We move forward. In the harsh cold current and relentless wind and snow, We march, we march forward. If you are like us in the baptism of winter, if you can see our team in the wind and snow, you must think that this is a huge army, and it is a terrible army. The storm is so fierce, but it can only blow the corners of our military uniforms, our weapons are neatly flat in our hands, our hair and eyebrows are covered with snow, but our expressions are so determined, like the majestic behind us Changbai Mountain. However, in the long path behind you, full of our footprints, if you count carefully, there will be no more than three hundred and one pairs of feet. The footprints were soon covered by snow, but we are still moving forward, We March, over the mountains and ridges, wherever we walked, there are our footprints. "Captain! We're here!" The sentinel who was exploring the way forward came with delightful news. We are here, Shangganling. This is our destination, and it will also be the starting and ending point of our new round. "King, we are here." The captain bent his knees and stated to one of the team members. This is our king and our leader. The king did not answer. He climbed up a rock and looked into the distance, which was the direction where the enemy was about to appear. "Here, we will defeat the enemy!" The king's voice silenced the wind and snow for a moment, and we could feel the firm gaze behind his huge glasses. The wind gently stroked his somewhat disheveled hair. We are in him. Under the stalwart body, there was a huge roar together. Ah, the great king, the great Jeongil Snida, to be a member of this 300-man team with you at the same time, it is an honor for me as a warrior of Goguryeo! ———————————— [Act Two] In the East Asian Federation, we, Goguryeo, are undoubtedly the greatest city-state. Our greatness stems from our cruelty and harshness. In Goguryeo, we are all part of a city-state. We are not like those neighbors who are immersed in glitz and extravagance, with so many seductive art, singing and dancing. We don’t have toxins that can destroy a warrior. We wear uniforms and professions. The great Goguryeo man is born as a warrior! We don't believe in Buckleys and Athena, we have only one belief, and that is the great "subject thought". Under its call, we hide our selfish desires in a harsh collectivist society, and pursue the interests of the city-state as the common pursuit. Our soldiers are the most heroic and brave. After each newborn boy is born, the elders will wipe his immature body with miso soup and shochu. Those who can stand the test without convulsions are qualified fighters-unqualified. Their fate is very tragic. We will put these weak baby boys in a tub and float along the Yalu River to the Huacheng State on the opposite bank, letting them be ruled by ridiculous socialism. When these baby boys reach the age of seven, their parents will send them to the barracks to be baptized in the flames of war. In the barracks, they not only have to learn to use various weapons and practice formations, but they also have to be indoctrinated by the "main mind." The rations are always inadequate. They must learn to steal and be beaten severely if they are caught, but no one is allowed to cry or beg for mercy. This is Goguryeo, never to retreat! never to surrender! There was no surrender in our dictionary until we died on the battlefield to defend Goguryeo. This is the greatest glory of a Goguryeo warrior! Our Goguryeo army is invincible because of our great dedication and sacrifice. ——————————— [Chapter Three] Our king, Zhengri Snida, has also received the same exercise and the same lashing as we did in the barracks. His father, the founder of the great Goguryeo city-state, the embodiment of the main idea in the mortal world, and the father of every Goguryeo, Risung Sinida, once made this country from nothingness to establishment, and prevented aggression time and time again. The hoof of the winner. He is the undefeated God of War. He is so cruel and merciless to the enemy, but so benevolent and generous to us, ah, great leader, long live Comrade Richeng Snida. When our king was seven years old, the old King Nissei Snida handed over the country to him, and then rushed to the battlefield to defeat the Pomeranian army, known as the Million Coalition. According to the retired veteran, the battle On the day, the brilliance of Juche thought suddenly emerged on the battlefield of the Peloponnese. The old king shot to death the king of Pomeranian Daluman I among the armies. The great Goguryeo blocked the Pomerians who tried to covet and enslave the East Asian Federation, and once again brought freedom and peace to every free citizen in the Federation, and the cowardly and cowardly of Huacheng and Eros. Our