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Everything is difficult at the beginning, where do I start.
Let me talk about my destiny first.
Now think about it, even though I’m fine and tell myself, I’ve fallen into Batman’s pit for 19 years, and the comics have been seen intermittently for almost 10 years. My feelings towards this person are basically "I’m in love." The strong time has become thinner, and now I’m so regretful that I’m too lazy to take care of you. Compared with the real feeling, it’s better to say that I have more urge to complain, and it has entered the ultimate stage of "fans to natural black".
But probably the so-called true love means that whether it is the end of the world or the yellow spring and blue sky, he always has such a little thought burned into your bones and blood. So when I knew they were going to shoot Batman vs. Superman, I instantly felt a sense of blue sky above my head, "Thousand sails flew by the side of the sunken boat, and Wan Muchun in front of the diseased tree." (What the hell is this?)
Superman and Batman, DC’s two largest IPs, and even the two largest IPs in the United States, are not an exaggeration. After so many years, they are called in the comics. "World's finest", guest stars in their respective TV animations, and teaming up in Justice League animations, but without a movie, how can life be fulfilled.
But why doesn’t Nima’s have a movie? I am a Chinese who understands the truth, but the big Hollywood factory that regards making money as its life's mission does not understand?
It's not because DC and Warner have teamed up to cheat their fathers, making a movie hit the street, and they can't form a team at all.
Anyway, I don’t know what DC executives are thinking about. A Superman has returned for 10 years, during which a variety of scripts and casts (Nicholas Cage as Superman, excuse me?) that the human brain is incomprehensible, and Although I was the pit of the Val Kilmer version of Batman, but Jo Schumacher excuse me? Green Lantern excuse me? Batman Begins finally made people see a little hope. How much do you make me love this movie? I watched it more than forty times. My eight-year-old dead parents were shaved off by their girlfriends, and I felt relieved that I had a good life this year.
Then the rise of the black knight and the body of steel pit me twice.
My destiny, Langya’s top wit is unparalleled, and I can get the universe. Wei Sicong (?), the whole IQ is in arrears, talk about black boxing and black boxing, talk about ruining property, talk about broken back, talk about elopement, and be deceived from start to finish. , And finally left Gotham and ran away with Catwoman. excuse me? As a Su fan, I can't accept it. I would rather watch the paranoid version of "Just because Catwoman said hush and broke up with her".
As for Superman, his dad told him, don’t save people! Don't save the dog! Don't go to heaven! Leave me alone and let me die! So Superman twisted the villain's neck when he was angry. My heart broke down. Ten million people on the Internet said that Superman was in desperate situation and he was also in pain! I said this is the screenwriter’s pot, don’t give Superman a back.
Let's take a look now, what is the status of DC's IPs? What did the Flash shoot? What did the Arrow shoot? ? What did Constantine shoot? ? ? The one I hate to send a kitchen knife to the screenwriter is Lucifer’s third-rate police drama. The original is Neil Gaiman’s son. Brother Gaiman is considered a personal character among those who can write two pens. There are also six cats in the family. , And then you have turned a generation of heroes who have developed a new universe with a lofty position and played with others in the palm of their hands, and turned them into a second-tier troll, because the heroine ignores him and looks angry. excuse me? I also need to discover the human nature in him. I'm sorry that he used to be an angel and now he is a devil. Does he need human nature?
If you pit the head office, you have to pit the branch. You can do it in DC. Then he said, we are going to shoot Batman vs. Superman!
Cut, it's not that Marvel makes a lot of money by looking at the right door, a little envious and a little bit more generous.
Well, if you dare to take pictures, I will dare to watch. That is to say, watching 1000 Liji movies in exchange for a glimpse in this life, maybe maybe it can be a reliable time? Don’t people rely on this to think about living in the world?
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Then let's solve a problem first. When I watch Batman vs. Superman, what do I want to see?
Everyone has a script for Superman vs. Bat. After all, they are all warriors, and Superman is no exception. He was a goodwill ambassador and international friend when I was a young generation born in the 1980s. He has fought against Monkey King, Calabash Baby, and Black Cat Sheriff.
Such an output player fights Batman as an ordinary human. Who can win?
Of course it's Batman.
Let's play hi, no less than ten people around me told me, Batman has beaten Superman? Superman can push the earth without being invulnerable, thanks to Batman? Ha ha.
That's why Batman will win. You think, if Superman really wins, the audience will definitely say that you, a human, still want to play with Superman? Really TM is a man with a man’s arm as a car, a worm shakes a tree, and a Shu dog barks. There is no chance, I told you so. After all, there is no one in ten people like a manga house. Who is okay to talk to you about data.
