Absolute rights cause not corruption but madness

Johnnie 2022-01-08 08:02:31

Let’s start with the conclusions: 1. If you like British humor and can laugh happily after watching the trilogy of blood and ice cream, this movie will definitely not let you down; 2. The plot is horrible. The screenwriter drives me crazy.
Let me talk about the translation, what is this translation? "Magic Teacher" sounds like a movie similar to "The Wizard's Apprentice", or is it killing the teacher or something? After reading it, I realized that it was neither a literal translation nor a plot fit! There is nothing magical; it has nothing to do with teachers! It's just death!
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everyone should have thought about this question, or YY has been "If I can achieve all my wishes, then this thing I can't handle well will be balabalabala..." Such a question is China has changed into online novels of Xiuxian and others, and movies such as "Fake God" and "Magic Teacher" have been born in foreign countries.
The plot of a comedy is generally very simple, and this one is no exception. It can be summarized in one sentence: the aliens randomly select a person, the protagonist Diaosi, to give him the ability to achieve everything to see if he can use this ability to do good things. So as to determine whether there are advanced life species in the earth's creatures and determine whether the earth will be destroyed. This brain hole is very ordinary, the beginning and the end have been determined (ordinary people return to ordinary people), only a process of entanglement in the middle. If this type of movie does not take the comedy route, it will definitely be an extremely dark world. Appearance people have tried many times, but none of them succeeded. This time, the facts proved once again that humanity really cannot stand the test.
There are a lot of laughs. If you like British humor and can laugh happily after watching the trilogy of Blood and Ice Cream, this movie will definitely not disappoint you. For example, the ability endowed by chestnut aliens is very funny, because the protagonist often expresses some non-brained wishes, and then they will be realized in very absurd forms, and then the protagonist will be annoyed to correct them, and sometimes they become even more absurd!
It can be seen that the protagonist is a young man who has no money, no father, and no ideals. After gaining the ability, he still consults with his other three friends to discuss what should be done. Through their dreams, you can see that they are really good. A pair of boring people! Throughout the story, the protagonist does not have any distinctive personality. The protagonist has no correct understanding of the abilities he has acquired. And beyond the beginning of the plot, it was just a cutscene to connect the laughs. The logic was too messy, and the final reversal was really amazing! Why does the dog have such a dark desire to solve everything? Suddenly found that the protagonist's IQ is not as good as a dog! The style of painting is really changing too fast. I can't keep up with my IQ in a hurry! The screenwriter is so crazy! The essays written by second-grade pupils are better than this!
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ps. Dogs are cute!

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Extended Reading
  • Freddy 2022-04-24 07:01:16

    The plot is set in general, it is better to set it as a dream. #20151212

  • Jettie 2022-04-21 09:02:53

    I didn't expect such a movie with such a setting, the story is vulgar to a certain level, and the logic of the plot is unreasonable. The incomparable bridge design made me laugh so hard! Such a movie-watching experience can't help but remind me of my bad taste ["spoof movie" bad movie]! The story is reminiscent of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! [Robin]'s voice is so happy! ...

Absolutely Anything quotes

  • [Dennis barks]

    Neil Clarke: What are you talking about, Dennis?... Dennis, shut up, I can handle this!... Dennis, what are you talking about? Actually, that is a really good point, what are you talking about? Dennis, be able to speak!

    Dennis: Biscuits!

    Neil Clarke: What?

    Dennis: Biscuits! For crying out loud, they're in the cupboard!

  • Neil Clarke: I'm not going to give you a biscuit until you answer my question!

    Dennis: Biscuits! Bread biscuits, black biscuits!

    Neil Clarke: Is that all you think about?

    Dennis: Nothing else matters! Biscuits, please!

    Neil Clarke: Dennis, become a rational thinking creature!

    Dennis: Look, I just can't concentrate on anything till I've had one of those biscuits! I know it's crazy, but that's how it is. I guess I'm kinda hooked on them. So please, give me just one biscuit, and I'll be able to think about something else!

    Neil Clarke: That makes sense.

    [goes to the cupboard]

    Dennis: Oh, he's getting the biscuits! He's getting the biscuits!