Don't talk nonsense, just start spitting out. As soon as the Autobots appeared, they helped the Americans eliminate "dangerous forces." Although I hate the term "American running dogs," this time the Autobots are indeed too much like running dogs. When Bumblebee blew up what looked like a military base in a Middle Eastern country with people, the voice-over of Optimus Prime said: "We help humans stop hurting each other." Help your sister! Do you dare to mediate by destroying one of them? The cannon used by the Hornet to blow up the building appeared in a trailer a few months ago. At that time, everyone was speculating which Decepticon he was dealing with. Who would have thought it was used to bomb humans? The shameless Shuhua Milk appeared, and China Dairy Company's crisis public relations after the melamine crisis ended here in a disastrous defeat. Just after doing the most conscientious thing over there, here we say that we must be the milk of conscience. Conscience, you sister! Does Crisis Public Relations do this? This time, I probably spent a lot of money to make an implant advertisement. The products implanted in the advertisement were all for the protagonist. This time, the brain-dead company somehow gave it to a harlequin. However, it is appropriate to use this frustrated man to represent the image of China's dairy industry. The laser bird chased the male lead. The previous lens just scanned the hero with a seemingly high-tech monitor. After the next lens turned into a chase, he slammed into some cabinets one or two meters away in a quite spacious space, and then was inexplicably walked on foot. The escaping actor flees. Dare to feel that this deformed technology is of the future, and the technology of controlling flight is of the Stone Age. The Autobots died fraudulently, and when Chicago became a scorched earth, countless deaths and injuries reappeared. Damage tricks are not unavailable, but since you have killed so many people who didn't need to sacrifice, Optimus Prime, can you not be so righteous when the corpse reappears? You're shameless enough not to be embarrassed. The biggest difference between Transformers from episode 1 to episode 3 is actually not in the plot, because they have always been mentally handicapped, and they are not doing special effects, so they have always been very powerful. The biggest difference is that the number one sponsor-the US military has become more and more. The weaker. The first episode was to advertise the air force, the second episode was the navy, and the third episode unfortunately became the army. So in the first episode, you can see the F22 and Starscream in the air battle. In the second episode, it was a lot different, but at any rate there was a navy magnetic cannon to see. In the third episode, it was reduced to using howitzers! A howitzer that even terrorists may not be able to fight back! Originally, even if we use the strongest military power of mankind, the air force, to deal with aliens who can travel thousands of light years to the earth, it’s hard to justify yourself. Now you use an army that doesn’t even work against humans to fight aliens. , Screenwriter, do you believe it yourself? Has the writer's head been kicked by the writer of "Los Angeles War"? Even if General Kim Ri Sung possessed his body, he couldn't hit a plane with a pistol! In the last hour of the film, there is always an extremely loud music, especially when the US military appears. The subtext is: "We are going to the battlefield, we know we will die and we must go, we are ready to be generous and righteous. Are you brave? Moved, right?" Touched your sister! Love to death! Who cares about you. The purpose of summoning the planet Cybertron by the imperial enemies is to let humans be slaves to rebuild their homes. These Transformers dealt with humans and trampled to death a few, and killed hundreds of them in one shot. They actually had to be rebuilt by humans. home? Will humans catch a group of ants to build a high-speed rail? The carriage of Optimus Prime was stopped, and Optimus Prime said that he would not be able to fly without it. It’s the third episode. Mike Bay, can you explain why Autobots can’t fly? Even if you consider that the Autobots will become airplanes and cars for a while, which will increase the cost and reduce the recognition, it is smarter to avoid this problem in the plot. For example, the Decepticons and the Autobots will always fight each other in battle scenes. Fight on the ground, or don't deliberately show flight superiority. But the problem is that on the one hand, you don’t let Autobots fly, and on the other hand, you show the disadvantage of not being able to fly too many times. From the first to the third episode, how many times have the Decepticons show off in the sky, and the Autobots are exhausted on the ground. The main causes of death of the Autobots are actually because Optimus Prime drove on the ground and had not had time to get to the battlefield. People just hang up. This time Optimus Prime was still wondering how to regain the carriage. Even if you are too lazy to turn into a plane and fly away, turn the soles of your feet into F22's buttocks, and fly the head office in a human form like in the cartoon, right? Whenever someone encounters such a stupid movie, someone will say, whoever watches the plot of this kind of movie, and the action scenes are good-looking. I want to say that the action scenes in "Change 3" are actually very bad. There are big scenes, but there is no creativity. Good action scenes are shot by imagination and rhythm, not by scenes. Better action scenes are actually based on the plot. Those people seem to think that the plot is the plot and the action is the action, but a really good action scene must have a plot in it. A shuttle bullet from the opposite side will make you feel sweaty in your palms, not because of the excitement of the action, but because the good plot has already captured you and makes you care about the fate of the character. There must be people who say that the universal defense of a bad film "If you are serious, you will lose." It seems that many people are very willing to be stupid with the director. If you want to be stupid with the director, please compare yourself, don't push your back. I only know that being serious will not necessarily win, but not being serious will definitely lose. Mike Bay was still able to make a fortune this time, but with such a careless attitude toward filming, he would always have to pay it back in the future. I don't care about the life and death of the stupid Transformers, but I do care about Mike Bay, to see where you die in the end.
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