Sparrow becomes a phoenix inferior version

Garth 2021-12-31 08:01:43

From the very beginning, the movie was full of low-level, boring, exaggerated and massive plots. The whole movie wanted to become a century classic, but in the end it turned into an inferior Chinese packaging version of Mahjong and Phoenix.

Trying to be all Asians, but forcing everyone in the play to speak English accents, causing a serious sense of conflict throughout the play. If you can bring in Chinese, you will deliberately cater to foreigners and use English instead of Chinese. The messy and messy ratio between Cantonese and Mandarin is unbearable, just like a purebred person who wants to be a mixed race with a swollen face for profit.

The whole film has no "rich manhood" at all, it is completely evil, small-time gold-worship party face, the whole film is full of this chaotic atmosphere of wanting to react foreigners and discriminating against their own Chinese, while hating foreigners but full of American style The packaging thinks that he is a Chinese movie that promotes Chinese culture, but his inferiority is alive and inflated.

Displeased by a restaurant waiter who thinks a word or two from Chinese? Then buy the entire restaurant.

Unhappy husband cheating? Then move back to your remaining 14 buildings.

Want to have a banquet? Then twenty makeup teams and twenty sets of dresses are for you.

Every party includes the top floor, the mansion, and the sailing hotel

Laughing, rich people also need to have private space. There are also simple and simple weddings that invite familiar relatives. There are people who are respectable. Every "rich" inside is filled with dung, and throwing money is like throwing gold paper. You don't have to cherish your own property and stretch out your hands all over the ground, and your behavior and behavior are all out of your mind.

And the worst thing in the movie is the hero and the heroine, who insists on pretending to be high among these people, causing the two to behave strangely. The heroine claims to have a master degree in economics from Harvard, but the IQ of the whole story is dropped and choked by the other's mother. After less than a few words, I really feel that this woman’s academic qualifications were bought back. At first, the heroine was clearly as rich as a pug, but in the middle of the movie, she turned into a mother's cancer again, and she said she didn’t care. Money and status, I really want to explode this hypocritical woman.

The male protagonist does not have the domineering aura of a rich man at all. Super passersby don’t say that Ma Bao is always weak in behavior, completely a routine of low IQ and little white face, and there is no particularly big plot and behavior that makes people like this protagonist. The whole plot It is also focused on the wedding of friends, but in the later stage, the focus is forced to turn to the actor. The whole scene is ridiculous, making the whole plot become very rigid, turning into a domineering president who falls in love with you and looks like a passerby version.

The main plot is vulgar and ridiculous, without a surprising turn. The plot of the movie becomes like a group of kindergartens. Suddenly they all won the lottery together and decided to have a wedding. That’s why the movie content was born. One of the children decided to copy all the plots of the whole movie <>, and then put every plot on the Internet to find all kinds of expensive things, every place was full of performances, and then he helped himself to post that he is a rich man Tag of.

I want chicken soup to preach, but I keep shaking your face with a bunch of banknotes, making the audience disgusting and disgusting, the bones and behavior of white people, and then deliberately let a group of Chinese come to perform such a performance, without feelings and emotions, I want to pretend to be rich But it was a dung tyrant who wanted to pretend to be a princess and turned out to be the cancer of the Virgin Mary. After watching for two hours, I felt like I was raped, and I was crazy enough to get rid of dozens of streets.

Two stars for US dollars that were wasted and burned

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Crazy Rich Asians quotes

  • Rachel Chu: Thanks for meeting me here.

    [Eleanor eyes the other two women at the mahjong table]

    Rachel Chu: Don't worry about them. They're half-deaf and they only speak Hokkien.

    [Long pause as Eleanor reluctantly settles into her seat]

    Rachel Chu: My mom taught me how to play. She told me mahjong would teach me important life skills: Negotiation. Strategy. Cooperation.

    Eleanor Young: You asked me here, I assume it's not for a mahjong lesson.

    [Shows her tiles]

    Eleanor Young: Pong.

    [Snidely remarks]

    Eleanor Young: My mother taught me too.

    Rachel Chu: I know Nick told you the truth about my mom, but you didn't like me the second I got here. Why is that?

    Eleanor Young: There is a Hokkien phrase 'kaki lang'. It means: our own kind of people, and you're not our own kind.

    Rachel Chu: Because I'm not rich? Because I didn't go to a British boarding school, or wasn't born into a wealthy family?

    Eleanor Young: You're a foreigner. American - and all Americans think about is their own happiness.

    Rachel Chu: Don't you want Nick to be happy?

    Eleanor Young: It's an illusion. We understand how to build things that last. Something you know nothing about.

    Rachel Chu: You don't know me.

    Eleanor Young: I know you're not what Nick needs.

    Rachel Chu: [pauses] Well he proposed to me yesterday.

    [pauses]

    Rachel Chu: He said he'd walk away from his family and from you for good.

    [pauses]

    Rachel Chu: Don't worry, I turned him down.

    Eleanor Young: [sighs] Only a fool folds a winning hand.

    Rachel Chu: Mm no. There's no winning. You made sure of that. 'Cause if Nick chose me, he would lose his family. And if he chose his family, he might spend the rest of his life resenting you.

    Eleanor Young: [after a long pause] So you chose for him...

    Rachel Chu: I'm not leaving because I'm scared, or because I think I'm not enough - because maybe for the first time in my life, I know I am.

    [Choking back tears]

    Rachel Chu: I just love Nick so much, I don't want him to lose his mom again. So I just wanted you to know: that one day - when he marries another lucky girl who is enough for you, and you're playing with your grandkids while the Tan Huas are blooming, and the birds are chirping - that it was because of me: a poor, raised by a single mother, low class, immigrant nobody.

    [Shows her tiles. Gets up. Walks to her mom, who turns and glares at Eleanor]

  • Astrid Young Teo: It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not.