A box of dildo save the world

Randi 2022-01-07 15:53:38

The girl in the spider web, if you regard it as a sequel to the girl with a dragon tattoo, it is undoubtedly abandoning the spirit of the previous work and making people scream, but if it is purely an action film, it is not lacking in remarkable points. , After all, the heroine used a box of massage sticks to save the nuclear bomb crisis, do you still have such high demands on this film? Why so serious.

1. The suspense is not there, and the plot is flowing.

Without David Fincher, or lack of the blessings of excellent original works (not to say that there is no original work, but the original work cannot be completely and excellently presented in this movie), the most dazzling suspense among girls with dragon tattoos is undoubtedly big To weaken. The villain who is obsessed with domination of the world, from the enemy suddenly becomes a good assistant to friends, and the heroine who becomes powerful in an instant, in the absence of transition and drama, even Claire who has won various awards. Fu Yi couldn't show off his talents either.

In addition to the mediocrity of the plot, the rating of the film itself is no longer as brutal as the previous one. After the previous one almost showed various dark sides like a carnival, the girls in the spider webs are against violence, sex, and human darkness. The other elements are deliberately watered down, so that the largest scale in the whole film turned out to be... the naked back of the heroine?

2. Add a few chicken legs to photography and lighting

Although, I always think that no matter how good the photography, lighting, setting, including the modeling of the characters, without a good plot, it is a rootless tree. After all, the plot is the original sin of a bad film. Fortunately, although the plot is average, However, it is not too bad. In addition, because the duration of the film is not long, the rhythm is easier to control, and it does not give people the feeling of lengthy. Therefore, on this basis, many other parts of the film are actually above the qualified line. bonus.

The first is the action design of the film. A few short action scenes are quite good. Although the heroine has strengthened a lot, it is not deified at all. One move and one style is not enough to make people feel the drama, but use the click stick along the railing. The scene of defeating the enemy was really interesting.

Photography is the most surprising item in this film. The excellent performance of photography in several scenes undoubtedly adds to the film a lot, whether it is a long shot of a black assistant who found data stolen in front of his computer from a meeting all the way to his computer. It is also very interesting to watch the camera swinging at a wide angle when the heroine staggers out of the house in a weak state.

The lighting is not bad, but I have to say that it seems a little deliberate, especially the two sections of the heroine sitting on the bridge smoking in a backlit environment. The heroine went into the nightclub and spent a long time and finally found a window sill. Climbing up, it was a little bit of a pull, but the scene in Blade Runner was more natural.

The whole film still takes place in far-away Northern Europe, in the ice and snow, the most beautiful is the female villain's red, like Little Red Riding Hood in the white snowy field, but unfortunately there are too few shots to see.

3. This is a story about all staff opening up

We mentioned earlier that the heroine's force value soared in this movie, but her old profession, hacking technology, can be said to have been superb. Yes, it is really superb. It is a piece of cake to sneak into a department storing military secrets to steal information. Using a mobile phone as a repeater can also control the security and access control of the entire airport at will, not to mention Randomly rewrite some program codes to control other cars to open the airbags. This reminds me of the scene where Queen Theron controls the zombie car in Speedy 8, where it is already half sci-fi, and it doesn’t seem to be far away in this movie. .

Except for Bronwest, who has no sense of existence, all the other main supporting roles are first-class supermen, whether it is a well-arranged villain sister, or a black elite with a gun and a headshot 800 kilometers away, or even Even that kid casually crushed IQ, a supercomputer might be difficult to crack a password, a kid can get the result in a few seconds...

It really is a science fiction movie.

4. Finally, save the world with a box of dildo

This film is still a bit interesting.

Whether it is a small animal raised by the hostess, jealous of Erica's struggle, or the child's feelings of luxury cars that have not been abandoned despite the emotion of losing his father.

Of course, the climax of the evil taste in the film appeared in the scene of the heroine rescuing the black agents. The heroine dragged a box. She had expected that the box would not be sent directly to the lost and found office but ran to the black agent's custody. At the guard, and then she was in the box, stuffed with... dildos?

At first I thought she had put a box of explosives. After opening it, the whole movie theater was suddenly silent. The little police officer who opened the box looked at the big dildo with various floating points and suddenly blushed, feeling ashamed.

I can't help thinking, maybe the hostess is really lonely.

The rescued black agent used his powerful artillery skills to fire several shots for the heroine, and directly cleared the terrorists in a building, helped the heroine to chase the villain's sister, stopped her evil manipulation of nuclear bombs, and saved this. world...

So, did the dildo save the earth?

It's too real, it's mosaic

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Extended Reading
  • Mattie 2022-03-27 09:01:14

    The low score may be because the heroine is too much like the beetle sister

  • Michel 2022-03-25 09:01:14

    I'd still go to the Rooney Mara version for a pick-me-up. (The coolest thing to watch is the heroine hacking everything

The Girl in the Spider's Web quotes

  • Husband: Who the hell are you?

    Lisbeth Salander: [Lisbeth knocks the massive statue in front of her, which has been hooked up to a rope that goes around the man's foot and pulls him up hanging upside down] I'm a fan of yours. A CEO who beat up two prostitutes, but then got acquitted in court yesterday.

    Husband: Get me down!

    Lisbeth Salander: And now I'll be transferring 20% of your bank account to these two girls...

    Wife: You won't get away with this, I'm calling Delta Security!

    Lisbeth Salander: ...the rest I'm transferring to your wife. Account number?

    Husband: Don't!

    Wife: 5-1-9-1-2.

    Lisbeth Salander: Good. Take your child and leave, he won't hurt you again. As for you, your friend Mr. Chan has bankrolled your company for years. You also carried out an affair with his wife. Isn't this her?

    [Lisbeth shows him footage on her phone of him having sex with Chan's wife]

    Husband: YOU BITCH! I'll make you fucking pay for this, you cunt!

    Lisbeth Salander: Shut up! Now hear this, the video is in my possession on this phone. If you try to contact your wife again, or if anything unexpected should happen to her, this video will be sent to him! Got it?

    Husband: [after being tased by Lisbeth and left suspended upside down] Who are you? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

  • Lisbeth Salander: You can't blame me for leaving that day.

    Camilla Salander: That day? This is not about a day. This is about a lifetime. Are you not Lisbeth Salander, the righter of wrongs? The girl who hurts men who hurt women? All those lucky ladies. Wives, mothers, sisters. I could never figure it out. Why did you help everyone but me? For sixteen years, every day, you chose not to save me.