So what's the suspense of this movie? So Batman must win. I thought about it while sitting in the cinema. It must be like this: after the body of steel, Batman felt that Superman’s power was a threat to humans, so he determined to do it, so he got kryptonite and started investigating Superman’s identity; Superman heard that someone was doing kryptonite , Worried that he was threatened, and determined to do it ♂ him, the chaotic bat/Bruce/Superman/Clark four-corner relationship between him, and after fighting with the meaty MMA, Batman finally overthrew Superman! However, before he enjoyed the joy of victory, he took on each other's vests. Only then did he discover that the four-corner relationship turned out to be conspiracy of two sides, and everything was Luthor's conspiracy! The two turned enemies into friends, and they overturned the doomsday that Luthor had obtained from nowhere. Finally, Superman shyly gave Batman a kryptonite ring, indicating that I understand your threat theory, and only you can do it.
A multi-standard Hollywood pipeline script. I think I’m very satisfied at this level. Superhero movies don’t apply for Oscars, and don’t follow the Rockets to the sky, and they are not played by Xiao Li. What are you going to do so hard? The long-cherished wish has been fulfilled, and everyone is left with Haruki Murakami to pull out every year.
So to summarize the keywords, what do I want to see?
1. Grilled vest.
2. Push down.
3. Give the ring.
What a common stalk this is! Various versions of the comic have been drawn more than 800 times, so what am I worried about? I'm very proud to sit in the middle of the six most beloved rows in the cinema.
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Bruce Wayne's narrative:
My name is Wei Sicong.
Every morning, I had nightmares of dead fathers and mothers. I woke up from the 50,000 square meter bed and found that it was not a dream, but I was really an orphan.
On the day of my parents’ funeral, I rushed along the 20,000 square kilometer family cemetery. Suddenly, I stumbled and fell into a cave. More than 30,000 bats in the cave flew towards me. For some reason, I was (?) years old without panic or fear. I felt the bats surrounding me and admiring me. Before I knew it, my feet left the ground, and the bat swarm took me to pretend to take me to fly.
Alfred rushed in: Master, stop blowing, you called like a three-year-old girl at the time, or how did I find you. At that time, you were covered with bat papas, and I had to take you to get a rabies vaccine. I told you not to run around.
Bruce: ...hateful!
The first one is the double kill of the dead father and mother. Can this be pinched? Don’t broadcast it? I have watched 800 different versions of the dead father and mother in the past ten years. There are eight-year-old dead parents and seven-year-old dead parents. , 10-year-old dead parents, everyone doesn’t seem to have written Batman if they don’t write this paragraph.
...Forget it, this may indicate that the screenwriter is a very traditional person, with dead parents, can it be far away to pick up the vest and give the ring?
This short cut said, in short, it is the movie theater, Crime Alley, two gunshots, big beads and small beads falling into the ditch, two people lying on the ground, and a little young master with a bewildered look. The murderer ran away with a face of color, completely disregarding political correctness.
Batman's dad: Matha... (dead)
Young master with a bewildered look: Damn, you have to show affection when you die , have you considered how I feel?
The storyline jumped siu to the scene of the body of steel, Bruce, who had become a big face, watched the tall building and watched the building collapse, and drove to his branch while calling: Jack! Hurry up and arrange everyone to evacuate!
...Wait, who the hell is Jack?
Then biubiubiu, bliblilbli, bang bang, the building collapsed, and Jack prayed in the office. Why don't you evacuate? ? ? ? It's okay to run up the stairs pretendingly!
Not far from the Krypton spacecraft, there are 30,000 people watching. All are warriors.
Bruce: Jack! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
who the hell is Jack! ! ! ! ! ! !
Wei Sicong: In this disaster, I lost Jack, Wallace's two legs, a Loli's mother, and a satellite in the same building. All of a sudden, I fell out of the top 15 of the Forbes rich list. But this is nothing, I just bought Forbes to cancel this list. But Superman, you are playing with fire, do you know that, hum.
18 months later.
Lois: I went to Africa to interview local armed groups and brought a photojournalist. Is this guy okay with his brain? Who still uses film these days? Did I run into the legendary photographic fundamentalist? Afraid. Emma, why did you start fighting? Who is the CIA? Why am I being pointed at the head by a gun? Can anyone tell me what happened? Oh my boyfriend is here! Let me give him an encouraging look! My boyfriend shot the bad guy more than 100 meters away in an instant. It's probably dead. My boyfriend is so handsome!
