Also this is a big FUCK YOU to us narrative based, single-player gamers, and a FUCK YOU to MMORPG haters (like me). I get it. So fuck you too.
It is an insult to all the other 9-point movies to win the 9.1 points for this cunning (cheat) movie. But maybe humans are only worthy of such movies.
ps.
1. Nolan is probably the O in IOI, beautiful and stupid, please let him go and let me come; I-R0K, who looks like a real person and not in lust, is the only interesting character, I hope Can see more of his stories.
2. Which normal organization will use AT-ST on the battlefield? Isn't this looking for a fight?
3. I have never seen so many expositions in a movie, and I feel that CinemaSin's counter is about to burst.
4. "You are the rose bud." ? ? ? ? ? The social network is hand-in-hand, unambiguous, and even more give.
5. Who is the evil company? I think OASIS, which monopolizes the game industry and allows humans to escape from reality and indulge in the virtual world, is pretty scary, isn't it?
6. Geek-wannabe refers to the crazy completion of 10 "The Most Complete Easter Egg Guide for Player One" before watching the movie, and then beeping all the way with his companion before/when/after watching the movie, as if he really became a hardcore hobby in the 80s The author is also full of enthusiasm for his friends. Yes I'm judging you and I'm enjoying it.
7. The protagonist does not want to play the game when he becomes a current player, indicating that the game is only a secondary option when his reality is unsatisfactory. The real gamer makes money to buy more games, and to become a cashier is to play games more coolly. Ah, such a faker!
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