resistance can enjoy the joy of victory. When our king was twelve years old, he was banished to the wild. As a trial in the harsh winter, he wanted to defeat the fine Laoshan ginseng. He stabbed the old mountain ginseng to death with impeccable martial arts, plucked its roots, decorated it on his head, peeled the ginseng skin, and draped it on his body like a crowned robe. He returned, he won, he passed the test, Our King! Snida! Thirty years have passed since that cold winter and that ginseng essence. Nowadays, a new test is waiting for the Goguryeo people and their king. (Goguryeo city-state celebrates Richeng Snida's ascension to the throne) ——————————— [Chapter 4] The roar of the huge engine of Air Force One echoed over the capital of Pyongyang, the capital of Goguryeo. Several white men in weird suits, white shirts and ties walked out of the plane after landing. They are the messengers of Pomerice! When they got off the plane, they lifted up what they were holding. It was a string of heads. The top ones were King Saddam I of the Persian Federation and his sons. They all opened their eyes and died in a miserable state. . "Emissary of Pomerice, what news did you bring?" Our Wang Zhengri Snida drank to them. "Earth and water, soil and water." The Pomeranian emissary bowed to the king pretendingly and humbly. The special envoy of King Ommasis of Pomeranian, you have crossed half of the earth to ask Goguryeo for soil and water? Yes, if you respect the lives of Goguryeo people, you should know that in this world, there are only the great Omassis and his majestic army of millions. The place where Omassis’s eyes stayed is conquered by him. Where the Pomeranian army has stopped, the river will be drunk. (The gaze of the great Pomeranian King Omassis) "In Goguryeo, you can't get mud or water either!" Jeongil Snida's wife, our queen, said behind the king's body. "What a courage! How dare a woman intervene in a man's conversation, not to mention it is still so ugly? Jungri Snida, is this the way you discipline your family?" Then, our queen said something so far The answer that made us feel admired was this answer that made Pomerice’s messenger speechless, scratching his ears and cheeks. She said: "Because only Gorean women give birth to real Kimichi. This is a bit troublesome. It is said that your Pomeranian's finances are on the verge of collapse, and even the Chinese city-state can already be on an equal footing with you, but the Goguryeos cannot do it-Pomeranian's messenger violently interrupted our king's words, he said "Be careful with your next sentence, Snida, maybe it will be the last word you say as a king." Snida suddenly took out an AK47, and the muzzle was blocked. The Pomeranian messenger’s throat said: You came to Goguryeo with the head of a silly damu, intimidating my subjects, insulting my queen, and tarnishing our main idea. Mud and water? You will find everything you want in the Yalu River! This is Madness! This is crazy! The Pomeranian messenger shuddered. Madness? crazy? This is Gorea! This is Goguryeo! After all, Snida flew a world wave on the same day and kicked the Pomeranian messenger into the waves of the Yalu River. Goguryeo, for her dignity and prestige, officially entered a state of war with Pomerice. —————————— [Act 5] Our king kissed his queen goodbye and led us off. There are only 300 people in our team. Please don't get me wrong. This is definitely not because the parliament does not allow us to use the army, nor is it because our armaments can only make up 300 people's weapons and armor. This is definitely not the case. Our king believed that only 300 Goguryeo warriors would be enough to defeat the Pomeranian army of Omassis. Before leaving, the queen handed a Goguryeo scimitar to the king. She said to the king: come back in triumph, or die in battle, otherwise insert this knife into your chrysanthemum. All of us couldn’t help but tighten the chrysanthemum. This is the cruel Goguryeo. Victory or death. If neither is chosen, we can only return to Goguryeo with a machete in the chrysanthemum and be despised by everyone. . I am only 19 years old this year, and I am the captain’s son. I remember that before we set off, the king once said to my father that your son, who is only 19 years old, has not yet enjoyed the pleasure of the skin. Wouldn't it be a pity to let him go to the battlefield like this? The captain proudly said: You can come back and enjoy it after the victory! The king smacked his lips thoughtfully and said to himself: It doesn't matter, even on the battlefield, I can help him enjoy his skin. Among the 300 people, only my chrysanthemum tightened again. ——————————— [Chapter Six] The king decided to lead us to defend against the enemy in Shangganling. Shangganling has no hot springs, no long