Superman: At that time, the gun was only 0.01 cm away from my girlfriend, but after a quarter of the incense, my girlfriend will completely fall in love with me. Because at that time, I had taken the bad guys more than 100 meters away and flew home with my girlfriend to play in the bathroom.
Seeing this, I suddenly had an ominous hunch.
Why didn't this person take off his shoes when he jumped into the bathtub? Isn't it dirty?
The development of the plot so far is still in line with my vision. Luthor brought Kryptonite and talked to them about the superhuman threat theory-the singularity theory. Superman is just the beginning. There will be Thanos invasion in the future. Saiyans summon dragons, Vogons come to recite poems, and the Galactic Traffic Control Bureau. Come to repair bypass, mankind is not far from extinction, so if you want to eliminate the superhuman in the crowd, it is better to take the superman at first. I have to say that his logic is still quite lofty, but the words are coming back, they have come...Iron Man also fell into anxiety for similar reasons after the reunion 1, but he did not say that Thor Damn it.
The female senator named Finch disagreed. She insisted that Superman be called to the hearing for an equal dialogue. I have to say that this character is the only normal person in the film who has not lost his mind. The rest of the people are turned around by Luthor's nose. Such a "looks like a crazy" clown-like character, no one actually thought of it. Investigate him.
What I don’t understand is Batman’s logic. Although Luthor's logic is extreme, it can explain his motives. Batman tore more than 7,000 people to death because of Superman and Zod. He is going to kill Superman, and he still wants to die without asking. But it’s the zod that invaded the earth. If Superman didn’t fight back, would it be cheaper to kill 7,000 people? Can you not buckle a shit bowl on Superman? He also said that "even if there is such a powerful force that it is 1% possible to become an enemy, it must be regarded as 100% certain." It is indeed Batman's consistent argument, but why do I listen to it and feel awkward? Probably because the normal Batman will prepare 800 backup plans for this 100% certainty, and this Batman's solution is to directly kill Superman? Then why don't you say that if there is another alien with general Zod's combat effectiveness, how can you deal with it if you don't have Superman?
The most depressing thing is that there is no four-corner relationship at all! Bruce and Clark met each other and went to each mother! Editor Perry has been saying, who reads the newspaper these years! Write what Batman! Clark, did you write that football report! Going to Washington to buy economy class tickets is not allowed to upgrade! ... Does this newspaper have no pages! Is it the same reporter who wrote the sports report and the news page? Does it take two hours for Metropolis to fly to Gotham? What kind of business class? Old editor, can you be as fearless as before? Can you not only dare to report the beginning of the second title of football? Moreover, the Planetary Daily seems to be the industry of the bats, but in the pre52 comics, the bat acquired the Planetary Daily to control Superman. In the movie, Batman does not know the identity of Superman, and he does not care whether Superman has a vest! Why should he buy a newspaper in Metropolis!
Then Batman stole Luthor's information to grab the kryptonite. What about using a sniper rifle? He drove a car and launched missiles. Dozens of cars flew up. It is estimated that many people were killed. This is not a problem. After all, he In the year of knowing the destiny, I probably want to do a lot of things. Let him let him fly after he has lived this age. Then he looked back suddenly, Superman appeared in the dimly lit place, the camera moved slowly, the clothes fluttered, ah no, the cloak turned over. fly.
Batman looked silly for an instant, forgot to step on the brake, and bumped into the telephone pole on the side of the road.
Superman lifted Batman's car cover siu, speaking of this trick he learned from his KGB partner Illya during the Cold War...Wait what's wrong.
Batman stood up slowly.
Superman: I think you'd better become acquainted and hold back. If I come here to save you, you will become the dust of the universe, just to save you some face.
Batman: Tell me.
Superman:?
Batman: Do you love me?
Superman:?
Batman: ...Bah. Do you bleed?
Superman’s expression at this time is a capitalized Mom’s mentally retarded.jpg.
Superman flew away.
Batman: I do...Bah. You will.
Superman must have rolled his eyes in the sky.
The so-called butterfly effect means that Superman rolled his eyes and Congress exploded. That's right, Superman went to the hearing that symbolized the spirit of democracy, and then Congress exploded. Everyone died, leaving Superman alone in the fire.
Then everyone started tearing up Superman, and Batman suddenly realized that the subsidy he paid to disabled employees hadn't been sent but returned. He didn't introspect and didn't pay attention to the employees' mental health, and he didn't investigate whether someone was making trouble here. He ran to grab the kryptonite, began to make weapons, stood on the roof with Superman, and decided to use the "killing Superman" pk battle.
