God made! ! 100% magical! ! Absolutely five stars.

Hermann 2022-01-11 08:01:27

I know you are sad Keanu.
But can you be less sloppy? ? Shave your beard, cut your hair, uncle, please! Wash your hair, uncle! Don't always wear hiking boots, you will get stinky feet if you wear hiking boots on a motorcycle. Don't drink too much, it's bad for your health. Don't smoke anymore, you have taken Constantine yourself. It's okay to exercise more. You see that your belly is so big, it will be very loud when you take pictures. If you don't mind, you can come to my house and let me take a good ♂一♂. But I think you still have to exercise more, walk more and make friends. Don't play music all day. Your band is so blind. If you like to make music, you can come to China. You just sing the legend of Phoenix Fahai every day. It doesn't matter if you don't understand love, you can buy your orders if you have a hard-working fan. If it’s okay, you can make more movies. Chinese movies lack stylish men. Can we watch enough of them? Come here and you won't die, don't you say you can speak Chinese? Dare to stay in China and stop leaving? What is good about the American Emperor? The food is junk food, high in calories and high in fat. You see you are fattening to Messi. Messi is so short, he can be said to be a cute little fat man, but you are so tall, with such messy hair, without washing your hair and changing your clothes, you are not good at all, okay? Big fat guy! ! ! I just said that there is nothing good about the American Emperor. You are not called to make movies all day long, and you don't mix with them. Come to our heaven, you don't need to make movies, and the clothing advertisements will ensure that you have no worries about food and clothing. Chinese girls have so much love, they are all white-legged and cute, and Chinese men have so much love. Ten men have nine bases. It happens that your name is Keanu Reeves, and we will call you Ji Wang. You can be our true king and lead us to a new era of philosophical studies. It doesn’t matter if you don’t like philosophers. You can be a director and make a few films to fool us. We have low requirements. You only need to wear a suit and smoke a cigarette. We will have a collective orgasm, crying and urinating and shouting: Ji Wang, I love you, male god I love you. It’s so great. Some people on the Internet say that you are so lonely that you eat cakes by yourself on your birthday. Nima is the same as me. You can come and eat with me if you’re okay. I can form a band with you. I can also play folk guitar. Electric guitar, although I can only play little stars, I can learn it. I hope you don't make a face all day long, just be happy.
This movie will be hacked by many people, which is what I have predicted. But don’t worry, there are still many people like me who are willing to support you. We are your Brain damage fans. We support you not only because you have a few good movies, not only because you have a good skin, but also because of you. In my heart, I hope you won't change yourself because of some setbacks and some dissatisfaction. I think that's not you either. Come on! ! ! !

En

Tai Chi Xia is a good movie, well received.

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Man of Tai Chi quotes

  • Master Yang: You must meditate.

    'Tiger' Chen Lin Hu: Why?

    Master Yang: To clear your mind, guide your Chi and gain control.

    'Tiger' Chen Lin Hu: I have control.

    Master Yang: No, you have power not control.

    'Tiger' Chen Lin Hu: Power is control.

    Master Yang: That is an illusion.

    'Tiger' Chen Lin Hu: It is not an illusion... it's reality. I live in it, you don't. What I learn here I can't use out there.

    Master Yang: How can you use what you have not yet learned? Only when you've dispelled these illusions, will you find your way again.

  • Master Yang: The universe is blind to our pain and deaf to our sorrows. All things have their way.