But for the tomato sauce control, this time is blessed.
The rhythm of one of the films is unambiguous. It is funny when it should be funny, it is nonsense when it is necessary to talk, it is started when it is necessary to start a fight, and when it is necessary to jump to the next step, there is no reasonable excess, and a whole dazzling fusion. + melee gunfight, very predicament (I want to check this piece refers to the military, but to no avail, Iraq is about John Woo fan, the film also special place among a record Wu guide's name to pay tribute to him)
the second film The music is not boring. Switching from Italian opera to pop music is very interesting (especially the two songs in the first appearance of loli and the final total offense). And there were also classic clips that pay tribute to ancient action movies (for example, when loli dragged a suitcase to the boss headquarters, it was the signature soundtrack of Sergio Leone's signature movie).
The evil points of the three films It has to be unpretentious. In addition to the fu, which is a copycat version of Iron Man, the actor finally launched into the sky, the scene of Yi and Loli watching the sunset side by side also reminds me of a certain Transformers. There is also the red mist exclusive car from the Batmobile~~~ The cottage bridge section is endless, and it is full of fun.
In the end, the plasma spray of this film is uncomfortable, and when it should be more, it will not be a lot of your share (the only pity is that the plot of jumping off the building does not echo at the end of the film, otherwise it is also a stalk), just like a very pro working girl The same, take off your clothes when you arrive, and you can choose as much time as you like. And the person responsible for the bursting is still a blonde underage girl-commonly known as loli, which is much higher than a muscular uncle.
CM has repeatedly taught us that "knife stabbing" is a way of venting sexual desire. Seeing a cute little loli who has a soft body and is good at all kinds of difficult tossing movements displays shurikens, kunai, flying knives and other cold weapons. In the close fight, when one by one broke the neck arteries of the uncles, or when they pierced their hearts, I don’t know how many strange scorpions / my brother fell in love with her tremblingly in front of the screen like the man’s buddy (of course These weirdos/brothers will not claim to keep her virginity-even if they still have it).
If this is a 2D work produced in District 11, then the little loli should also be equipped with a 34E chest, a white shirt, a pleated skirt that has just grown to the thigh, and a knee-length white socks, jumping into the air from a height of 20 meters, The little wind blew the little skirt to reveal the white panties inside, teaching countless otakus to bend their waists...Unfortunately, this is a 3D work produced in the United States-although the producer and director are obviously fans in District 11 (little loli's outfit includes purple Wigs, obviously inspired by zone 11 comics)-just call loli dance, kill and kill, it is R grade, loli also wraps from the neck to the ankle... The male protagonist with big breasts can neither get a plump teacher, nor It is impossible to openly declare that "I have to wait for Loli to grow up", and can only clique and mix with Banhua. This is the cup of 3D world.
Although the male protagonist’s green and yellow uniform is called the most shit in the history of super hero (especially the tuft on the nose), its ability is also the fart in the super hero world-just too simple, sometimes naive, but he uses The vitality and growth experience of myself and other super heroes proved that being stupid and naive is also a very amazing ability, and there is-the strongest super power of the current generation is called "banknote." As long as you can get money, Iron Man version 2.0 is just around the corner. If you can get a handsome blond boy named Robin as a pet, it will be a matter of time before you surpass Batman. This point really satisfies the fantasies of too many people-no need to block bullets, no need to be exposed to radiation, no need to have a rich dad, as long as you are stupid and innocent, crush will have it, loli will have it, and can fly There will be one day, and there will be KO boss shots. When I wrote "My Wish" when I was a child, why didn't Chinese kids write "I will be a Superman one day"? This wish is actually not difficult to achieve.
Of course, the most eye-catching thing in the film is not the male lead, but this so-called "little loli who can hit the most in history." Although she is a cosmic level difference from those in the 11th district comics, she is a world-level difference compared to the little Shi Xiaolong who had a pacifier and somersaults (if Shi develops in the United States~~~), and her acting skills are very poor, You can only squint your mouth and eyes, but who cares? ! Mindy children are bound to be popular in the United States and become the fantasy objects of countless otakus, strange scorpions/brothers.
Compared to Jodie Foster and Nathalie Portman in the early years, this little loli does not have the coldness that was born out of premature wisdom, and is naturally ignorant and cute. Because she cut her throat and opened her eyelids without blinking, aiming and shooting has a sense of pleasure like speeding-I hate others who say that children "should" be innocent and innocent. In fact, children are only adults one size smaller. , You can also choose the life you want.
As for Nicolas Cage, I think he has been under great financial pressure since he had a child, and his taste for filming has been erratic in the past two years. Probably, as a senior manga fan, Yi came to guest appearance. Big dady's appearance is very kuso, but the actual effect is not too great. The past between him and Mindy is very simple. After all, the main line of the movie is the process of the male protagonist from a cowardly and inexistent boy to a real super hero.
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