In short, this is a "Everyone has to grab a girl." The story of the Lord.
The summary of the movie's story goes like this: The
heroine is a toilet cleaner, and she is very dissatisfied with her miserable life. But one day, a miraculous thing happened and she was almost killed by aliens when she went to sell her eggs.
It turns out that she is the reincarnation of the Universe Queen who has the same genes as the Universe Queen. The Universe Queen has three children, the eldest brother who speaks weakly, the second sister who is trying to stay young and the third brother of Playboy. After the queen's death, the three brothers and sisters inherited the queen's legacy, in charge of different planets in the universe, the earth is under the control of the big brother, and the reason why there are so many people on the earth is because the big brother wants to extract the elixir from the people on the earth.
But after the heroine appeared, because the heroine was the queen, she could get back the property that belonged to her. In order to prevent the earth from being taken away by her mother's reincarnation, the eldest brother sent someone to murder the heroine. But the third brother expected this, so he sent the male lead to grab the female lead.
After the heroine was rescued by the hero from the elder brother's minions, the second sister sent someone to abduct the heroine. When the heroine hesitated whether to cultivate a bai (he) relationship with the second sister, the hero jumped out and took the heroine away.
After the male lead accompanied the female lead to the government to complete the identity verification, the female lead was taken away by his third brother, and the male lead was exiled by the third brother. The third brother used the pretense of saving the earth to marry the female (ma) lord (ma), but in fact, this little bitch wanted to grab the inheritance, and the female lord's IQ was offline and agreed. But when the heroine was hesitant to wear a ring, the hero came back to prevent their wedding and rescued the heroine.
When the hostess returned to the earth, she found that her family had been taken away by her elder brother, so she voluntarily ran to the elder brother. The eldest brother asked the heroine to give up his property. When the heroine was hesitant to sign a transfer agreement, the hero came and rescued the heroine.
Then the eldest brother died, and the hostess returned to the earth to wash the toilet. After fighting with the three crazy siblings, she suddenly discovered that washing the toilet turned out to be a very happy thing. Since then, she has lived a happy life.
Let’s talk about the character setting:
Heroine: Is your IQ going online for a while and going offline for a while? The first time I saw the male protagonist, he said he would take you to other planets, and you actually followed him obediently. How much do you hate washing the toilet... When you married your third brother, the male protagonist rushed over and you just threw away. The third brother "I know this must be a scam", what were you doing before... When you signed the transfer with the eldest brother, you disagreed at first, and the eldest brother threatened your mother's life and you gave in. When you were planning to sign, suddenly you I'm getting acquainted again, "for the life of the people on earth" you don't sign anymore... The audience is really as tired as the eldest brother and the third brother...
Male protagonist: Well, to sort out what you have done is: single-handedly in the siege of the eldest brother Rescued the heroine → single-handedly rescued the heroine on the second sister's site → single-handedly rescued the heroine on the third brother's territory → single-handedly rescued the heroine on the eldest brother's territory... The hero's fighting power is so explosive. Let’s open the plug-in...Also, I thought it was a hidden line about you killing a royal member, and then this line disappeared...
Big Brother: As the big boss of this movie, how can you be so powerful? weak! ! !
Second sister: Actually, I haven't figured out what you want to do, just to take a "rejuvenating" bath in front of the hostess to show her pure (lian) clean (mu) friend (qing) Friend (jie)...
Three Brother: When you proposed to the female (ni) lord (ma), I was shocked. I thought I had crossed into the setting of Greek mythology...
Then let’s talk about the sci-fi setting: the
male protagonist’s shoes: read the short comment before. It is said that the male protagonist highly interprets the effect of "friction friction on this smooth ground", and I can't agree more. The setting of the aerial skate shoes is quite cool, but is it not tired to keep sliding the legs...and what is the principle of this shoe? Is it fuel-driven? Or is the male protagonist's own attributes, driven by things like Chakra?
Spaceship: It can be seen that the wings of the spaceship and the spaceship are not connected, but use similar gravitational force to surround the main body (forgive me the physics is very bad). It can be seen in the final battle that this design can quickly change the spaceship. The form of, logically speaking, improves the agility of the spacecraft, but should the wing be blown or blown during the battle... the wing was blown up before it was too late to escape... and how does the main body fly without the wing? …And will it consume more fuel to maintain the wings around the main body of the fuselage… I always feel that this design is very tasteless….
There is also a complaint about the editing:
I don’t know if the version released in China was cut, or I There was a problem with the tape in the scene. Two scenes were obviously not smoothly edited: one was the scene where the heroine first saw an alien extracting genes from the earth; the other was the second sister in front of the heroine. The scene of taking a bath. The Chinese subtitles for these two scenes have been finished, and the subtitles flashed by when they were cut. Could it be that there are nudity scenes? Also, the secretary informed that the scene of the third brother playing with a group of sisters also felt a bit choppy.
Other complaints:
1. Sean Bing did not receive a lunch this time! But the sense of existence is so weak... Also, what
happened to your daughter's character later... 2. The makeup of this movie is also pretty hard. The heroine's exaggerated makeup made me travel to the next room "The Hunger Games" studio in minutes. , But I think Effie is good-looking...
3. The organization named "Aegis" can easily let people who don’t know the truth pass to the set of the Women’s Federation next door... I don’t know how to speak English, I don’t know what it is. Can you provide a better translation without a great god?
4. The heroine's performance in the climax of the film fully embodies a truth: you must be thin or die! You can easily walk through the gap in the railing if you are slim, and you can stand calmly on the cable if you are slim. This is a life-saving skill.
5. The only joke of the film is that the heroine uses a sanitary napkin to stop the heroine from bleeding. Yeah, but I don’t think it’s funny there at all...How did the aunt’s towel stick to the male protagonist’s wound... Also, don’t European and American women generally use cotton slivers....
After posting the above paragraph of complaints, I want to say that the film still has something to be affirmed: For example, the paragraph in which the heroine ran N offices in order to obtain the Queen’s property, which is really reminiscent of the celestial dynasty in minutes. The efficiency of the government is ironic. In addition, the gorgeous visual effects and sound effects have maintained the consistently high standard of Hollywood. But the overall impression is still very disappointing, I feel that the director has many good ideas that have not been well expressed, but no matter how superb special effects can not make up for the empty and weak story.
Finally, knowing that the earth is in the hands of a toilet cleaner, there is always an inexplicable sense of peace of mind. (⊙o⊙)...
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