Say good R18 together, but you have to PG13

Wilbert 2021-10-19 10:15:02

One of the best false advertising of the year.

First of all, it is not a DC fan, and the expectations for the suicide squad are very high, very high, and very high. Nothing, because the trailer is so cool.

There are a lot of spoilers below.

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beginning of the movie, Waller (black female commander) flipped through the files and everyone sat in line to introduce the past
This method is okay for a character, but almost everyone does it again...
Actually, there is a character tag, name feature... Tell me, is this really the full version of the trailer collection? ? ?
Is this a display of corporate culture?



When I showed the witch, oh the point came, after all, I was not surprised that this girl would become a boss.
The anthropologist played by Cara somehow fell into the cave and found a bunch of skeletons and witches.
The anthropologists and archaeologists in the movie this year seem to be alone like mountaineering enthusiasts, never forming a group. Um.
(The dmbj next door knows how to form a group, okay) The handist
finds that the witch will naturally be possessed. It looks very awkward, and the black smoke can do everything.
The problem is that this omnipotence is really too buggy. Waller got the witch's heart x1 super simple
———— Why! Why the first thing a witch possesses is not to find a heart!
Aren't you so good that you can find the documents in the vault 800 years ago,
why the first thing after possession is not to find it! you! since! already! of! Heart! Is it the awkward time after waking up?
Witch, you are happy.


After holding the witch's heart in his hand, Waller seemed to be at the pinnacle of his life. It was okay to poke the heart with a small pencil and the witch had to work.
I’m telling the truth, so I’m not surprised that the witch turns into a boss.
I also have to demonstrate in a bunch of middle-aged old man’s rooms to dig out files with bare hands, and I won’t do it for me.


Then, the witch didn’t think it would work. Isn’t it a coolie? I secretly found my brother who is still a statue
(Why don’t you wake up and look for it??? I don’t understand, I fell in love with Kara, so I forgot everything)
and then Wake up my brother, Hong Kong, this group of humans who worshipped us before are actually going to kill us. This is not enough,
so we have to kill all humans. Brother is a sister-in-law, Hong Kong, okay, so he ran to the subway station and killed him
. Didn't the younger sister just tell you that he wants to absorb the power of humans? Why did you quickly start to kill him
?
However, the way for the Goose Witch to control humans into their own army is to turn humans into human forms covered with black blisters.

Want to feel the horrible feeling of the screen being super black, and there are a lot of black blisters on a person's head?
Let's go to the movies-actually gave a close-up.



finally! After a bunch of messy introductions, the Suicide Squad was formed!
Probably because Waller looks too bad, too badass, too big, I never expected that the
trailer in the trailer was rendered for a long time. I thought it was the first mission to attack the clown. It was
actually

to go to the rebellious witch to kill. After that, the besieged city

rescued herself.


All the members of the suicide team in this place have a wtf face, and the audience is also very wtf.
I always thought they were going to play the clown? ! ? ! ? !
Actually Nima is not! ! ! ! !

It is said that the members of the super bad super dicks, except at the beginning one by one in a row to introduce the history of the characters, they
played up how dicks and bad everyone was and all the bad performances later, it is how this group of people want to run away, how to fight for a while Fighting the boss for a while and beating the soldiers, how to consume one's own power
For example, a supporting actor who looks very awkward came out for a few minutes and was blown off by the team leader because he wanted to escape
. I: Oh.


There was no real difficulty in the rescue process, except for the rescue team leader of Zhongxing Pengyue Rescue Team who rescued Waller...Huh? Halle?
Um, probably because the process of saving people was too easy, all kinds of memories of Halle and the clown were interspersed to express the deep love
in her passion. While the boss was killing, the clown was interspersed to rescue Harry and then divided into minutes. The plot in which his plane was
shot down and the mysterious plot in which he stood still and did not kill Halle in the face of the temptation (I really don't know what I want to show here)
and! ! ! Isn't it to exaggerate the death shot? Although he is only profitable, he is a good father.
After all, he did bad things and was jailed by Batman. Looks super bad, super dick, you want money but you don't want to die.
As a result, inexplicably, he didn’t kill the escaped
Harlequin at the request of the black commander and then returned the princess to hug (Thinking that the clown was dead, so I was crying like a girl in the rain) The Harley Woller
offered him the terms Set him and his daughter free, kill the clown girl who ran away with the clown, and
shoot him dead! Actually! Let go! Harley Quinn! ! ! ! ! ! !
so? ? ? Is teamwork more important than your daughter? ? ? ? ? ?
I:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Are you not one of the worst people in the world? ? ?


