There are two main lines in this film:
1. The cosmos-class mother gun brothers are fighting for inheritance.
2. The bounty hunter with skateboard shoes falls in love with the cleaner girl who cleans the toilet every day
. The stalk of these two lines is the cleaner girl’s. The real identity is the Queen of the Universe (genes are the same), and the mother of the two brothers. One of the brothers wants to marry his mother before killing his mother. He is indeed an old man who has lived for thousands of years. He is so forgiving and has no cheesy human ethics. , The other was crying and saying that mother I love you while trying to kill her for the second time-this is actually to take the earth as his own. As a low-level creature waiting to be refined into essential oils on the earth's pig farm, I am simply proud of the uniqueness of the earth. You all said that there are so many stars in the vast universe. Anyway, they are all yours. Why do you hold onto the earth, the rebirth place of your mother alone? In contrast, it is true that only the daughter is the mother's intimate little quilted jacket.
This level of messy plot is acceptable. After all, I read the introduction in advance, and I will feel a little more psychologically prepared. The key is that the glimpse of the Galactic Empire in the trailer makes my heart feel a little bit, and my heart said that maybe the action scene is not bad... …Bar. But now I want to tell you sincerely-don't go to the cinema to watch this movie unless you are a fan of the male and female starring actors. But I know you don’t believe me, you will still watch it, and I know what you are going to say-
male! host! of! slip! plate! shoe! talent! Yes! Electricity! film! host! Horn! Bar!
The skateboard shoes supported the action scene of the whole movie. However, after the first large-scale action scene, all the audience fell into a mysterious silence-I know that the theater should always be quiet, but this silent atmosphere is what everyone understands. "You show me this when I take off my pants?". Anyway, I have also filmed The Matrix. Are you embarrassed to present this ancient electric welding-like laser random flying special effect to the audience? Come on a few colorful planets and game cutscenes-like full CG air combat called visual effects spectacle? What’s commendable is that, whether it’s single-player combat scenes or space air combat, there is not a little bit of innovation. Nothing can be cut into the scene of "XX year movie mixed cutting". The fragments that are still fresh in my memory are really a waste of Qian Ning's figure and the magnificent background setting of the movie. In short, the action scene hasn't reached the point where you can't bear to look directly at it, but it's already mediocre to the point where you can't remember any detail.
The only impression is that the heroine fell, the heroine fell, and the heroine fell again. Qian Ning flew up and fished her up. Ouch, she fell again, and Qian Ning fished her up again. ...Throw high! Sister, you haven't vomited yet?
The cosmic stripper has sold meat for at least 20 minutes. Although it is very pleasing to the eye, the illogical selling of meat is really full of black lines. He knows that the enemy is approaching and has enough time to put on his clothes, but insists. He didn't wear clothes to face the battle, and insisted on lying on the spacecraft with his topless body to complete the hyperspace jump, and dived into the palace half-naked to continue fighting with others. In my horror, I almost thought he didn't wear any clothes at the back (fortunately, he wore a sequined uniform later). And his skate shoes are well-deserved artifacts, welding and cutting are all good hands, and the whole film is like a soft advertisement. "He's a man with skate shoes!" the other hunters said in awe.
It's really lazy to make an interstellar action movie like this. As tolerant as the audience, there is no requirement for the plot in the first place. It is enough to make a good-looking film, but you can't even make a good-looking film. This must be your fault.
Believe me, the magnificent, magnificent, and seemingly touching love you feel in the trailer is all an illusion. Channing and Mila felt very good, but this line was still unconvincing. It was so strange that when the two of them had a scene that looked like sparks, the audience began to snicker and laugh at the stupidity of the plot.
If you don't want to have the same experience as me, that is, you are sitting on pins and needles while watching a movie, and are eager to take out your phone to watch something else, then don't go to the theater to watch it (there is no BVS notice anyway). If you like actors, when I didn't say, at least Channing sold the meat and Mila changed clothes.
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