Hi everyone, I'm chris, a black guy. Today I want to tell the story of how I escaped from my perverted girlfriend's family.
Before telling the story, I must first identify myself and see if I have this Canon 7D. Although this old model is not used anymore, and there is still a kit lens, but yes, I am actually a photographer. division. I believe that my white girlfriend must also be fascinated by my unique strength.
Finally one day, she invited me to see my parents at her house. I was a little nervous. After all, black and white matching is not their core value of white people. My brothers and I are worried that I will be eaten by them, yes, just like Oreo cookies.
Although my girlfriend refused to let me smoke and killed a deer along the way, this wave of Lincoln SUV advertisements was done well. You also have this car in China. It is called MKC and the price is between 300,000 and 450,000. It is a luxury car. Bar. But in the United States, the price of this car is more than 30,000 US dollars, and you Chinese have the money.
Closer to home, you have to call the police if you crash an animal, otherwise the insurance will not be able to compensate. But the strange thing is that my white girlfriend refused to let the police check my ID. I understand the look in her eyes. White policemen are used to picking up soap if they say something wrong. Damn, my girlfriend is so sweet, I love her to death.
What's more surprising is that not only my girlfriend loves me, but the whole family seems to love me very much. My uncle is elegant, my aunt is gentle, and the family is happy and talkative. In order to dispel my nervousness, my uncle firmly stated his racial position: If Obama will still run for president, he will still vote for him.
At that time, a little brother-in-law was killed halfway, which made people very uncomfortable. This guy who looked like a pervert had somehow wanted to play karate with me, but I was just a photographer. Apart from pressing the shutter and having sex with his sister, I don’t want to have sex with a man at the dining table...
Fortunately, all the unhappiness quickly disappeared after his girlfriend used her body to apologize. According to the routine, the old driver should have an afterthought at this time. Yes, I am an old driver.
I sneaked out of the door and vomited, but I was almost frightened to death. First, I saw a black male servant working out in the yard in the early morning. I wanted to tell him that variety shows like "Running Brother" were less watched, but he was running too fast. Then I saw the black maid applying stickers to the mirror in the middle of the night. The expression on her face seemed familiar to me and reminded me of a Chinese movie, which seemed to be called "Painted Skin".
Even more weird thing was that after I returned to my room, my aunt, who had always been gentle, hypnotized me with a teacup and a stainless steel spoon. My God, I just want to smoke a cigarette...
Please pay attention to the details of the charging of my mobile phone. The huge windows logo tells you that after all, only mobile phones that cannot be sold will spend money to advertise.
The next day, the girlfriend's family ushered in a big party, friends and relatives came from all directions, and I unexpectedly became the focus. I thought it was my beauty and talent that attracted them, but I didn't expect these white people to just like to squeeze my strong body.
Ah, yes. The most weird thing is that I met a black brother that I had ever met. The little gangster who was once a dirty mouth suddenly became a literary youth and pretended that he never knew me. Until I secretly took a photo of him, and the flash flashed by, his temperament changed drastically, and his uncle said that he had epilepsy occasionally.
Don't come to this set. Have you never seen a pig run without eating pork? Of course I know what real epilepsy is like. The reason why my buddies are angry must be because I didn't turn on the beauty camera.
I confided all my troubles to my old iron. His judgment was that young black men would eat soft meals with rich white women. This is definitely an intermediary.
He was wrong because I found pictures of my girlfriend and her boyfriends in the shoebox. This sister's taste is too strong, her ex-boyfriends are all black people like me... I almost shed tears when I knew the truth. After the love fell to nothing, the girlfriend's family finally removed the mask of hypocrisy.
Being hypnotized, I finally figured it out. It turned out that all of this was premeditated. My girlfriend refused to let the police check my ID, because I was afraid that the police could track my whereabouts after I disappeared. The maid with yellow stickers on the mirror was actually her grandmother. Let’s play and run late at night. The brother’s is actually her grandfather. The buddies have been changed bodies a long time ago.
Yes, it turns out that this is not an adulterous nest, but a human body exchange transplant base.
The problem with these white people is not that they hate black people, but that they love our black bodies to death. What is long and strong? Stop it. You hear me say that this is all a misunderstanding. This is all rumors.
However, the operation continued, and I was controlled by hypnosis without the strength to fight back.
Seeing I was about to be seized of my young body by the white old man.
I didn't expect that the sofa was smashed by me at this time.
I plugged my ears with cotton and pretended to go to sleep.
Wait until the brother-in-law unwraps all the instruments of torture.
I was surprised and knocked him to the ground.
I killed the red eye and nailed the uncle who had the operation with antlers to the wall.
Use a fork to kill the hypnotized aunt.
Escaped, I drove the black grandma into a serious injury.
I carried her and drove away.
The evil girlfriend raised a gun and shot at me.
The black grandpa who is as strong as a cow wants to squeeze my eyes.
As witty as I am, I take out my phone in times of crisis.
The flash made him regain his memories.
The anger of being robbed of his body caused him to shoot my girlfriend through the belly.
And he also committed suicide with a gun.
I finally got out of this place of right and wrong in a police car with Lao Tie.
I looked back,
There was my former girlfriend lying on the road,
Now it was just a dead body.
Well, that's all for today's story.
Later, my story became a legend, and it was this movie called "Escape from the Deadly Town".
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