"Magic Teacher": The story of a dog finally saving all mankind

Roel 2022-01-08 08:02:31

After cooperating with his good friend Frost to complete many well-known films such as "Zombie Sean", "Detective Blood", "End of the World" and other well-known films, Simon began to fly solo and took over the filming of "Magic Teacher" in 2015. .

This British comedy film of less than ninety minutes is more like a British version of "Fake God". Although the protagonist is a teacher who dreams of being a writer, the whole film has nothing to do with the teacher. Most of the story lines are also far away from the campus. Therefore, the Chinese translation of "Magic Teacher" is the biggest failure of the film.

The story tells the story of a group of high-energy alien creatures betting to destroy the earth. Before they destroy the earth, they go through a routine procedure, which is to choose a terrestrial person and give him the super power to do what he wants. If this person does not do good things, they will decisively destroy the earth. So Xiao Ming, the unknown single middle school teacher, was unintentionally selected, and became the alien's final bet to decide whether to destroy the earth.

After Xiao Ming had super powers, he made more than 30 students killed by meteors. After learning that he had this ability, he made up for his previous mistakes, but he did not use super powers to do whatever he wanted. The grumpy principal became friendly to him and made the woman whom his colleagues secretly admired him crazy. Obviously, the superpower misunderstood the meaning of worship and made that woman treat his colleague as a religious idol, but brought him to his colleague instead. Troubled.

Although Xiao Ming is a typical dick, he is not as vulgar as most of us with super powers to do whatever he wants, but he has turned his pet dog Wangcai into a rational thinking and talking dog, and he is the only Using super powers to do extraordinary things is to make her crush neighbor Xiao Hong fall in love with him, but that time was used when the super powers were temporarily disabled, but Xiao Hong, who originally had feelings for Xiao Ming, really did. Take the initiative to get into Xiao Ming's bed.

As an assistant to the TV station, Xiaohong faces the unspoken rules of his superiors. On the other hand, he wants to get rid of the harassment of the American officer Xiaoqiang who fell in love with him at first sight because of an activity, so that he flew to Britain to pursue him.

Seeing Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong being close, Xiao Qiang suddenly became angry. He took out a gun to threaten Xiao Ming. After being subdued by Xiao Qiang's super powers, he stunned him and kidnapped him to his own high-end apartment, and killed him if he didn't pay attention. The dead dog Wangcai threatens Xiao Ming to use his superpowers to help him realize N wishes, such as turning all British men into freaks with big ears and duck feet, and making British police all wear pink uniforms, creating a lot of gold bricks. There was no green light in the traffic in the UK, and even Xiaohong fell in love with him.

Finally, Xiao Hong and Xiao Ming's colleagues rushed over. In the chaos, Xiao Ming was saved and cast a spell to restore to the previous state, turning the villain Xiaoqiang into a corgi dog.

This incident also made Xiao Ming feel that magic has deprived of the meaning of fighting, deprived of the surprise of hard work, deprived of the right to melancholy in rainy weather, deprived of all the stimulation of life, deprived of the most basic friendship. With magic, he became helpless, so he followed the advice of the genius dog Wangcai and passed his abilities to Wangcai. The first time Wangcai used magic after possessing magic was to destroy the source of magic, those few The higher life that tried to destroy the earth was destroyed. At the end of the movie, Xiao Ming also successfully made an appointment with Xiao Hong, and gained love.

The plot of the film is relatively weak. Although it is advertised as a sci-fi comedy, the special effects are comparable to those of domestic films. Fortunately, the laughter of the film is not bad. You can watch it when you are unhappy. On the whole, Simon, who lacks good friends to help out, is like the absence of Wu Mengda in Stephen Chow's movies, and I always feel that something is missing. Fortunately, Simon’s golden partner in the movie is a cute enough dog, and the biggest attraction of this movie is this dog. It is this dog that saves the earth last in the movie.

This film is also extremely ironic, such as satirizing the aliens who claim to be higher beings but always want to destroy other planets, such as the British police in pink uniforms, such as the British men with big ears and duck feet. The most ironic thing is that a person who is an absolute hero in a romance novel is actually a big one in this movie! opposite! group! He was tall and handsome, and fell in love with the heroine at first sight. He even flew across the Atlantic from the United States to the United Kingdom to pursue the heroine. He drove a convertible supercar and gave away a luxurious mansion at hand. He was also a soldier in military uniform! But goose... In the movie, he is tragic, and his fate of becoming a dog is more like the British's greatest revenge against the Americans in the movie.

Imagine, what would you do if one day you had superpowers all at once? While watching this movie, Brother Thirteen thought about how to use superpowers, how about you?

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Absolutely Anything quotes

  • Dennis: I wouldn't mind shagging your leg right now...

    Neil Clarke: I thought I turned you into a rational thinking creature!

    Dennis: Rational thinking creature still have desires!

    Neil Clarke: We'll soon deal with that...

    Dennis: NO! Don't take my desires away from me!

    Neil Clarke: Why not?

    Dennis: They wouldn't make my life worth living! Biscuits, shagging!

  • Neil Clarke: I don't think I like your conversation!

    Dennis: But I worship you, master! I love you so much! I can't bear displeasing you! My whole world collapses when you're cross with me!