It's so bad that it's so extraordinary

Missouri 2021-10-19 09:54:18

Before I went to see the suicide squad, I already knew its bad reviews, but I thought it was also a DC universe movie after all. After all, the actors were not bad... After watching it, I found out that even though my expectations were already very low, this movie The film is still disappointing. It's so bad.

First of all, the villain's setting is extremely unreasonable... The witch's acting skills are awkward, and the witch brother is simply soy sauce with a big boss face. In the beginning, they both claimed to be gods. They lived for thousands of years. They had boundless magical powers. Like Lao Wan, they liked making big news. However, the witch didn’t know what happened, so she thought that the old lady was going to build a machine that humans would worship. As for what she would do after building this machine, she didn’t know, and she didn’t know whether she wanted to destroy the earth or rule humans. In short, she started to cast spells and make machines with a slap on her head. I know that the witch character is a kind of neurotic antisocial, but she can't think of it like that. Whether the witch is strange or not, at least she still has some cool mana, the witch brother is just ha ha ha... He looks very casual, yes, he looks like a random ice cream... And In addition to his scary mana, he can send out long tentacles, and that's it...... Is this a big boss? Their fighting power is also very casual, and in a while, they can hit satellites and submarines day by day. After a while, a dynamite packet was blown up and a machete was hacked to death. It was also very intoxicating. After building for so long, the big boss was destroyed very casually. It is indescribable.

Secondly, I feel that the charm of the protagonists has been ruined by the script. Originally all evil characters, all kinds of cool tyrants do their own way, in the end they are all emotionalized by family and love... The love between the clown and the clown girl is still very interesting, so I won’t talk about it here, but will smith and Yan The story of the demon's family (especially that of the Balrog) is so abrupt that I can't even spit it out... Will smith was already going to quit the burden, but when I saw a few letters from my daughter, it was as if I was smashed. , Is going to fight to protect mankind? The Balrog is even more weird. I don’t know why he suddenly possessed Deng Chao. I feel that our suicide squad is tired of cutting wood, and we have to sacrifice ourselves for the collective sake of it? I know that his first two scenes are still dying and boring. You love the salty fish, even if you want to promote the value of capitalism to correct evil, you can't be so tough...

Apart from these, the logic of the whole plot is simply dead. From the time the Suicide Squad began to perform its mission, I began to have a nick young question mark face... I don't understand why their first task is not to fight the big boss day by day, but to save their own black aunt. When the black aunt was captured, they did not run to save the aunt and fight the boss, but decided to go to the bar to drink, drink and chat... Speaking of which, the black aunt's personality is also very indescribable. I personally like Viola Davis very much. According to the predictions of awards watch, she will still be a hot spot for next year’s Oscars, but in this drama she is almost dead from beginning to end, and her acting skills are also dead? I can’t figure out her after the witch’s rebellion. To prevent Mao from squeezing the witch's little heart (yes, she locks the witch's little heart in a box and carries it with her). Especially when her plane was shot down by a witch and the witch sent her hands to catch her, she had time to pick up a machine gun and shoot her, but she didn’t expect to open the safe in her hand to crush the witch’s heart?

Spit so many slots, In fact, the suicide squad still has advantages. For example, the color scheme is good, for example, Harley Quinn is very beautiful, for example, some of the golden skewers are quite burning, for example, a few paragraphs are still funny... But this kind of obviously can be made into an R-rated cult film The theme of the or anti-hero genre film, and finally made into a nondescript family carnival movie without logic is also very otherworldly.

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Suicide Squad quotes

  • Deadshot: So that's your old lady, huh?

    Rick Flag: Yeah.

    Deadshot: Well, you need to handle this shit, all right? Get up there, smack her on her ass, tell her, "Knock this shit off."

    Rick Flag: I do not think that'd be wise.

  • Rick Flag: Here comes Slipknot, the man who can climb anything.