You are sick and I have medicine. Can I not poop on Superman? Congress explosion has a dime relationship with Superman? Moreover, all kinds of evidence clearly prove that someone is behind the scenes. The big-character posters all wrote on their own heads. As a result, Batman was picked up because of a single sentence. Even if you are extreme, go to the right person anyway? If he was bombed, he would still be fucked, and Superman probably had the entire zoo in his heart. Superman said let him wait, I won't pick you up. Luthor threw Lois downstairs.
...Sister, you really have been focused on falling for 77 years.
Superman, who kept leaving an ear for his girlfriend all the time, rushed to pick it up. Luthor told him, "I tied your mother!" Hahahahahahaha, don't come back if you don't die Batman! Hahahahaha can't kill you!
Lois: You listen to me every day, why don't you listen to your mother! My married old lady still beats the bed every day and furious?
Superman: If I give you one ear and another to my mother, I will be deaf. You don't understand, you are the key to world peace. When you die, I will be blackened and become the superman of the unrighteous alliance. By then, it will be a big deal for the whole earth to play together.
Lois: ...I suddenly felt that Batman's worries were justified. What about the old lady?
Superman: Let me explain to Batman. You have to believe in the expression ability of the writer. If it doesn't make sense, I will kill him.
Superman flew away, and Lois's face was dazed.
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Before PK, I wrote more than 4,800 words, and omitted all kinds of Batman dreaming to see the Flash, Luthor went to Superman’s spacecraft to develop new monsters, Batman dragged tires to exercise, and Batman took the magic. It’s the female man’s vest. Batman told Afu that our house started from selling fur. You know how wordy this movie is, and how chatty I am. Ever since I wrote the warrior film review of Tang Lao wet, people have often retorted me saying that men don’t need to talk, and they know each other’s mind by nodding their heads. This is the tacit understanding of men, but I think it’s all fucking nonsense, because I imagine The super bat dialogue in, should look like this:
Superman: Luthor tied up my mom!
Batman: Don't worry! I am a detective!
The two nodded, shook hands, rescued Super Mom, and defeated the bad guys. At the end of the play, this is the tacit understanding of men.
But the truth is this:
Superman: Batman, you have to listen to me, Luthor wants us to kill each other...
Batman: I don’t listen, I don’t listen! (Sonic attack)
Superman: Bruce! Hear me out!
Batman: I don't listen! (Fly kicking)
Superman: Hey mom, I'm so bad-tempered! (Starts to fight)
My whole person is stupid. When did this vest fall off? ? ? ? Co-authored Superman knew it from the beginning? ? ? Batman, you know your fate, even your vests are transparent? I waited for an hour and a half for the pick-up vest. Are you trying to play with me?
I was stunned by this time. Batman has already beaten him. Superman tied him with a rope and slammed him against the wall. This style of play is also quite new. I haven't seen it in thirty years. Superman's mood at this time is probably, ah, after so many years, I finally realized the feeling of centrifugal force. After flying for many years, someone finally took me to fly. It was quite painful but I was so happy.
However, Batman probably saw that he was still not bleed. He used kryptonite to draw a line on Superman’s face. Yes, that’s right, it’s the kind of "Hey hahaha, let me give you this beautiful little face. See who will come to save you." Wei Sicong, people like you won’t fall in love with you...
Lois really got out to save him...
After learning that Superman actually has a mother and called his mother a name, Batman staggered back a few steps, revealing The kind of "Oh my god, what have I done?" Drama King's face. Big Ben, excessive effort, bad reviews, give you a little plum with squinting eyes.
I really can’t write anymore. This article is 5,600 characters long. Batman vs. Superman is over. It didn’t last for 10 minutes. Although it was completely expected, it was Batman who saved Superman’s mother. I was stabbed. As soon as my rib fork felt painful, he pulled out the knife and thrust it into someone else. I was also stunned by such a brutal life.) The three DC giants partnered to fight monsters, facing Doomsday. At that time, Superman was beaten and beaten, WW was anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti, bats dodge dodge, dodge almost invisible, and after the first round of doomsday attack, he was gone (.
Then Superman couldn’t hear his girlfriend again . The movement was quiet, and the moment he left the battlefield to save his girlfriend and showed his affection, one person was missing on the battlefield, and Batman was caught on fire. He dodged and dodged, but he was still lying on the stairs. He said to his heart, your sister, last time I was Seeing someone
showing such affection, both of them • died. Then Superman died. Exciting!
