Just look at bursting pulp? See spoof? Look~~a big head ghost

Keven 2022-01-14 08:01:40

It's really the most miscellaneous platter I have ever seen!

bloody? ——In the first few minutes, the hero was exploded with blood, and then the extras were stripped of their skins.
Science fiction? ——It looks like a different species (it should be a different species, with super reproductive ability). The monsters don’t know where they came from until they die, and I don’t know if they have an IQ. I can’t see a planned attack, except for the lack of brains. Putting makeup on yourself-not wearing a corpse of a cow-isn't it troublesome? You can climb the second floor even if you criticize it.
Spoof? ——The little monster and the one-legged female sister-in-law who "resurrected the corpse" came to "bite"; the male hero reminds everyone that the mighty image will be exploded after one minute, which really shows the swiftness and bloodthirsty of the monster! !
black? ——Two idiots argue over the bait of "living people" that should have been damned a long time ago? ——When the leg was broken, the blood was sprayed fiercely, and no one gave first aid, so it can live for 20 minutes? Is she herself a different space blood bank? It was wrong, but he woke up after 20 minutes. If everyone is sure that this makes sense, then Xiao Zhang suffered 4 knives in the ambush for 7 or 8 minutes, which is a failure. It will take an hour for it to work; there are also heroines who "teleport" after going around for a few laps-because there is no explanation in the camera, I understand it as teleporting-the fact that the second floor was unfortunately sniped, also Are you discussing human nature? Ah? ...

Not to mention the emptiness of the plot. Just the brainless shapes and actions of the monster: 1. Three fingers like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, how can he peel off his face; 2. Fangs and hooves? Did I read it right-carnivores have hooves? Without paws? ; 3. The opening is extremely swift and violent, and climbed into the second floor to chase people silently-do you rely on the camera to shake it fast? And it directly caused 4. The younger brother was caught by the door! ! ——Whose monster will use genitals, just a hose to hunt down prey? Damn it! ! Director, what do you think of us? ! ! ! !

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Feast quotes

  • Bozo: YOU!

    Grandma: [Drunkenly] What?

    Bozo: You know somethin'!

    Grandma: Huh?

    Bozo: You're old! You've seen things!

    Grandma: I don't know a thing.

    Bartender: Easy there...

    Bozo: Back off me, whitey! I'm interrogating her.

    Bozo: Old people know things, like legends and tall tales and shit.

    Grandma: No... really... I don't...

    Bozo: Come on! Spill it! Or I'll get rough!

    Grandma: I don't know anything!

    [Points to Bartender]

    Grandma: Why don't you ask him? He's old!

    Heroine: Relax. She doesn't know anything.

    Bozo: Yeah... allegedly.

  • Bozo: [Locked in bedroom as monster is coming through window] Okay! I'm ready to come out now!

    Bartender: [Bartender fumbles outside with key; it breaks in the lock] Oh.

    Bozo: [Panicking, rattling doorknob] OH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OH"?

    Coach: [Relatively calmly. i.e. oh, shit] Cheese and crackers.