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Sea monster infested
Johnnie 2022-01-08 08:03:00
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[Trillian is breaking into the ship's safe until Simon, Capt. Atherton, and Cruise Security catches her in the act]
Canton: [clears throat] Good evening, mademoiselle.
Trillian St. James: Hello.
Captain Atherton: Red handed. My God, what a cheap, little trollop you are.
Trillian St. James: Good evening, gentlemen. I was just on my way out.
[Two security men holds Trillian back]
Trillian St. James: Or not.
Canton: A good decision. There's really no place to run. The nearest land is, what is it, about 600 miles, Captain?
Captain Atherton: Near 800.
Canton: [holding Trillian's rap sheet] According to this fax we received - Oh, that's not a very flattering photograph, is it?
Trillian St. James: What is it?
Canton: You're wanted for burglary, robbery, forgery. Oh, and attempted murder.
Trillian St. James: I can explain that.
[Canton chuckles]
Trillian St. James: What?
Canton: Six arrests, five convictions, and wanted in four countries. How does a beautiful woman as young as yourself amass such an incredible record?
Trillian St. James: Trust me. It wasn't easy.
Canton: I think it's because you're not very good at what you do.
[Canton hits Trillian in the face]
Captain Atherton: Hey, steady on, Canton. No need for that.
Captain Atherton: [Recovers his stolen key card from Trillian] Ah, ah, ah. I believe that's my card, thank you.
Canton: Captain, I forget. Do we have a brig on this ship?
Captain Atherton: Yes, we do, sir, but it's not finished.
Trillian St. James: [angry tone] You can't put a lady in the brig!
Canton: True, but you, mademoiselle, are no lady.
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[Security places Trillian in the cold storage room for the remainder of the trip, but manages to steal Canton's wallet]
Trillian St. James: And you, Mr. Canton, are no gentleman.