Then everyone buried Superman. For the follow-up episode, please see the sequel "Buried Alive 2017" to be released next year.
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If you say this bat If Xia has no logic, this Superman is simply hopeless.
From beginning to end, Superman is a "saving a cat and a person is easy, you dare to move my girlfriend and I will pull your family to bury her with her" posture. Listening to my girlfriend's movements for minutes, he is simply a stalker.
Later I found out that this is simply the best explanation of acquired genetic inheritance. When he was talking to the ghost of his adoptive father, the adoptive father told him that once, his family posted After the flood, your father, I led the water away, but I did not expect to drown the neighbor’s horse. I thought I was a hero, but let others suffer losses. I am sad.
Superman asked, how did you solve it? ?
his father: then I met your mother, she coaxed me I will not be sad.
his dad, I'll teach you ah, encounter such a thing, you should apologize to apologize, that lose money lose money, you will not be sad The moment your wife loves you, you won’t feel sad. If you say it nicely, it will be heart-shaped, or if it’s unpleasant it will be heart-rotten lungs.
This is how Superman implements the principle of "Dare to make Lois look at me and not smash you", and he even gave Batman a trick in a parallel world. I don't even believe that Lois was killed by Batman himself in that world. Are you still a human being if you expand the scope of attack?
In the end, Superman was going to give up his life for righteousness. Lois told him not to go. He said "Because this is my world". I just felt a little relieved. I said at least that before you go to die, you can round this unbounded value back. He died well enough, but the eldest brother said "Because you are my world" next. I almost didn't vomit my blood. Can you earn a lot of money? Ah? Yes, heroes are not happy these days. They must have flesh and blood, objects, and emotions, but it doesn’t matter if they show off their affection. Can you not be so short of breath in this juncture?
The most annoying thing is that when it comes to Batman’s amazing logic, Superman’s pros and cons are so touching that there will be a lot of people popping out to give you lessons. You don’t know what to say, Batman is DKR’s Batman blahblah, and Superman is an injustice. Superman blahblah, you are going to read comics. I'm surprised, which one of you sees that I haven't read the comics? DKR's Batman is going to stun Superman because of the 1% probability that he doesn't do any investigations? The Superman of the Injustice, even if the Black Tiger got his heart out of the clown at first, did he attack Batman? He broke his back and was headed by Old Ah Fu. Besides, in the 800-year-old DC movie universe, everyone is basically crazy with DKR, an anarchism. Comics and Injustice, which are purely for selling game settings, are really okay. How are you going to shoot later? Shoot the Justice League as the Lord of Justice? Superhero movies, can they not be worse? Can you take a good look at the main theme values of love, responsibility, ideal, and justice? This is so good that even Disney’s witches are not as good as you, so I am ashamed to tell me that they are the best heroes in the world.
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have to mention the subtitles of this film, which simply add to the plot that the eight horses can't pull back.
Luthor teased Superman with Alice's rabbit in Wonderland, and the subtitle came with a "right, Lord Rabbit?"
...Co-author Luthor can see clearly, you are going to come out for Superman.
What else is "this is my legacy" translated into "think of it" and miss your sister.
There is also a "twenty years of fighting crime, but in the end it was nothing", and it was instantly filled with a sense of nihilism and helplessness.
With the help of subtitles, everyone has become a philosopher. Finally, facing the graveyard of Superman, Batman said to Wonder Woman: "I failed him, alive" I felt sour. You know how many people have been scammed by my fate, and I can’t get him to say "I fail." "You", the subtitles turned into "When he was alive, he was disappointed"...disappointed your sister. My mood at this time is the same as when I saw the Skyfall subtitles translated the phrase "I always hated this place" into "It's finally over".
At the end of the
game, my friend asked me what Wonder Woman does.
I thought for a long time and told her about Paradise Island, Amazon and Hippolyte, but I struggled for a long time. Is this ww muddled? Or the illegitimate son of Zeus? According to the new 52, it is an illegitimate child, but the relationship between the new 52 Superman and Lois is not such an aunt... Forget it, let's wait for the ww personal movie to come out.
So you look at this movie and it's friendly to comic fans? Either burying a bunch of original stalks or being friendly to comic fans, this is a brand-new universe anyway, by setting the return setting, you must at least explain the background. How many Robins did this bat have? Which one is dead? How did you die? What happened to him that made him what he is today? What happened to the clown by him? Don't tell me to go see DKR. If you have the ability, you can follow DKR to shoot backwards. In the end, you will become a neuropathy, and you will be fat.
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