I don't understand you, a good father? ! ? ! ? !
But in the end, he emphasized that he is a good father! ! ! ! ! !
What do you want to explain! ! ! ! ! ! !
Is it to show that you love Halle more than the clown...?
Speaking of clowns, I always thought that the awkward-looking shots were to highlight that the clowns are big bosses. I
never expected that the film did not reflect the compelling he expected.
He seems to be a second-year young man who is not in a normal spirit in his love. He
jumped out to save his girlfriend without doing any bad things . He was beaten, and he jumped out to save him. Finally succeeded
(the boss is still killing him at the moment. Kill) The
big boss x2 looked like it was about to destroy the earth, and then everyone suddenly put everything down and ran into a bar to start telling each other about the past of their dark history.
Then Will Smith suddenly discovered that wow, this is bad, and because of love, a bunch of people’s commander actually took the letter my daughter wrote to me with him. It’s really good to be innocent, good dad’s upper body, and then it becomes Good teammate.
Hallie was crazy, thinking that after the clown was dead and knowing that the bomb in her head had failed, she thought it wasn’t Emma I could get out of her, and then she didn’t provoke her madness and became a good teammate again. All the bad is the mouth. Let’s talk about the ugliness of teammates.
The lizard man didn't tell everyone about his dark history.
That awkward robber (captain of the boomerang) actually cried because the fire-breathing tattooed man killed his wife and children! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Cried! ! ! ! ! ! !
Isn't the eldest brother very cocky? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Haven't you robbed Australia's banks! ! ! ! !
Although I know that you love to bring pink pony, but I did not tell me that you have a girlish heart! ! !
On one side, the big boss is destroying the earth! ! ! ! !
You are actually making complaints at the conference! ! ! ! !
Obviously you can't live by destroying the earth, okay! ! ! ! ! ! Is it so important to vomit? ! ! ! !



False advertising! ? ! ? ! ? ! ?
It means that everyone looks very bad at first, and in the
end, they all suddenly become good teams with kind-hearted cooperation, fighting spirit, and teamwork!
Why is that? ! ! ! ! ! Don’t you guys look so fucking! ! ! !
The key is that you just need to emphasize the team, and why do you still play differently when you play! ! ! ! ! !
Even if the last super long slow motion is the clown girl throwing the gun to death and shooting
you in front of you, you are still fighting each other! ! ! ! ! !
Including one person who is doing the work and the rest are onlookers! ! ! ! !
So the first half emphasized that so many people are super bad and super cock and don't cock each other. In the last half, they start to move forcibly and make everyone feel like this is a super-careful team
! ! ! ! ! ! !



At the last climax, I also had a question mark on my face.
The witch's elder brother looked very awkward when he was in the subway station.
Then, in the end, it was blown up with a flat CD-like bomb by the opposing anti-super-British team who was so united without knowing why it was blown up with
a bomb! ! !
Why can't a boss that can be blown up with a bomb with such a small explosion range be airdropped? !
His brother's heart was also on him, and he was not taken out like his sister, so it could be exploded with a bomb.
Well, then we can only look at the sister. This witch looks very awkward and knows how to perform illusions. Although the illusions were defeated by everyone, this is a rare boss. Remember to dance with the great god and finish the large weapons first, and then use combat to solve the opponent one by one.
Then he fought for a while, suddenly furious, and immediately killed everyone.
Okay, why don’t you get rid of your weapons in the first place.
As a result, the goddess faced the female lunatic or the patterned Tu Nai clothes.
The clown girl pretended to surrender, bowed her head, picked up the samurai sword, and
gave
me the witch's heart with a bang :? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
The good boss is very awkward, isn't the
boss and her siblings gods! ! !
Why was it all killed in just a few minutes? ? ?
The witch it is also tragic, inexplicable thing was when the coolies are not poke heart
sister and brother-controlled somehow was blown up
himself and finally was somehow dig heart - why heart so well dig
just as long in the throat, just to individuals It came out as soon as I stretched out my hand and
finally turned into dust when I squeezed it.
The squad leader was about to cry out loudly at the lover who was possessed by the witch who could not return. After all, he had just killed
off the family righteously. As a result, Kara tore the black skin on his face and woke up! pass! Come! NS!
The whole process is as smooth as tearing off a black mask.
audience:? ? ? ? ? ?
I:? ? ? ? ? ? ?




At the end of the end, it's finally the Easter egg!
This Waller not only knows that Batman is Wayne, but also holds the true identities of all the people of
Zhenglian. In the trailer of Zhenglian, the master summoned everyone because he took Waller's roster. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I: If you are happy, the

overall movie tempo is fast and slow, fast and slow, and owes 80 billion to the lighting engineer. When the Black Bubble Man was hit for the first time, the whole screen was black.
Each BGM is very handsome. Putting it together is like 10 people working together to make up this ost album. After a while, epic, a ghost film, a dark bubble, and an electronic sound, knowing that you guys can bring your own bgm.

I think the biggest significance of this film is to tell everyone that people cannot easily die.
Because Waller has been setting up this suicide squad in Amway because of his concern for national defense, the first thing he did was to destroy a city and let the suicide squad to rescue him, and the second thing was to be kidnapped by the witch who forced the rebellion. The location of all defense facilities was also known, so all defense facilities such as satellites and secret defense points were destroyed.
#The senior U.S. defense official is suspected of being a Chinese spy.


However, even though I have said so much, I still have to say,


Halle’s ass, praise.

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Suicide Squad quotes

  • Deadshot: So that's your old lady, huh?

    Rick Flag: Yeah.

    Deadshot: Well, you need to handle this shit, all right? Get up there, smack her on her ass, tell her, "Knock this shit off."

    Rick Flag: I do not think that'd be wise.

  • Rick Flag: Here comes Slipknot, the man who can climb anything.