But when I watched this long 150 minutes, I can only come to one conclusion-it's terrible.
Some people say that this film is definitely not the worst, but do we really need a bad film that is not so bad? I feel heartfelt sorrow for the production staff of this film. It is so bad that it is so useless and still dare to show it to people. This is an incomparable spiritual realm.
Let's talk about the plot first, and you can say it clearly in one sentence, and there is nothing to say. It is possible to copy all the traditional sections of this kind of love movie completely without any new things, even details! The only breakthrough: the heroine actually behaves like a porn star!!!
followed by a laugh. Say this is a comedy? The plot has become boring to the point of outrageous. This problem is no longer on the level of "the joke is too old and not at all funny", but has risen to the level of "I don’t know exactly where the joke is, and I can’t see it at all. What should be regarded as a "laughing point" to challenge the definition of comedy! ! !
Then there are characters and actors.
Male lead actor: His appearance has completely affected the appearance of the city. Even if she says that Pairs is a self-loving woman, she will not look at him at all. The character, the most humble, the lies, and the ridiculous can't justify it, without any merit, Ah is a female public enemy.
Male lead role: Almighty, graduated from Harvard, participated in the Marine Corps, current dentist, passionate about charity, able to discover the potential beauty of Boar Girl, can be regarded as not judging people by appearance, everything is perfect, he is also a cover male model. ——When I saw this, I was worried about the screenwriter. What flaws should be put in him to cover up his strengths. After thinking about it, I can only let him have a little dick. Otherwise, the actor will be defeated. But in the end, the shortcoming that made him be out is-let's understand it as arrogance? You think this is still a set of arrogance and prejudice, bastard! ! Obviously, I can't make it up!
Heroine: Even Pairs. First of all, let her act as this immortal character, scratching her head, even if the issue of appearance is a matter of opinion, some people may think that this kind of square face, drooping eyes is the national color, maybe the body is ordinary, and it is not too spicy. But it’s very hard to make her act as an angel. I remember that there are fairies in folklore who take the initiative to serve lonely men. It’s appropriate. After all, I said before. The heroine is portrayed in a very porn star style, and her courage is commendable. But seeing her often recite her lines in a trance, and even talk about philosophy in a trance, alas, what else can be said, saying everything is a personal attack.
Actress: I'm serious, I've seen a movie that objectifies women to such an evil level for the first time. above.
Next, let’s talk about the soundtrack: I don’t remember having a soundtrack—it would certainly have been, but it didn’t leave any impression. The biggest impression-the song that the male lead sang with a guitar is really ugly! ! ! The melody and voice are too ugly. The film still seems to hear the sound of nature one by one, I only hear thunders.
The theme of the film is still that women are the only sex tools available for the face and vagina. There are only a few spots available for mining in the film, but none of them have been caught and exploited. The film has always emphasized that no appearance can have connotation, but there is really no one showing any connotation, not only connotation, but also IQ, EQ, common sense, self-esteem, etc., etc., and so on. The friendship between women, there is no drama in this aspect, Miss P uses either very sleepwalking or very erotic performances to show her strange protective desire for female protagonists—not even protection, even if they are two people It's tied up like that, what's the matter! Otherwise, how do you let me go on!
The reason why I wrote so long is definitely not only because after reading it, it was like five thunderstorms, all five inside were burnt, the outside was scorched and the inside was tender, and the language was incoherent, so I climbed up to vent my hatred. The main reason is that I saw a person’s film review before saying: Don’t watch this movie! Even out of curiosity, don’t want to see how bad it is! I will definitely regret it!
I did not listen to the advice. I regret it. I hope that after reading the comments, you will stop challenging your sensory limits—don’t read it! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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