Quite Orz.

Osbaldo 2022-01-14 08:01:22

1. The origin of the myth is an international fashion show featuring Western armored knights and Korean costumes.
2. The helmet of the armored knight looks like an Ultraman tempered version.
3. The male pig was ugly in his previous life, but his martial arts was strong; he is handsome in this life, but he can only play tricks.
4. In addition to dreaming premonitions, male and female pigs catch everything blindly. I was surprised, and I gave a map when I played the game.
5. The melee. Armor vs. iron armor.
6. Mankind must be frustrated. Ten shots hit one shot, and the monster shot ten shots and one shot missed.
7. The pilot can't beat the flying dragon in a fighter jet. The male pig drove a car to escape the claws of the flying dragon.
8. No matter how chaotic, there is time to talk about love.
9. Westerners call the chest the shoulder.
10. In the middle of the night, the female pig with angina called 911 for help, but was sent to a mental hospital and treated as a lunatic Wu.
11. When the hypnotist saw his guest floating in the air for no reason, his first reaction was to pick up documents flying all over the sky.
12. This is a myth that straddles the two parallel universes of reality and fantasy.
13. This is a transnational myth that spans South Korea, the United States, and Mexico.
14. Follow my dad to sell antiques and become the savior of the world and the guardian of the princess.
15. The dragon can defeat the giant python because it has four more claws, which can push the giant python to the ground.
17. Learn to launch hidden weapons, such as fireballs.
18. Reincarnation can also change nationality and beliefs.
19. After 500 years of vicissitudes, the Korean old man has changed from an Eastern old man to a pure Western old man.
In short, this is a comedy with a lot of jokes and no suspense, and the male and female pigs will look good. It is suitable for watching when you are seriously ill and blowing your nose, just like I am now.

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Extended Reading
  • Weston 2022-03-28 09:01:08

    In fact, this film can be given two stars. But mixed with national feelings, there is 40% one star...

  • Fatima 2022-03-24 09:03:07

    If you see a movie channel being broadcast, you must think carefully and don't waste your life.

Dragon Wars: D-War quotes

  • Mr. Belafonte: I mean, this thing stared at me like my ex-wife.

  • Mr. Belafonte: All right. Fine. I didn't see a snake. For heaven's sake, there is no such thing as a giant snake. I must have lost my mind for a second.

    Psychiatrist: Everybody makes mistakes. I'm glad you're seeing clearly.

    [to the guard]

    Psychiatrist: You may untie him.

    Mr. Belafonte: I hate to say this, but the giant snake is in this hospital right now. Look out your window.

    Psychiatrist: Tie him again. He has to be hospitalized.