The appearance of the head of state cannot be accidental

Michelle 2022-01-07 15:53:30

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me - an ordinary Chinese people, male, 30 years old, Han nationality. After graduation, Erben returned to his hometown and became a small civil servant, or a local small business employee, or did not find a job to do some small business locally. . . I have a kind personality and a good citizen who abides by the laws and regulations. I have a tolerant and gentle view of anyone. Anyway, it doesn't affect my little life. When you look back on the street or on the bus, you can see piles of small people, that's me.

After graduating, the former pride has passed away with the years, housing loans, and finding someone with a similar family background to marry. . . Life has occupied all my energy, and thought has long been a luxury for me. I have some free time in the evening, how many drinks can I find with friends? Forget it, my brother-in-law is going to get married, and my wife is a little bit upset that there are too few gifts and face, so let's cook for my wife at home. Fascism? Did you learn to be German before? It has something to do with me.

In the evening, my wife said that it was time to have a son, and it would be a bit late in a few years, and I agree. I can only give birth to one offspring. Now there are two. Over-births are fined and expelled from public office. People from my hometown in rural areas have to have a baby and take advantage of the bulls. But it has nothing to do with me, and I can't afford it anyway. Let's have one. Both sons and daughters will do. In a few years, if the conditions are better, we will need another one. It is best to have one son and one daughter. What? How many do you want? I won't be born if I'm killed! I still want to enjoy a little life.

A friend on the Internet is a bit imperial. He told me that in some places, students from a certain ethnic group will be rewarded with two rewards of 20,000 and three rewards of 50,000. A few days ago, the news also reported that there were 10 dragon and phoenix births in a certain place, and the national media came out on the platform to collect donations. It doesn't matter. It is okay for families to receive less preferential treatment. How can we Chinese be so narrow-minded? This netizen of me is a bit too extreme.

My son is in elementary school, and recently he always comes back to tell me that some children in the class bullied him and said he was dirty. It's weird, my wife has a little bit of cleanliness, every day I want to wash her fingers twice. I asked again, saying that it was his son who ate dirty pork, which the Imam said in their tutoring class during the summer vacation. I smiled and disagreed, what happened to children. Sure enough, the son and the children will be better again in a few days.

My family's family background is average, and I still provide a house. New Year's mutton has risen to 40 jin, so my wife didn’t want to buy more, so she cut 2 jin to make dumplings. My son suddenly asked me, why does the government in XXX's family give money to buy mutton? I told him that a certain teacher doesn't eat pork and lamb is expensive, so the state has to subsidize it. The son said, his father sells mutton himself, he is richer than ours? My wife cut in beside me. My mother believed in Buddha and didn't eat pork. Now that vegetables are so expensive, why doesn't the country give my mother money. The pot was boiling, no one still remembered this.

In a blink of an eye, my son is going to take the college entrance examination. The grades were mediocre, and I tried my best to estimate that I could get a copy of the rubbish in this province. The whole family was nervous throughout the third year of high school. After the grades came out, my son failed to get a copy in the end, so he was a few points short of it. However, in a few days I want to drive, why can't people live? I am not the material for reading, so be it. The next day, I heard from my neighbor that his childcare relationship had changed ethnicity, so I added 10 points to a book. His son and my son usually look the same. When I went back, my wife began to scold me for being incapable and having no way. The couple did it for the first time in more than ten years.

My wife went back to her natal home, don't blame her, her son is her greatest hope. I was bored with the Internet at home, and I checked the bonus points policies of various places. Some added 5 points, some added 10 points, 20 points, and some could actually add up to 50 points! Martyrs’ children seem to be 20 points. I remembered the expression of my son when I reported volunteering, and suddenly I had the urge to jump out of the window. We are not a martyr, but if my life can be exchanged for my son even 5 points!

My son graduated from college, and my wife said that he should take the civil service exam, which is stable. The senior enrolled his son in the remedial class, and the results came out, only one point short of the first written test, the family is very happy. I told him that it was okay to perform better in the interview, and that our son was on the stage. As a result, Nima was admitted to the 5th place directly plus 10 points! The wife murmured that there was a ghost who was going to sue. The son said with a cold face, stop making trouble, no ghosts, they are third-class people.

My son has a big heart and wants to start his own business. I know he is not that piece of material. He has been shy since he was a child, but he can't stop him. Forget it, let him fly by himself when his son gets older. I don’t have much money at home, and my relatives have collected more than 100,000 yuan. I will accompany him to the bank to see if I can get a low-interest loan. As a result, the relationship still doesn’t work. When I left, my son stood by the lobby for a long time. I walked over and took a look. It was a green passage for the XX family. The wall was pasted with a family’s preferential policy for interest-free loans.

My son went to Shanghai and returned after more than half a year. He stayed at home all day and didn't go out. His wife arrogantly gave him a blind date. The kid has a high-sightedness, and I don't like it after changing a few. The relatives he introduced are almost offended, and my wife's frowning and nagging all day long, and I don't feel happy. Later, I finally met, the girl is good, the son likes it, and the family is happily preparing for the wedding. Then the son let him back. I asked my son to take the girl to Xmin Street to have a barbecue at night, and a ruffian squeezed the girl's face, but she started fighting. They beckoned to a large group of people, with a few big holes in their heads and a broken leg.

