Even so bad, so handsome, I... (crossed fingers, intoxicated eyes)

Jairo 2022-01-10 08:01:33

Regarding the question of whether to look at Torchwood, I once listed a comparison table, hoping to make a correct choice for myself with a scientific and rigorous attitude.

Opposite opinion:
The first episode (it was so long and so long...) Your acting skills were so overwhelming that people wanted to

cry in the wind; the protagonists were always convulsed without warning, and their personalities and character were constantly fluctuating weirdly and sharply. ; The

special effects are as bad as you use the drawing tools that come with the old desktop computer at home; the

expectant beautiful boy will gradually evolve into two fat guys flirting; the

captain is always in trouble every time: "Come on Let's go here!" "Come on, let's go there!" Crew members: "Report! Are we going to do some magical horses?!" "...I don't know! Just let him look busy!"

All The safety of the world is maintained by these three men and two women, but every time something happens, everyone’s face says "What's the matter? I can't help it! I'm so nervous..."-""The

team members stand every time they move out. A row of windbreakers fluttering seems very imposing and connotative, but every time the way to solve the problem is naive; it

claims to be a special investigation of mysterious incidents, and the tools used when the box is opened in the first season are either flashlights or tweezers; Professional invention is good! Please remember that you are sophisticated sci-fi dramas!) The

team leader always looks like the best in the world, but he has not seen other strengths except for the undead body of Xiaoqiang so far. (Of course I am very good at hooking up all kinds of creatures to bed... But let's not use the second to save the earth!); The

unprecedented end of BE, basically all you can name it; the

female number one’s teeth... …The important thing is that her setting is a cute and beloved beauty (turning the table); the

second (?) Owen is just like the one in the Premier League, with a face that owes; [Seriously revise it, When I wrote this, Owen's name and Rooney's face overlapped perfectly in his brain. . . I think this is the sequelae of watching too many dramas sigh. . . Owen fan I was wrong. 】

The scope of its functions is super vague, from supernatural incidents to murderers to passers-by who were killed in a car accident. (Who told them to go? Turn the table up again);

Oh, yes, they occasionally investigate aliens. But basically you can’t see alive, occasionally seeing a live can make people cover their deeply blind eyes, thinking about this ugly 3D headgear, it’s better not to see it;

on the one hand, it’s very mysterious. The base has all kinds of disguise. On the one hand, the torchwood is printed on the big jeep to swagger through the city (schizophrenia); the

inside is a gear door that will beep when opened! Look once and blindly once!

Every quarrel scene is so noisy that people want to smash the computer;

various naive props are set to self-respect; the

male protagonist is so handsome that it is always distracting to focus on the plot (this is also...) and he speaks The shape of his mouth is always mistaken for a laugh.
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Positive opinions:
men and women, men and women, women and women, men and women, women and men, people\alien\unidentified creatures\ghosts\traversal...all kinds of messing around.

……(Looking at me, there is no next one. Yes.)


So just like that, I have no hesitation based on the results of scientific comparison and argumentation…………Looking at it.


╮(╯▽╰)╭There is no way, who is a dead ghost screenwriter who knows how to poke people's cuteness! I think for foreigners, sci-fi subject matter is a base camp for hidden disruptive thoughts. Anyway, taking risks and fighting monsters is always one or a few men destroying the world, and then one or a few men saving the world. Everyone loves to wear all kinds of erotic tights (mistakes), have fateful opponents or destined partners (this is the extended meaning of [lovers]!), and are often locked in space capsules or in other worlds for hundreds There is nowhere to go and nothing to do all year. . . Anyway, the gay guys I saw liked science fiction\fantasy themes. How much do Brian and Michael in QAF like to collect all kinds of super hero comic books? ); The top 50 gay fantasy objects are crowded with a lot of Superman, Spider-Man, Flash, Green Lantern... actors; Xie Er has to sit on his throne every morning to watch Doctor Who (Hey ). In short, the same sentence, science fiction themes have been completely taken over by gay guys, straight actors should be careful!

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Extended Reading

Torchwood quotes

  • Captain Jack Harkness: [voiceover during first season opening] Torchwood: outside the government, beyond the police. Tracking down alien life on Earth, arming the human race against the future. The twenty-first century is when everything changes. And you gotta be ready.

  • Captain Jack Harkness: [voiceover during second season opening] Torchwood: outside the government, beyond the police. Fighting for the future on behalf of the human race. The 21st Century is when everything changes -- and Torchwood is ready.

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