Incomplete Zombie Handbook

Merl 2022-03-14 14:12:21

One day, when you get up and go out as usual, you find that the whole city has been captured by zombies, and there are very few normal humans (although they can't be called "normal"). What should you do?

Escape is a must, you don’t have to go deep into what happened. At this moment, what you need most, trust me, is the "Incomplete Zombie Handbook" you are watching. Forget the outdated methods in your head, and read the following text carefully, maybe you can save your life in this special situation.

(Note: Only for the zombies that appear in this film, other types of zombies need different coping strategies.)


1. The first thing you need to do is not to panic too much. As the name suggests, "zombies" are rigid corpses with no vital signs and slow and dull movements. Therefore, you at least have the advantage of flexibility and IQ (maybe).

Accurate identification of zombies is extremely important: legs and feet often have weird bends, walking slowly, unable to lift the feet, mostly in the character; body stiffness, such as bleeding, ulcers, etc. pay special attention; hands unnaturally leaning forward; eyesight Hollow and purposeless, the eyelids are white and slightly blue, and the pupils are dilated; the voice comes from deep in the throat, hoarse, low frequency, unable to convey information.

2. In the face of zombies, all objects at hand can be your weapons, try to make full use of them. The deadly part of zombies is the head. In addition, hitting other parts can only temporarily hinder their offensive footsteps, but cannot completely kill them.

Even if the zombie in front of you was your relative or lover, you must aim for the head and start! Start! Start! The important thing is said three times.

3. Remember: Never, never fall into the siege of zombies! Single zombies can also be dealt with, but if it is a group, even if they move slowly, your chances of winning are almost zero.


4. In the face of a group of zombies, the wisest way is to become a member of them. Please study Article 1 of the manual carefully and imitate their characteristics. This is not too difficult. You can master the essentials with a little practice.

Zombies attack humans for only one purpose: to zombies normal humans. They don't use it as food, biting creatures is their only "fun". At the same time, they are easily incited, lack the ability to make independent judgments, and like to follow suit, so they are easily tempted. Using this feature, you can cooperate with your colleagues to deal with them.

5. For all collectors, can collecting a live wild zombie directly reach the throne of the collectors? This awesome thing was done by the hero of the film.

So, if you want to keep a zombie in captivity, you need to: choose a zombie you are familiar with (emotional). It is best to be a corpse from your closest relatives/lovers/friends, so that you can treat it. Habits are well known (yes, although zombies and human beings are already two completely different species, they still have a connection); raising zombies is easy, you don’t need to feed them, the only thing you have to do is Take safety measures, and then you can let it accompany you to do what you want, this picture can also be very warm.


OK, please memorize these 5 suggestions first. If you are lucky enough to survive the publication of the second manual, I will teach you more zombies coping skills. May you be as happy as Sean, goodbye!

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Extended Reading

Shaun of the Dead quotes

  • Liz: Well... is it clear?

    Shaun: No.

    Liz: How many?

    Shaun: Lots.

    [pan up to show a horde of zombies behind the fence]

  • [after Philip has been bitten]

    Philip: You didn't call the doctor, did you?

    Barbara: Well, I thought we ought to be on the safe side.

    Philip: I'm quite all right, Barbara, I ran it under a cold tap.

    Barbara: I really think...

    Philip: We had our jabs when we went to the Isle of Wight.

    Barbara: But Philip...

    Philip: It's a lot of overblown nonsense, a lot of drug nuts running wild.