A big wave of complaints ahead is about to strike (strong subjectivity, spoilers, be cautious)

Elissa 2021-12-31 08:01:20

Jupiter Ascending / Jupiter Ascending / Jupiter Ascending: If you score five stars, I can only give two stars for this movie. real! ! Can't be more! ! !

One star gives special effects. The magnificent special effects make the gorgeous beauty of space, the flashy future society, and the cool bloody fighting. With the blessing of the 3D effect, I have to say that we still maintain the consistent rushing and thrilling feeling of Hollywood blockbusters in one go. The visual effect is refreshing!

The other star is half given to the little brother Eddie Redmayne. To be honest, Eddie is one of the reasons why the PO master rushed to watch this movie. Brother’s acting in "Theory of Everything" really shines. I heard that I still play BOSS in this movie, so I have to watch it~~ I went with the PO master, and then? you guess? Ha ha. Apart from other things, Eddie’s acting skills are still a bunker for the interpretation of the role alone. The gestures are full of villain coquettish temperament, and the soft voice is deliberately lowered to portray the feminine temperament that the character should have, and the next second is indeed the style of painting. The mutant face's hideous roar highlighted the villain's moody character. . Yes, that's right, Eddie has an hour of lack of love and grew up in a pervert in the film, Oedipus is perverted, and the second stage is still sickly villain. This half star is for Eddie's acting skills. . . He Yan (Yes, I’m such a superficial person! The

other half star is given to the male lead... There are not many male lead lines in the whole film, and the main task is to run, fight, fight, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, and kill. This film’s addictive gameplay shootout chase Basically, it’s the male protagonist who takes the lead. And the male protagonist has a pair of cool skate shoes... (Actually not, but the function is similar...) That's really the most fashionable and fashionable!! Putting on the skate shoes, the walking speed can be. Coquettish~~ I'm looking at Jupiter in the distance, letting my feet fly freely~~ And looking at the male protagonist’s body, I know that this behind-the-scenes practice must be hard... It's time to give it.

Then next... I'm going to start complaining...

First of all, the setting of this movie is very awesome! What gene sequence is exactly the same can be regarded as reincarnation; the body can restore the best state of genes; what human beings on the earth are just like livestock on the pasture; why do they regard human life as nothing to harvest human life for trade for their immortality; What evil capitalist market economy rules the universe. . Looking at these brain-opening stories, you have a lot of thoughts as a teenager~ Each of them can lead to discussions on the ethics of science and technology. I thought I would see a thoughtful movie again, and I was preparing to concentrate on my brain. . Sorry, these settings are just for the background of the long, dog-blooded plot and then disappear. There is no explanation for these settings and no in-depth plot based on these settings. . It seems that the screenwriter didn't even want to fill this hole. .

Well, for a sci-fi action film and the director is not Nolan, it is too much to expect it to be a thoughtful film (I am not Nolan playing...), then it should be at least one Let's have a movie with a plot. . . Well, sorry, there is no plot. . No, no, it's unfair to say that, to be precise, there is a plot, but the plot is extremely horrible, vulgar and outrageous, and it is probably a fight with Mary Suwen.
First of all, setting the heroine to be the reincarnation of another queen is inherently very risky to become Mary Suwen. . But the screenwriter was very witty to avoid the appearance of Mary Su. . It is to set the heroine to be a silly little white rabbit who has no power to bind the chicken! ! ! The plot is "I trust her, drive away the hero, ah I was cheated, the hero will save me; then I trust him, ah, I was cheated, the hero came to save me..." Until the end I went to see the big boss Yes, I told you that it was the boss who killed you. The heroine Nima was on the enemy ship by herself, and the hero was allowed to follow on the ship behind. Do you think it was a job or a job? In the end, it was a male Lord, come and save me! ! I feel so tired for the hero, why is this baby so careless. .
There is also the final scene of the heroine VS the big boss. The narrow road meets 1V1. When I thought that the heroine was finally going to show the power of the queen of the world to hang the BOSS, I saw the heroine took the iron rod and beat the BOSS twice and then It died down. . I go! Choreographer, isn't she the reincarnation of another queen, besides the stunt of attracting bees and not being stung, she can only rely on steel pipes for dignified creation queen fights? ! ! Still stuck to the end? ! !

Well, maybe I shouldn't impose too much expectation on the heroine. After all, the genes of the people are the reincarnated body or the original earth, so it is understandable to be scared and stunned in the face of all kinds of strange things. . It makes sense for the screenwriter to write this way. Then this is the supporting role of all kinds of people who should support the plot~~ (After all, the male lead is responsible for the play and not responsible for promoting the plot..) At the beginning of the movie, it was revealed that the queen of the first dynasty of the universe has just died, and the power is three points. , The foreshadowing of the gaps between the three heirs makes people's eyes bright! Oops, this is the rhythm of fighting in minutes~~Okay, sister loves watching this kind of good show! As a result, the eldest sister didn't let the queen be ridiculed and gave it to the second brother; the second brother didn't fool the hostess to the eldest brother. . Hey, this style of painting is wrong! ! It is clear that you are not a family who loves each other in the beginning of the plot! ! The eldest brother snatched the heroine away. As the other two powers of the big dynasty, can there be no movement at all? ! ! Or the screenwriter, you forget them at all. .

Finally, the summary is: you come out the screenwriter, let's talk about life. . This plot really misses such a grand setting. . If you are a fan of special effects or just watch people and don't pick movies, you can still watch this movie. But if you just want to eat popcorn and watch a movie by the way, this is not a good choice, really, believe me. .

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Extended Reading

Jupiter Ascending quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Balem Abrasax: Bring her to me... *Now*!

  • Balem Abrasax: Slow.

    [play back of the scene in the operating room where Caine meets Jupiter slows as Balem moves around in it]

    Balem Abrasax: There... you... are...

    [he stoops down to look at Jupiter as she is floating in the operating room]

    Balem Abrasax: You know there are moments when I actually miss you. Because no one understands this universe like you did. No one understands me...

    [his voice breaks]

    Balem Abrasax: ...like you did.