Who doesn't wanna get fucked by Ashton...

Michael 2022-01-09 08:02:13

Ashton, you must have had a lot of fun making this film. Who won't get envious of you. I mean it's not just all the beautiful women you can fuck, but also those fancy dresses. I felt like I was watching a fashion show first, can someone please get some of those for me, I'd love to put them on and go out to find some woman to fuck....
To those women:
Anne Heche, you are over 40, and the body looks still so stunning great, it that because you are lesbian? god bless you!
Rachel Blanchard, just keep shave it, I love to see that coming as long as you do not do it yourself.
To the rest of the sexy girl who "slept "with Ashton, Demi Moore is watching everyone of you, haha.

Ashton, you lucky son of bitch, keep on spreading the charm, making them happy!

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  • Samantha: [In midst of a fight because Nikki wants to move out] Let me tell you something. You are getting older. You're losing your looks. And you're only charming 'cause you're cute. You're not really charming. You're not funny. And you're not smart. I hope you understand that. You're nothing but six inches and a pretty face and you're gonna have to suffer just like everybody else.

    Nikki: It's seven.

    Samantha: It's not seven.

    [She then walks up and slaps him very hard... twice]

  • Nikki: When I first came here, I thought every day was gonna be a Van Halen video... hot chicks wearing bikinis riding around on roller skates drinking cocktails by the pool. Damn you, Van Halen.