Welcome to "Justice League", telling the story of 5 C-cup men and 1 A-cup woman.
After Superman's death, criminals became rampant in crime and even used Note7 in public.
They set a 20-second countdown very intimately, instead of 1 second or an immediate explosion, so as to provide the superhero with sufficient time to resolve the crisis.
Can’t you design the countdown to be a little difficult next time?
"No, Wonder Woman is here."
"how do you know?"
"I have heard her BGM."
Wonder Woman arrived with a tape recorder and played her exclusive BGM in a loop. The terrorists couldn't bear the brainwashing of ghost animal music and convulsed to death.
Later, Steppenwolves invaded the earth and came to find a kind of box. It may be a leek box, a soy milk box, a coffee mousse box, or even a millet box. After all, it is so difficult to grab.
He first disguised himself as Taobao and came to Paradise Island to fight Amazon.
In the end, Amazon failed miserably and Taobao won.
Steppenwolf came to Atlantis and stole the second box.
Although Superman is dead, fortunately Batman and Wonder Woman are still there. Batman is very powerful, and because his voice is very magnetic, only Magneto can beat him.
His skill is to steal food without knowing it.
You see, no one noticed it at all.
And Wonder Woman is even more powerful.
("The Spy Next Door")
In order to deal with Steppenwolves, Batman and Wonder Woman assembled superheroes Sea King, Flash, and Steel Bones.
Aquaman is called Arthur Core, with its own Core i7 processor, also known as King Arthur or King of Horses.
Even Seahorse King.
Hai Wang is a "going to the sea" artist, a friend of all fishes, a price makers of seafood, and the number one in swimming skills. The motto is: "Yusheng, please advise."
He also snatched Captain Jack's wife.
To hide his identity, Neptune constantly shoots commercials for beer and shampoo.
But it was still discovered that the real identity was an undercover agent sent by Marvel. (error)
When we first met, Batman greeted Aquaman politely: "I heard you can talk to seafood?"
Hai Wang mistakenly thought that the other party was going to lie to him to represent the national swimming team in the Olympics, and directly pressed him on the wall: "Do you dare to fight back?"
Batman: "Why don't I dare to fight back, is your mother also called Martha?"
Aquaman: "My mother is not called Martha, but my father is also named Thomas."
(Batman's father is Thomas Wayne, Aquaman's father is Thomas Curry)
As a result, the two turned their enemies into friends, shaking hands and making peace.
The Flash is called "The Flash" because his dream is to become a bolt of lightning.
The Flash’s father is Dr. Manhattan,
The latter also fought Magneto in "Alien: Contract".
The Flash's mother in "What's wrong with Kevin" is still the ancient first mage, the second-generation living superhero.
Because the Flash is too "fast", he can't find a girlfriend yet. At the same time, because of being single for 30 years, I have trained a pair of unicorn arms, so that I became more "faster" and I couldn't find a girlfriend, which resulted in a virtuous circle, reaching the speed of light over time.
The Flash was very curious about Batman's super powers: "What are your super powers?"
Batman: "We have money."
Batman asked, "What about your superpowers?"
Flash: "No money."
Next, Afu asks Batman and Wonder Woman to find a "full body green" superhero. So... they found the steel frame. He accidentally squeezed the spot of another superhero with a green body.
The backing of Steel Bone is not small. He experienced a disaster and lost his whole body. Fortunately, he saved his mind.
The steel-boned father's response is: paint his whole body green. However, it can be green everywhere, but the head cannot be green.
Maybe "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" was filmed on him.
The special effects staff did a tiny job to turn the steel frame into a half-human, half-mechanical life form. He can transform various machines. In other words, it comes with WiFi and air conditioning, and has the two necessary conditions for human survival, WiFi and air conditioning. Naturally, it was out of danger.
Steel Bone’s skill is camouflage. Once the enemy approaches, he pretends to be a traffic light, without flaws.
It’s worth mentioning that the assistant of Steel Bone’s father is Gao Fang Zheng Kai.
But Gao Fang Zheng Kai did not appear in the movie, because he went to the next door to play "The Legend of Falling Demons" and chose to single out the entire Justice League by himself.
There are a lot of easter eggs in the movie. For example, when Wonder Woman goes to find Steel Bones, we can see the classic DC villain "Penguin".
Batman read the pass code "Ironman sucks", then took everyone to the Bat Cave and showed everyone his military transport plane.
The companion expressed quite puzzled, "Why write'Wayne Technology' on it, for fear that others don't know that Batman is Bruce Wayne?"
Batman responded: "You use an iPhone, so you are Jobs?"
In order to deal with Steppenwolves, everyone started high-intensity training.
Among them, Batman worked tirelessly and finally successfully trained the ninth pack.
Everyone was ready, and finally started fighting with Steppenwolves.
Steppenwolf suddenly remembered that he had watched a movie called "Wolf Warriors 2" and caught the cannonball easily.
Are you afraid that Wu Jing sent it?
Since Ma Yun can hang Wu Jing, it is not surprising that Batman can defeat Steppenwolves.
The next scene was very shocking, and even my clothes burned up.
This is too burning, the movie saw half of the body on fire.
"My buddy, I'm sorry, I accidentally threw a cigarette butt on you." said the audience sitting behind me.
Fortunately, the enthusiastic citizens present helped me step on the flames.
Everyone lost to Steppenwolves. Suddenly, Batman remembered a long-lost martial arts secret on the rivers and lakes-the use of "electric shock therapy" can bring people back to life.
They are going to ask Yang Yongxin to call Superman,
But Neptune said he could help, after all, he was an undercover agent sent by Marvel.
Sure enough, Neptune installed two Nanfu batteries on Superman, successfully resurrecting Superman. (error)
Superman is worthy of being a Kryptonian, and he can be resurrected when he is dead.
The first sentence of his resurrection was: "Is my breast hair beautiful?"
Batman said: "What you want to say is, are my eyebrows fierce or not?"
Seeing Batman correct his slip of the tongue, Superman was very embarrassed.
He was so angry that he punched the other person: "Do you think that your mother called Martha, I won't hit you?"
But this punch did not kill Batman. It seems that only the rich can be the opponent of the Kryptonians. Jack Ma is richer than Batman, and I don't know if he can hang Superman.
Aquaman sent a spicy crayfish to spy on the military situation, but was eaten halfway through the swim.
In the end, Steel Bone found out that the headquarters of Steppenwolf was in Russia, and he wanted to start with Russia and gradually rule the earth. Faced with the invasion of Steppenwolves, the Russians were beaten helplessly. This may be the worst time the fighting nation was hacked.
Everyone came to Russia, and Batman also went to the countryside to follow the customs, driving out of the spaceship in the Batmobile, and ejected from the Batmobile, just like a Russian doll.
The Flash used a trick "XX cart" to save a Russian family.
At the end of the story, Superman makes a comeback, defeating Steppenwolves by himself. The other five people became a loyal audience of Superman and stood by to witness the whole process.
If Superman wants to be a villain, the other five will not add up to his opponent; if he is not a villain, he can easily beat Steppenwolves. As long as he is on which side, which side will win. This movie tells us: Kryptonian talents are the best.
Kryptonians are so powerful, it seems that the next episode can only play RMB player Jack Ma.
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