Kick-Ass or get ass kicked a non-mainstream hero movie

Antone 2021-10-13 13:05:49

Natalie Portman has a successor!

Okay, to be honest, I went to watch this movie at Chloë Grace Moretz, a little loli, what? You said why not at Nicolas Cage? Isn't there not enough bad movies that this debt-laden uncle has recently picked up? I almost put this film into the ranks of bad films for this reason before I watched it. But when I watched the trailer before, I was already adorable by this little loli, so even if I was in danger of being thundered, I would go to see the adorable face. I just watched Diary of a Wimpy Kid last week. She starred in the film as a junior high school student, but the overall film was not great, so she was not very impressed. After watching this movie today, one thing I can be sure of is that she is going to be popular (please remember this sentence). At the same age of 13, Portman successfully portrayed the classic image of the young and mature Mathilda in Leon (this killer is not too cold), and Moretz starred in the same young and mature Hit-Girl. Looking at her next film appointment, do you still remember the very popular Swedish vampire film "Blood Invasion" in 2008? She will star in the Hollywood adaptation. Haha, are you looking forward to it? Anyway, I can't wait anyway. I personally think that it’s really appropriate for her to play that little vampire. This film is in the post-production stage and is expected to be released on October 1 this year. There is also the son of the underworld boss who shines in the film. He has appeared in the comedy Superbad, the little boy named McLovin with a fake ID. In this film, his performance also caused constant laughter (someone said he was like cgx, I have reservations), and Clark Duke, who wants to laugh when he sees his fat face. As for Cage, his copycat Batman costume caused a lot of laughter as soon as he appeared on the stage. Although the appearance rate is not very high, he still succeeded in playing the image of a revengeful but eager father.

The main actors have already talked about it. Let’s talk about the plot below. If there is thunder, you can skip it if you don’t want to be spoiled. This film can be said to be a hodgepodge of various types of films, nonsensical funny + heroes + actions + gangsters + gunfights + campus youth dramas + love + friendship + family affection. Some people may not like this type, but I found that I am very interested in it. Various types of movies are very useful. After returning home, I found out that one of the film’s producers was Brad Pitt. Did some of the violent aesthetic scenes in the film borrow some elements from the "Inglourious Basterds" he starred in, and the director Matthew Vaughn is a good friend of Guy Ritchie. The two have worked on many films including "Two Smoking Barrels" and "Stealing", so the postmodernist style embodied in this film is not surprising. I saw the movie trailer before and I guessed what it was talking about, but I realized that it was a little bit different from what I had expected in the middle. The beginning was really nonsense, but as the plot deepened and gradually became serious, it can be seen that the director still wants to elaborate some ideas through this film. I have watched a lot of heroic movies from childhood to big, what Superman Spiderman Batman, I believe that many people here have had heroic dreams when they were children, but I guess no one dares or tried to be like the protagonist Dave of this film with imbalanced male hormone secretion. That way, go to the Internet and buy a set of costumes that require many thundering and thunderous people to pretend to be a hero to fight crime. There are no friends at school, no topics at home, and making friends with the lover of my dreams is still because I was mistaken for being a gay man. Why can't I be a superhero? Just because of this idea, Dave resolutely embarked on the heroic road in order to show his ambition and change his unchanging life. As for the prerequisites for being a superhero, he has nothing but a naive and optimistic heart. As the slogan of the film says, I can’t fly, read mind, can’t be invisible, can’t see through, but I can play. Burst your ass. It sounds stupid, but because of this stupid energy, despite repeated setbacks, he did not give up, and accidentally became a man of the Internet. But the toughness on the surface can never conceal his inner weakness. He can deceive himself but cannot deceive the real villain. When faced with real danger, he regretted it. When his life was threatened, he finally realized that he was a superhero. It’s not as simple as playing the house, if it’s not for the heroic father-daughter Hit-Girl and Big Daddy's timely arrival almost lost his life. In fact, the film really started from here. I think he is able to stand up courageously in the face of evil forces. He is more courageous than many of us when he sees injustice and draws his sword to help. There are so many indifferent eyes in society. Although his heroic behavior made him soak in the girl he dreamed of, it also provokes the underworld boss. Although the boss finally found out that he was just a soft-footed shrimp, he wanted to use him to draw out the real hero. Unexpectedly, the father-daughter and the triad boss had a long time to feast. The Hit-Girl, who had no childhood to speak of, was trained as a killing machine since she was a child. His dad even used his daughter as a live target to let her experience the real feeling of being shot. , And the birthday gift she asked for was not Barbie or a puppy, but a butterfly knife. By the way, her sword-playing action was really cool. Later, the son of the underworld boss deceived Dave’s trust and came to the hero’s father-daughter’s hideout. The unsuspecting Hit-Girl was shot and fell down the stairs from the window. Then the men who followed took him away. Dave and Big Daddy. The boss is going to broadcast the execution footage live on the Internet. He wants to tell people that being a superhero will not end well. But Hit-Girl arrived in time (of course our little loli will not die) and performed another good show. Unfortunately, Big Daddy went away with a serious injury. After returning home, he saw two cups of Hot on the table. Chocolate, Hit-Girl decided to inherit her father's will, vowed to kill the boss, and asked Dave for help. The last two worked together to clean the enemy’s nest, happy ending. . . Daddy. The boss is going to broadcast the execution footage live on the Internet. He wants to tell people that being a superhero will not end well. But Hit-Girl arrived in time (our little Lolita will certainly not die) and performed another good show. Unfortunately, Big Daddy went away with a serious injury. After returning home, he saw two cups of Hot on the table. Chocolate, Hit-Girl decided to inherit her father's will, vowed to kill the boss, and asked Dave for help. The last two worked together to clean the enemy’s nest, happy ending. . . Daddy. The boss is going to broadcast the execution footage live on the Internet. He wants to tell people that being a superhero will not end well. But Hit-Girl arrived in time (of course our little loli will not die) and performed another good show. Unfortunately, Big Daddy went away with a serious injury. After returning home, he saw two cups of Hot on the table. Chocolate, Hit-Girl decided to inherit her father's will, vowed to kill the boss, and asked Dave for help. The last two worked together to clean the enemy’s nest, happy ending. . .

