Spring of the Dead Otaku

Sandrine 2021-10-13 13:05:51

I saw Nicholas Cage in the cast, and then looked at the opening scene, and finally determined that this is another bad film that was shot in response to the emptiness in the account. The title of the bad film king really belongs to him. The first half Well, if I really insist on talking about the first half, I really want to stand up and say "Ahhh~~ I forgot all about it. The protagonist? The protagonist hasn't come out yet." But, it's undeniable, that Dressed like a postal courier, with a stupid and weak face, a nose and tears, a person who is clearly like a 20-year-old unemployed young man is the protagonist. The film focuses on the supporting role--. ..

If almost all the highlights are in the second half, shouldn't the first half be reduced? no. If you still have this kind of consciousness after watching the film for so many years, you can really sit in front of the TV and watch Ge Pao The lazy cat that my uncle brought us begged for three thousand questions. The real hero dared to face the half of the tasteless and plain. He dared to treat himself as a hero without doing any decent righteousness, Sabish He feels that he can talk to the red whirlwind, and only touch the chicken on the top of the hero. He dared to be sold and still helped count the money (and counted more than once). To be honest, if it weren't the dullness of the first half , I guess I won’t have any thoughts about the second half of the episode.

The cute loli who was distorted by my dad was distorted by my dad Nicky when she appeared on the stage (cough... abbreviation... abbreviation... .) A bullet fell to the ground, I rely on, what's the situation. The bad dad who spends a lot of time and drink in debt, thinks his daughter is troublesome, and does not need a single shot. After a while, the girl gets up and smiles at dad...this ...Is it their game of throwing the ball...? Reliable??? Later, the little girl holding a multi-function knife in my hand can only be used to cut apples, girl but then she was a toy, I realized that Oh... it turned out to be Jean Reynolds and her little attendant...

Facts have proved that no matter how pure little loli gets black, it is very life-threatening (it is really life-threatening). And this little loli who was taken by her father occasionally smiles innocently, really making the otaku in front of the screen Our hearts are rippling. The appearance of Lolita and her relatives has brought this film that I previously defined as a comedy film to the category of action movies, although this film has no funny jokes. And the two people are in other people's homes. After a riot, the protagonist finally fell into a situation of ignoring the relationship. Up to this point, the film is to educate the little friends, and the hero is not so easy to be a hero. In fact, when it comes to this paragraph, I have always been puzzled. The three people who stabbed the big basket (let's count as three.) In the beginning, Niqi's father and daughter Mindy professionally destroyed almost all the evidence, and modified the postman's IP, so that it was not so easy for others to find him. But why afterwards, when the Postman and the undercover Red Tornado came to them, they had to tell them their home address. It felt like, come on, come to my house for a cup of coffee, it seems to be to shorten the progress of the plot. Deliberately let them reveal their address and identity, and Nick and Mindy just put on makeup at home and waited for the two people to come over. Please, are you not familiar with him yet? You are not having a Halloween party...囧The

captured Nick and the Postman were beaten to death and Mindy went to save them. Let’s not go into how Mindy quickly found their location (maybe Dad’s fancy dress also has GPRS), which is a fur quilt. After burning for a while, Dad will return to the West?? The conclusion can only be that Dad is not the protagonist, although the sense of existence is much stronger than the protagonist. At

the end of the film, I was shocked by the fact that Bazuka was used to deal with a little girl, a fat man. When I got it back, I thought I wanted to try it, but I didn’t expect it to be tried by the protagonist. The protagonist was possessed by Iron Man at the last moment. Well, at the end, he finally became opaque. Although this only lasted It took a few minutes...From the ordinary death house at the beginning, to the death house where the knights were righteous but failed to reach the point, in the end, it was finally a dead house that came in handy. Using this as the main line, Interspersed with transparent love? as a double line. The whole film is played in harmony and harmony to the end of the song. The whole film is a story of a young and dead otaku meeting spring. The courage to send the protagonist four words is praised.










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