Pippi, let's go

Ernestine 2021-12-31 08:01:40

Today is the annual Boulder Johnson Save the World Competition

This time, Uncle Johnson’s opponent is a three-headed behemoth

They are the orangutan George who is never King Kong, the giant crocodile who is not at all like Godzilla, and the big bad wolf who looks very powerful but is very weak.

These three mutated behemoths formed the Super Beast team and marched towards Chicago, which sent out sonic signals.

Along the way, it was sweeping the army and leading the way, and it attracted countless heroes to belch.

I was thinking

The female doctors all told the government personnel that the gene energy company was sending a signal to direct them to come.

The government should send people to their company to find and cut off the signal source, lead the behemoth to the suburbs and drop a super bomb to solve it, so as to reduce casualties.

Then they really sent someone

However, it didn’t cut off the signal source as I thought.

Didn't even mention it

Instead, the residents must be evacuated quickly, and wisely throw a super bomb that can blow up half of the city in the third most populous city in the United States, and die with the behemoth.

At that time, I was shocked by this extremely rigorous and intelligent plan

Immediately afterwards, the three giant beasts faced the weak human beings and naturally climbed up the building smoothly.

During the movie I have been using "this is a game change, George is not King Kong" to brainwash myself

But TMD’s orangutans are on top of the building

I also ate a "beauty" to echo

It's not clear that I'm rubbing the King Kong IP

King Kong and the beauties board the Empire State Building in the 2005 version of "King Kong"

Finally, there was a climax battle with the giant crocodile who looked like Godzilla.

Isn't it true that "King Kong vs. Godzilla" is being consumed two years in advance?

Suspected rice-making poster

In addition, the more weird existence that must be mentioned in the film belongs to the two brothers and sisters of the villain Wyden.

One silly, one crazy

My sister appeared in a very resourceful image from the beginning

Plan carefully

When my sister wanted to attract a behemoth to sell money for some DNA

I was shocked

But think about it, my sister looks so confident and so shrewd that she should have a backup plan in hand.

And after the monsters arrived

They... they just... ran away

WHAT? !

Don’t these two brothers and sisters specialize in them and the CEO of the company who knows them best?

I should feel a little bit about how powerful my gene editing technology is.

What's the use of doing so many experiments before

There is no one-size-fits-all solution, why risk their lives to provoke them?

In the end, he couldn’t even escape, so he died and died in the hands of the giant beast.

How to manage such a big company with such a low IQ

This way of giving heads, I will convince you without the help of the wall

Johnson's ability in this movie is stronger than the previous rapid excitement. It can be said that he is omnipotent in the world, and he rises up at any time when he falls up and down. He is shot in the abdomen, but he still can't beat the behemoth. (Nonsense, if you can beat it, it will be against the sky)

But after all, they are the protagonist. The villain gave George R19 cough syrup orally while receiving the lunch, and he immediately recovered George’s mentality. With his friends by his side, Johnson was like a tiger. He immediately induced the giant crocodile to tear the big bad wolf. , Once you fight the giant crocodile with King Kong, the protagonist won, and the villain lost the happy ending.

The visual effects of the whole movie are very good. Undoubtedly, I strive to create a variety of visual wonders, and I am particularly conscientious to set up the behemoth wars in the daytime, but the drama itself is too old-fashioned, bad, and more refined. Not taste

The beginning of the space plot is reminiscent of "Awakening of the Alien" bombing to solve monsters is reminiscent of "Avengers" The behemoth disrupting humans is reminiscent of "Jurassic Park" The orangutan climbing on the building is reminiscent of "King Kong" The artificial virus transforms George's gene It awakens its violent awakening and reminiscent of "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"

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The whole film is mixed with too many typical bridges and elements of Hollywood movies, almost mastering all the essence of ethics, and then put on an empty shell of the 80s "smashing building game" without plot, new wine in old bottles, whole A "fast food" with special effects, naturally made a huge profit.

So that resources are recycled and reused

Applaud for the director

Applaud for the film

Thank them for their great contributions to Hollywood environmental protection and global GDP growth

Finally, I strongly appeal to the US government to award Johnson himself a Good Citizen Medal.

After all, the unremitting efforts made by others to promote the renovation of American urban buildings and the nail removal project are obvious to all.

END

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Rampage quotes

  • Title Card: In 1993, a breakthrough new technology, known as CRISPR, gave scientists a path to treat incurable diseases through genetic editing.

    Title Card: In 2016, due to its potential for misuse, the U.S. Intelligence Community designated genetic editing a "Weapon of Mass Destruction and Proliferation."

  • [first lines]

    Mission Controller: Athena-1. Athena-1, come in. Athena-1, this is Control. We have negative copy on that last transmission. We are showing LOS in the command module. Please verify. Over.

    Dr. Kerry Atkins: Mission Control, this is Atkins. Something went wrong with the test. The crew is dead. Athena hull integrity is critical. I'm headed to the escape capsule.

    Mission Controller: Negative, negative. Reroute to the lab and secure the canisters before departure.

    Dr. Kerry Atkins: But the test subject is loose.

    Mission Controller: Doctor, the test subject is a rat.

    Dr. Kerry Atkins: Not anymore.