The sorrow of the egg

Jovanny 2022-01-09 08:01:25

Can the egg or sperm send out some kind of radio waves to tell the host: "I don't want to thrush to the egg/sperm. If I become a child, it will be very hard to grow up again. Dear host, you have been a person for so many years, don’t you feel tired? ? If you are tired, why should you bring this trouble to your child?"
Man or woman, can you hear me?
How would you answer when you heard it?
Woody Allen turned into a little sperm holding his tail, his head drooping, a little melancholy, it was afraid of flying to the ceiling. The little sperm looked at his companion helplessly, not wanting to separate, "Man, we will meet again soon, don't worry, cheer up!" The launcher was shot out, splashed on the ground, and a pile of nutritious protein was licked away by the dog~ ~~
Oh, I don’t know what I’m talking about, it’s just that "The Book of Sex" is so fun, it is really uncomfortable not to mention it.
Well, no matter how reluctant the Jewish sperm is, it is destined to be launched by that natural booster. The hope of one in ten million is quite slim. Where is the fate of the loser? ceiling? Dog mouth? sewer? Or become nutrients absorbed by the uterus? ——Just like a female praying mantis eating a male praying mantis?
Eggs are a bit sad. After all, sperm can compete for posts, which shows considerable initiative. Where are the eggs? The plump and huge body, without a tail, can't run away, so I can only wait, hoping that the little sperm running fast will invade the high ground. Can an egg be willful? "No, Woody Allen, I don't like your baldness; that black boy is pretty good!" Toot...toot...toot, no opinion, the bald jewish boy belongs to you.
There is no subject, it's purely nonsense, oops~~~
because I'm really a little dizzy

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  • Chet 2022-03-20 09:02:15

    Emma laughed so hard at me. Leaving the beloved Miss Daisy the lamb, she had to swallow the wool detergent to commit suicide, as if it could wash away the traces of you in my life in this way. The sperm who feared that they could not meet the egg played an elegy to the hometown before leaving. Woody Allen's humor runs through it, so cheap and cute. Also iconic is Woody Allen's preaching, which makes people unable to like it too much.

  • Leonora 2022-04-21 09:02:54

    do not fuck with me ..woody allen

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