Swimsuit Horror Movie

Griffin 2022-01-10 08:01:27

The beginning was a pleading of the dissected person, although as a vivisection person, his groan was too unconvincing. Then the director used the time of the credits to pave the way with pictures of people living in poverty in South America, and newspapers with strangely missing travelers with American passports.
Although the bus distress at the beginning is not too exciting, it is enough to arouse the appetite of the audience. Watching the beautiful Pru escape from the window like a bath, you know that such an appetizer is not nutritious.
It seems that Hollywood's second-rate horror movies have to use the body of a beautiful woman as a match to survive. Soon the beauties began to undress and undress, and the ones who usually dew points will die later.
The three beauties are indeed quite a lot in terms of quantity, and the quality is not bad. At least they are in good shape and that's enough, because when they dress like this, the time to look at their faces is significantly reduced. Melissa George, who played Pru, played "Derailed", but I really didn't leave any impression of her. The same problem also happened to Olivia Wilde, who played Bea, who had just watched "Alpha Dog" for less than half a month, and I can't even remember that she appeared in it. And the most infamous Beau Garrett, she is the natural dew point and death.
I don’t know if I have watched too many bloody and violent movies, or the film is really not disgusting enough. When I saw Amy vivisection, I didn’t feel anything at all, and I was still eating, and it was more disgusting in retrospect. And Amy, who was cut open with a single knife, didn't even scream. I don't know what kind of anesthetic she was using. It seemed very good.
What impressed me most in the film was Alex's love for sisters. Such a brother is really hard to find with a lantern. And Pru became confusing in the end.
Finally, the ending song is really nice. ^_^

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Extended Reading
  • Alexandrine 2022-03-27 09:01:14

    So-so, I was frightened, especially the few scenes in the underwater shuttle, a bit bloody

  • Alta 2022-03-18 09:01:05

    Um...I haven't CAVE horror yet, but I looked at the structure of the human abdomen

Turistas quotes

  • Pru: This song is so *nasty*.

    Alex: What are they saying?

    Pru: I'm not getting it all, but basically it's a long list of explicit things he likes to do in the back of his car, one being up the ass.

  • Finn: [regarding Kiko] If he dies, how do we get back?

    Alex Trubituan: He's not gonna die.

    Finn: 'Cause I don't wanna be here if his uncle shows up and we're like "Hello, mate, here's your dead nephew. Oh, and by the way, you're out of scotch."