It's so bad that I, a lazy person, can't help but spit out a movie

Kristy 2022-12-26 14:09:10

The rotten film actually has a 5.9 rating. The world's top assassins have only elementary school-level marksmanship, and can only squirt with guns. Is it trained by the Afghan Children's Group? The tracker is actually *temperature positioning, and only one killer has thought of a way to take it out. This IQ is not as good as selling sweet potatoes. A table less than two inches thick can withstand assault rifle bullets. The rocket launcher actually released the effect of the sky monkey, and finally missed it. It seems that the ban on the artillery is justified. The killer is also so long-winded, and it seems that the procrastination of the killer world is also quite serious. The female assassin is as friendly as my neighbor’s grandmother. But the ability to fight against is almost comparable to the Mark in WWE. Only a lunatic who cuts his fingers looks like a killer. In the end, the Boss was dealt with by the human bomb so easily. Wouldn't it be okay to hire more bodyguards with so many banknotes? Did the writer's brain kick the donkey? With this level of IQ, let's shoot anti-Japanese dramas.

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The Tournament quotes

  • Father MacAvoy: God, I need a drink.

    Lai Lai Zhen: You drink too much, and your eyes give you away. You damage your liver.

    Father MacAvoy: That's just perfect. That's just exactly what I need. Health advice from a hit man.

  • Miss Hunter: [incredulous] What did you say?

    Tech Eddie: There are no cameras in there.

    Miss Hunter: What about satellite?

    Tech Rob: They're indoors.

    Miss Hunter: Did I speak to you?

    [Miss Hunter turns back to Eddie]

    Miss Hunter: There are 30 people in there who paid ten million dollars. We're in the final few minutes. I want everything and anything pointed at that fucking church!