Still so crazy

Jeanne 2022-01-09 08:01:32

Still so crazy.

Love and death

My father has a small piece of land

Then he took out a palm-sized lawn. The neighbor asked him if he could sell the land, but he said he would not sell it.

"He has always wanted to build a house on it. Although he is a bit sick, I still love him very much."

(The size of the object is different from usual: such as the big fruit in the Science City, and the big breast in the sex book, here is a very small house) and everyone is used to it.

Mentally and physically

Someone buys popcorn during the war

The dead person stood up and chatted and asked the protagonist to help return the engagement ring because of taxes

Country Idiots Conference

The hostess's husband died and immediately asked a few other people to eat

To assassinate Napoleon, the protagonist complains to the audience

It was too difficult to assassinate Napoleon. First, it was immoral to assassinate, and secondly, he was too small to hit.

Mr. Francisco, my belt is loose, can you come and help me hold my chest

Napoleon competed with Brits on desserts, and wanted Napoleon pastries to be developed faster than Wellington beef (work hard on trivial things)

Keep repeating what the other person said

kiss Me

What do you want

Number eight

Number eight is two numbers four, number four is still very easy

You can’t hit someone with a bottle, you can only pretend to keep hitting your wife, and knock your wife unconscious.

When Napoleon was assassinated, Napoleon fainted. At this critical moment, they began to discuss moral issues (the audience was not in a hurry), and then they made a cut to continue the conversation.

Crazy chat with Dostoevsky’s character in prison

"The neighbor is Rasknikov who killed two old men"

They heard it from the Karamazov brothers

Finally, dance with the god of death and leave

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Extended Reading
  • Morgan 2022-03-25 09:01:14

    To love or not to love is to suffer. The overlapping face said "wheat" in the face of death - an indispensable part of this life. The dance of death is joyous and ecstatic, and it is at that moment that people feel the most at ease. Dark humor and chatterboxes have been present in Woody Allen's films from the start.

  • Catalina 2022-04-21 09:02:55

    Continues the absurdity of "Sex Collection" but is more philosophical

Love and Death quotes

  • Countess Alexandrovna: You're disgusting, but I love you.

    Boris: Well, my disgustingness is my best feature.

  • Russian gentleman: So who is to say what is moral?

    Sonja: Morality is subjective.

    Russian gentleman: Subjectivity is objective.

    Sonja: Moral notions imply attributes to substances which exist only in relational duality.

    Russian gentleman: Not as an essential extension of ontological existence.

    Sonja: Can we not talk about sex so much?

    Russian gentleman: I'm terribly sorry!