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Welcome to "Fast and Furious 9: Space Racing" (Temporary Translation), the original teammates Madomenick (Van Diesel) and Mr. Anonymous (Kurt Russell) will all return, but they will Appeared in the roles of Groot and Eagle. The official translation of the film released in China is "Galaxy Easter Egg Team 2", which tells the story of the big villain-Auntie Cleaning.
The story begins in 1980, when Igo had no Lamborghini and tanks. He and his wife drove in a car, and then went through the woods together. At this time, his wife was clamoring to see the stars. Igo suddenly remembered that he himself was a star, so he took off his pants wittily: "Come on, I'll show you a baby."
Then, Xingjue was born.
In 2014, Xingjue invented the square dance, which was later introduced to China. At the same time, Sony has gone abroad and into the universe, becoming the only designated player for Galaxy. If Apple's acquisition of Disney goes well, we can imagine Xingjue finally replaced the iPhone in the next movie.
In addition, English has also officially become the lingua franca of the universe, no matter which alien from the eighteenth bend of the mountain road can speak fluent English. If you come out, if you can't even pass the fourth and sixth grades, what qualifications do you have to be the boss?
After defending the peace of the universe once, Xing Jue and his teammates have a new mission. In order to protect the super weapon-Nanfu battery, they launched a fierce battle.
It has to be said that his teammates are all talents. For example, one of the Destroyer’s superpowers is a low smile, and another superpower is that he can enter and leave public places half naked without being driven out by security.
Kamora is a RMB player and bought three color skins for her to choose freely.
Rocket raccoons are not small, they have multiple identities, such as trash-eating red pandas, triangular-faced monkeys, and pet dogs.
Regardless of Groot's stupidity, he is actually the smartest. He knew that "villains always die from talking too much", so he only said a word from beginning to end.
Their deeds of protecting Nanfu battery were praised by the high priest. The high priest is dressed in gold, and his true identity may be the image ambassador of the Oscar little gold man, or the image spokesperson of the iPhone local tyrant gold, or even the little yellow man or the Venus.
High Priest: "The main purpose of my coming today is to give you an award."
Star Jue: "Ah, what award?"
High Priest: "Lifetime Achievement Award."
Xingjue: "It is indeed well deserved."
Since the little golden man has already been distributed, the high priest gave Xingjue a little blue man as a substitute, and said: "Xingjue, Oscar owes you a little golden man."
The raccoon was stubborn about the practice of "replace the little golden man with the little blue man". Before leaving, he stole the Nanfu battery, and then triggered a counterattack from the high priest and other little yellow men, and the villains played "aircraft wars" one after another. Even the "Aircraft War" had to collectively scrape points, and the behavior of dominating the screen of the circle of friends caused Ego's extreme dissatisfaction. He directly hacked the server and made the Minions' game interface all black screens.
Xingjue’s spacecraft crashed on a nearby planet. As the saying goes, “Don’t hang on a tree”. The Destroyer hangs on each tree before landing, creating the record for the most “man climbing the tree” in the movie.
Igo took the mantis girl sitting on an egg and came here, and briefly introduced himself: "Call me Dad."
It turns out that Ego is a planet that has survived millions of years. Upon hearing the news, everyone said: "Xing Jue, I heard that your dad is a ball?"
The skill of Sister Mantis is to improve the sleep quality of others. Because Yigo has a physical defect in that aspect, Sister Mantis has to help him sleep every day.
On the other side, the high priest rushed to build the Little Golden Man, ready to entrust Yongdu to Xing Jue to send it. Yongdu is Xingjue's adoptive father, who looks like a doll with no stitches on his head. He has no special skills, but a weapon speciality, a red, thin and long thing.
On the way to visit Yongdu and his friends, as the Dragon Boat Festival is approaching, they quarreled over the question of "sweet or salty rice dumplings", and finally killed Maomao and captured Yongdu and the raccoon, and put their opponents down. Sent to the sky.
The traitor also put a red tights on Groot and poured alcohol on him to play with temptation. The raccoon had no choice but to say: "I'll kill you idiot after I eat the crispy noodles."
Unwilling to give in, the young brother of the Yongdu faction found the red silk stockings and put it on his head. Instantly the mana increased, he took out his red, thin and long thing, and killed the traitor in minutes. Yongdu escaped safely and unscathed. After all, he has no hair at all.
Killing a face: "I seem to hear the roar of the engine."
High Priest: "No, Yongdu escaped!"
Killing a face: "How do you know?"
High Priest: "BGM is ringing!"
It is worth mentioning that during the journey through the wormhole, Yongdu and others also met Marvel's most powerful superhero-the guest star.
At the same time, Ego told Xingjue about his grand plan to dominate the universe. Originally, Xingjue was very interested. It's a pity that Yi Ge accidentally leaked his mouth, letting Xing Jue learn that he killed his mother. The situation is very serious, Xingjue decided to sing a song to express his mood at the moment.