My wife was crying stupidly, and I comforted her that one of my old classmates is a judge in the middle court, and this time he must vent his anger to our son. I took care of me in the hospital for a few days and went home to get something. When I got home, I was shocked, the door fell aside, and everything at home was smashed into a mess. I was just trying to find someone to ask, a few white hats came out, and there was some tape on the bridge of his nose. He scolded and said that your XX broke the image of my brother by the old thing, and he has to pay for medical expenses! 100,000! I came up with a violent fire and didn't speak yet, but came over with a black fist in my eyes.

When the judge's old classmate came to see me, I was still wearing gauze around my head. He said bitterly to me, admit it, people blocked our door, and we can't afford it! I will mediate it for you, 30,000.

After the son was healed, he was desperate, surfing the Internet all day and night without knowing what he was doing. After a while, suddenly a few police officers with a foreign accent came over and took his son away. When I asked, it turned out that it was from the neighboring province that his son had made comments on the Internet that undermined national unity and insulted religion. He had reposted hundreds of thousands of articles that were illegal. The X Association of the People's Republic of China saw it and sent someone to cross it.

My wife and I sat in the house for a day, and in the evening it was still something other people could not see. Through the relationship with the old classmates, the sentence was finally 3 years, with a 3 years postponement. The marriage is naturally blown.

My son has a record and can't find a job everywhere. The wife said that her brother-in-law has a restaurant that sells meat and steamed buns, so let her son help out so that she won't get sick at home. His uncle's house is an ancestral handicraft, and he can live on his own when he learns. A few days later, the son came back again with gauze wrapped around his head. It turned out that the city built a national-style dining street, and his uncle was unwilling to move out, and the store was smashed. The wife over there began to cry on the phone with her sister, a century-old shop! I was angry, so I said, "Is there a king's law?" What did the sister-in-law say about Wang Fa? Her male cousin belongs to the urban management team. He was beaten by XX when he closed the barbecue stall a few days ago.

After another period of time, the son suddenly brought back a girl, who looked chubby and had a good personality. My wife and I both thought that our son had finally gotten to know him, and happily cooked a large table of dishes, but I didn't expect that the girl would not move the chopsticks from start to finish. I was annoying to ask, my son turned his head and roared, people Xmin, think you are dirty! The old couple were unhappy in their hearts and opposed, but the son was determined. Before the marriage, they made a requirement: enter an enema, do not live with their parents, spend the New Year with the woman, and die in the future without filial piety and cannot go to the grave. The wife cried several times at night.

After marriage, the son rarely comes back. He does not eat anything at home or even drink water when he comes here a few times. When the grandson was born, I also put a drink to invite relatives and friends here, but I definitely won't come over there. I don’t know how to report the account. An uncle in my hometown was unhappy and said, this is the species of our X family, why did we report to the X family? The son said a few words with a cold face, the country is so good, his uncle and grandpa slapped him over with a slap. The son didn't fight back, covering his face and said, I don't want the next generation to wait for someone now!

My grandson is very nice and smart. My wife and I like it. Even if he didn't eat anything at home, his grandma cooked him lamb and didn't eat it. I asked his grandpa and said, grandpa and grandma are dirty and they can't eat anything. Sometimes when I look at my grandson's textbook, it actually says what Yanhuang and what Chinese are on it, which is quite interesting.

Suddenly someone came from my hometown, saying that the tomb must be flattened in the village, so let me go back and have a look. I went back and burned the last piece of paper for the ancestral grave, and then watched the forklift flatten the head of the grave. My family was lucky and buried deep, so the head of the grave was flattened, and the shallow coffin was cut out and burned. His uncles all said, sorry for the ancestors for being too hasty, wait until you go back to XX to see Zhuxiang, let the Taoist master do a ritual. I went back to the XX temple, but the Taoist temple didn't know when it was smashed. It is still being detected, and no one dare to say who did it.

After I came back, I felt uncomfortable. I checked it and found that the esophageal cancer had spread late. I've been an ordinary person in this life, and I don't have much pursuit. I just want to go back to my hometown when I die. I discussed with his uncle if I could get a piece of land in my hometown and find a way to bury it. The son said on the side, you are feudal superstition! The country now advocates the scattering of ashes.

Forget it, burn it and burn it, I accept my fate. Everyone has nothing to say, sitting in the car and playing with mobile phones. Suddenly a piece of news came out: XX city subsidized the burial of XX people, and the XX committee stated that for the sake of national unity, the harmonious society will be promoted. . . My son seemed to be watching something over there. I was a little unhappy to ask him. He told me indifferently that something happened to my dad in the Western Regions. . . Yes, the Western Regions are so far away, those things on the horizon have something to do with our little people.

I was lying on the hospital bed, feeling the passing of life. That's it for my entire life. Childbirth, education, subsidies, loans, work, law, marriage, until I am buried, I am a fourth-class untouchable! If I have my next life, I must be a fascist! I just want to be a fascist! I just want to be the devil! If someone like a head of state comes to China, I will be the first one to give up this sordid life and become the precursor of the king! Wipe out those dog days completely! Righteous heroes, come and kill Lao Tzu! Killed and nailed Lao Tzu to the pillar of historical shame, cursing and cursing for generations to come! I will never regret it! Never regret it!

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    Adolf Hitler: But the German himself is not a revolutioner.

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    Adolf Hitler: Would you follow me too?

    Random Man: It's a bad time now. I have to work.

  • Fabian Sawatzki: How did Hitler came up with his moustage?

    Adolf Hitler: In the war I had to trim so it can fit into the gasmask.