The scenes in the film are very exciting, so cool to death, people are excited about adrenaline secretion. In the first game, when Dave was almost killed by the boss's gangsters, Hit-Girl danced with a long-handled double-edged sword and made a gorgeous appearance, knocking down a few bad guys. She was childish but unambiguous. , It's just like everyday meal. The second scene was at the execution site live on the web. Hit-Girl staged a beauty rescue hero. The shot changed to a first-person shooter with a night vision goggles. The headshot was steady and ruthless. Basically, two shots were packed, and there was another cool one. It is to use the flashlight on the gun to shake the eyes of the enemy to take advantage of the enemy. The third scene is the climax of the film, where more than a dozen opponents were fighting with two guns. The enemies fell one after another in a flash. In one scene, the enemy's hand was locked with a chain knife and his head was shot and an air change was made. The handsome action of the clip caused the audience to exclaim. In the end, the enemy had to use a bazooka to deal with our little Lolita, who had run out of ammunition and food. At this very moment, Dave drove the aircraft to arrive and beat the last few people into honeycombs with a Gatling machine gun. This time only the boss is left. As usual, it’s reserved for empty-handed combat. Little Lori vs. Boss, Dave vs. Boss’s son. After all, Little Lori is too young and weak, so it’s no wonder that she's just rubbing her hands and approaching fornication step by step. When he was about to tear down Lori with a smile, Dave sent him to the blue sky with a bazooka. In addition, the section where Big Daddy set fire in the wood factory was also very hearty, basically in one go. Oh, the film still has one hand at the end, the son of the underworld boss inherited his father's mantle, look forward to the sequel.

It is worth mentioning that the soundtrack of the film is also very classic. For example, in the first play, when Hit-Girl waved a long knife in her hand and slashed at each enemy, the soundtrack here is a cheerful children's song and the stumps on the screen. Flying horizontally, the shot of blood splashing formed a sharp contrast. In the end, when the Gatling machine gun swept the enemy’s nest, the soundtrack was a classical symphony. With the bullet time, the slow motion of the enemy being shot and falling down the large floor-to-ceiling glass windows was so beautiful. As a film of violent aesthetics, of course, the bloodiness cannot be less, including the "human flesh microwave oven", which is why the film is listed as R (restricted) in North America, but I am a person who doesn't catch a cold on plasma films. I felt okay when I came down. It was a little bit inferior to Kill Bill. After all, this is a movie with a comedy as the background. What's more, the seemingly cruel things are all done by a little loli, which is really unimaginable. For this extremely black humor, besides laughing, I really can't think of what kind of expression I should put on. The film also contains a lot of vulgarity, including our cute little loli, F word is full of mouths, it is no wonder that this film can only be appreciated by us strangers, and cannot be used to teach children.

When watching this movie, I don’t remember calling "cool" and "awesome" several times. Old guys like me who think they will no longer be infected by some naive dog blood plots can’t help but become addicted. In short, this is the best movie I have watched this year (How To Train Your Dragon is also very good). Although the rating of the film limits its audience and causes the box office to not be too high, the current ratings on the Internet are still very high. , Imdb score is 8.4, I give it 9 points, highly recommended.

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Kick-Ass quotes

  • Hit Girl: [grinning at bad guy's balisong knife] Hey, I got one of those!

  • Leroy: [to Kick-Ass] Who the fuck are you supposed to be? The green condom? You know it ain't Halloween for another few months, kid?