Yi Ge's response to this was: "Clay play!" Then he squeezed Xingjue's Sony Walkman.
Afterwards, he couldn't help secretly rejoicing. Fortunately, Xingjue was not using Nokia, otherwise his hands would be destroyed.
Adhering to the principle of "honesty, only enter your body, not your life", Xing Jue and others entered Yi Ge's body and prepared to set off firecrackers in his body. In response to the call to "protect the environment and prohibit the setting off of firecrackers", they had to give up firecrackers and replaced them with Note7. However, as a very traditional person, Yigo still prefers firecrackers.
Don't ask me where Note7 came in 2014, because I made up to lie to you.
Seeing that his father was out of touch with the times and unwilling to accept new things, Xing Jue was very angry and let out a cruel word: "Brothers, give him some color!"
Yongdu had long been distracted by Igo, and took the lead in showing his own color: "This is blue!"
Yongdu: "I'm sorry I got it wrong, it should be this."
Next, everyone showed Yi Ge the colors one after another.
However, Igo didn't take this set at all.
In desperation, Xingjue played "Pacman" with Yigo again, and Groot took the opportunity to set a 5-minute alarm for Note7. After 5 minutes, the huge power directly exploded Yigo into ashes, even the cost of cremation. Saved.
There was also an episode during the period. The high priest led the little yellow man to block and control the spacecraft to lay a net of heaven and earth. It's a pity that she didn't know that there was a game called "Lianliankan". She had obsessive-compulsive disorder and arranged the spaceships neatly. As a result, they were all eliminated.
Yongdu took Xingjue to escape from the explosion range of Note7. Unexpectedly, as a doll, Yongdu had no stitches on his head, and all the cotton had leaked out. He took the lunch in advance.
To become a superhero, both parents must die. Xingjue, who had only died of his mother before, was too scumbag to defeat the villain by relying on a dance. This time not only the father died, but also two at one time. The Avengers dominance is just around the corner. After all, there are many superheroes with dead fathers, but it is really not common for two fathers to die.
Xingjue, whose parents finally died, officially became a superhero. The whole universe sent congratulatory messages and fired ashes to celebrate. The scene was very beautiful.
At the end of the movie, everyone shouted "We are family", a perfect tribute to "Fast and Furious". (error)
Easter egg 1: Yongdu's little brother inherited his mantle and took out a red, thin, long thing and inserted it into the body of the Destroyer.
Easter Egg 2: Seeing the courage to sacrifice one's life for righteousness, kill oneself and become a benevolent, Starkar (Stallone) decides to regroup with the high imitation death god Hela (Michelle Yeoh), which is called the "death squad".
Easter egg 3: The high priest entrusts the hope of revenge to the offspring-Adam, who is mainly responsible for defeating Black Adam.
Easter egg 4: Groot grows up, Xingjue likes to be a father.
Easter Egg 5: The guest star can't return to Earth, and he can't find anything to do, so he decides to single out Thanos.
(According to unreliable sources, the Marvel movie in 2050 will have 100 Easter eggs. The feature film will be 2 hours long and the Easter eggs will be 50 minutes long.)
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The beginning of Groot’s dancing was really amazing, I thought this movie should be worth 10 points. Unexpectedly, the beginning is the most exciting part of the whole film, but an overall score of 8 is not a problem.
The film industry has been a very advanced age, only you can't think of it, no special effects staff can't do it. Therefore, gorgeous special effects are no longer a measure of the quality of a movie, but fun is the key. The audience is tired of the various fighting scenes, and the director has to find another way. The opening fragment is a good example. The fight is only the background and foil. The real protagonist is the dancing Groot.
The rhythm of the whole movie is very well controlled, and there are too many shots that can be selected as "Classic Moments in Film History". In addition to the opening clips, there are raccoons fighting villains in the forest, Yongdu fighting traitors and so on.
In terms of roles, I personally feel that Yongdu and Raccoon have been very successful. Yongdu has been a prisoner of war for many years, and the raccoon is made by a scientist. They are all seemingly aggressive and arrogant characters, but in reality they are bluffing and extremely inferior. Therefore, only they can understand each other and stand on the same line.
At the critical moment, the raccoon only brought an extra set of spacesuits and aircraft, and it felt like he was forced to die. Of course, in order to reflect the love of courageous adoptive father, some sacrifices will be made logically.
Kurt Russell's "I am your dad", played by Igor, said to the Star Lord, which makes people think of "Star Wars". Interestingly, the director of "Star Wars" George Lucas once found Kurt Russell and hoped that he would play Han Solo. After being rejected, George Lucas gave the role to Harrison Ford.
