5★Funny

Alexander 2022-10-02 18:18:09

When I was in school in 2002, my classmates recommended it to me, but it has been stored in the computer for a long time and was reluctant to delete it.
Harrison is a thin and tall golden-haired boy who is always bullied. When he was in junior high school, he was put on a rubber-made woman's breast to take a video. This terrible situation continued as usual in high school, and was broken by the old lady in public in the school lobby, JJ.
At the turning point of his life, he met black Luther in prison. There was a happy prison hair stylist and dance coach. Luther was the overall image planner. Completely change Harrison, then change his name and enter the new school, kill the school's most popular boss and force his girlfriend away. . . And made a lot of funny things. . .

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  • Dizzy: [stealing the mic from the Gospel preacher] Ladies and gentleman! Brothers and sisters! I'd like to talk to you all about sex! The devil's middle name, sex! You know what the best form of sexual abstinence is? Being me. Can I get an amen?

    Nora: Amen!

    Dizzy: You wanna talk about some pain? Lemme hear ya! You wanna talk about pain?

    Gospel Singer: That boy's got the spirit.

    Reverend: He's an idiot.

    Dizzy: If ever a member of the opposite sex ever told you you are not her type...

    Crowd: AMEN!

    Dizzy: Let me hear you shout amen-ah! If you ever had duct tape-ah ripped off-ah your naked buttocks-ah...

    Crowd: AMEN!

    Dizzy: Let me hear you shout amen. If you ever had your manhood right-angled in front of the entire congregation, now let me hear you shout amen!

  • Luther: You been lookin' at my Janet?