In "Star Wars 7", the villain Kylo Ren is the son of Han Solo. As for what happened to the two of them, you know what happened to them, so there is no spoiler here.
As we all know, the villain in Marvel movies has a very low sense of existence. The villain of "Iron Man 3" is a jumping clown (although it turns out that there is someone else in Manchu), and the villain of "Guardians of the Galaxy 1" is a dance Dead, the big villain of "Doctor Strange" is annoying... Of all the villains, only Loki has a little sense of existence.
It can be said that "Guardians of the Galaxy 2" has greatly improved in this regard. Although the protagonist is suspected of opportunism in the process of killing Igo, at least the villain has not been played dead. Everyone may think that it doesn’t matter how absurd a popcorn movie is. In fact, the story must be as reasonable as possible to convince the audience. You can refer to "The Dark Knight" for this point. The success of the film has a lot to do with the creation of the role of the Joker. Even the performance of the Joker in the film overshadows the light of Batman. It is an "anti-routine" and "anti-theme" Great model.
A friend of mine said that he couldn't understand "Captain America 3" because he couldn't distinguish between Iron Man and Spiderman. A superhero movie has become a suspense film in her eyes, but it is also a peculiar experience. It seems that Marvel still needs to work hard to portray the protagonist, let alone the villain.
In fact, the shaping of Yi Ge is pretty good. His character, experience, motivation, skills, etc. are relatively perfect. It is estimated that he is the most impressive villain in the recent Marvel movies.
The most interesting character in Guardians of the Galaxy 2 is of course not any protagonist including the Star Lord, but Stan Lee. As the veteran of Marvel comics, he has guest-starred in most Marvel movies, including series that have sold copyrights. With the birth of "Guardians of the Galaxy 2", we can guess that Stan Lee cameo in all Marvel movies is the same role-the observer.
The observer Uatu possesses cosmic energy, and his responsibility is to observe the occurrence of events at different times and dimensions. This also explains why he can always appear in Marvel movies, including "X-Men" and "Spider-Man" in series where the plot is inconsistent and even the copyright has been sold.
In general, Marvel is so good at making movies interesting that it makes people suspect that this is a superhero movie on the surface, but it is actually a comedy. The disadvantage is that everyone shouted amazing while watching the movie, but when I recalled it later, I felt that it was nothing more than that.
Marvel movies can always leave a very good first impression, but it is not worth remembering. The previous Marvel movies are difficult to make people have the desire to watch them again. On the one hand, due to the advanced equipment of the theater, there is no such feeling at home; on the other hand, the theater has a special atmosphere. After all, the audience is laughing. If you don't laugh, you will look like a fool. When I watched it at home, I felt no smile or even embarrassment in many places.
Like other Marvel movies, this film does not have much value for revisiting. But being able to watch the movie for the first time made people hooked, and it has been quite successful. The dull and dull movies are inevitably high and low, and family fun and entertainment routes are more deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
It is worth mentioning that "Guardians of the Galaxy 1" is the only first part in the Marvel series that does not talk about the origin, but draws out the origins of the characters through dialogue, so it can maintain the climax of almost the entire film. It is also "Guardians of the Galaxy 1". "The reason why it became one of Marvel's most successful movies.
"Guardians of the Galaxy 2" went back to talk about the life experience of the star, not only made the "Guardians of the Galaxy 1" compact, but also left an important suspense and highlight to the "Guardians of the Galaxy 2", not to let the plot Appears weak, this is exactly what Marvel is smart about.
Since it is positioned as a popcorn movie, it is necessary to avoid the narrative being too lengthy. For this point, you can refer to the recently popular "Power Rangers", which took a full 90 minutes to set the stage, but the protagonist was over before a few hits.
The star actor Chris Pratt once said that "Guardians of the Galaxy 1" changed his life. Compared with Iron Man and Captain America, the reputation of Guardians of the Galaxy is a bit weaker. Marvel Studios did not expect that "Guardians of the Galaxy 1" would be a major success. The result not only won $773 million in the box office, but also received praise. tide.
Chris Pratt was not known before he starred in Guardians of the Galaxy 1. He also appeared in Jurassic World after “Guardians of the Galaxy 1”, and earned $1.67 billion at the box office. The fourth in film history. It is reported that in "Avengers 3", Star Lord is also the key to defeating Thanos. Therefore, it is not an exaggeration to say that "Guardians of the Galaxy 1" changed his life.
Coincidentally, Henry Calvin, the Superman actor, almost missed "Superman: Man of Steel" because of playing games. Now his career is booming. Not only does he hold a big IP in DC, he also filmed "Mission Impossible 6" with Tom Cruise. ".
It seems that success is somewhat accidental.
Wait a moment, I will answer the call.
"Hello, what? Director Zhang is going to make a Chinese independent superhero movie called "Keyboard Man"? Invite me to audition? All right, I will change my clothes and come right away."
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