cliffs and paths, only the rubble and debris left after the last war. There are no trees or any fortifications that can provide defenses, only an open space. The reason why the king chose the place of the decisive battle here is because the author of this article lacks knowledge and the geography knowledge of North Korea is not rich enough. Soon, the army of Omassis came one after another! first day. Attack! The 300 of us wiped out the leading part of Omassis at a speed that was not as fast as eDonkey's stability! This is a lost outpost and pathfinder team. There are two soldiers in the team. We will annihilate this team! After the victory, Zhengri Snida had a bold idea. He decided to build a corpse wall with the enemy's corpses to deter the follow-up troops of Omassis. Although there are only two corpses of the enemy army, it doesn't matter. There is also our village nearby. The people of Goguryeo are willing to dedicate themselves to their country at any time. NY boxer briefs. ———————————— [Seventh Act] The next day. The main force of Omassis arrived one after another. This is an army that symbolizes Omassis's conquest of the world. It is mixed with pawns and slaves from various countries. They call themselves the "United Nations Army." We first defeated Ghanada, the main ally of Pomerice. Their team was so weak, their accents were so ugly, their army dogs were Chihuahuas, it was too disgusting, so we put them Sent into hell. When it comes to Ghanada, what is the first understanding that comes to mind in your mind? Gayness! Sissy! Then we defeated Jinbabuwei, Efhan and Persia. They were all conquered by Pomerice. The gods they believed in were overthrown. They all blindly began to follow Pomerice and believe in a wave. The god of Melis, "Democrisi". Democrishy? It is ridiculous that under the brilliance of our main thought and the blessing of King Riseng Snida, you are not our opponents at all. In the end, our enemies came from far away Odaria, but before we could fight them, they were executed by Omasis-because of the slogan they shouted: Odaria is the strongest in the world. s country! Omasis was angry. He said: It doesn't matter if you shout in the southern hemisphere, but you dare to shout in front of me and put them to death! The soldiers of Odaria hadn't seen our military appearance before they died. By the way, we captured a lot of Sinhiran soldiers who drove the sheep away. They provided us with plenty of lamb and milk, as well as performances of folk dances and a cute brown bird without wings that can be used as pets. ———————————— [Act 8] Omassis, who was shocked by our victory, decided to negotiate with our king. The Pomeranian army began to make way for their monarch. Everyone knelt down, and the Omassis car appeared-it was a 2009 Cadillac specially made by General Motors. It drove slowly, and in front of it were thirty slaves who were responsible for pulling carts. Omasis got out of the car, he was a bald, dark-skinned man. The king of Goguryeo is in Snida, why do you dare to offend the might of the sky and be your enemy? I have seen how unyielding you are, and I also appreciate the majesty of you, why not surrender to me, so that Goguryeo can enjoy the protection of Democrissi forever. Surrender? Do you mean to make your subordinates kneel like that? Sorry, the slaughter of your subordinates has made my old cold legs stiff, and it is a bit difficult to kneel. Do you think this kind of struggle is meaningful? I will burn all the records of this war History book, kill the people of Goguryeo, I will: Risung Snida smiled, he said, as long as there is a place with the Internet, you can not stop the spread of our victory! Omasis was speechless. Our king continues to humiliate him. Look, the great Omassis is as great as yours. A Cadillac needs 30 people to pull it. Where is your oil? OMatthews roared angrily: If we don't have oil, don't even think of it! 300 people laughed, do you really think we drive cars like you? You are wrong. In Goguryeo, we all travel by bicycle. Ommasis left angrily amidst our ridicule. When his figure disappeared, we couldn't laugh, because tomorrow the cruelest war awaits us to sacrifice it with our lives. —————————————— [Final Chapter] The third day. We were betrayed. The person who betrayed us was a Goguryeo, an unsound man who was supposed to be thrown into the Yalu River, survived under the selfishness of his parents. The reason why he should be discarded is because he is small and thin, and his eyes, whether he is awake or not, can't be seen opening. His parents called him "you, fate". (You are fateful for conspiracy with Omassis) Omassis gave him an honorable position and a woman, and he took Omassis to Incheon, where they landed, and they went around to the rear of our army. This morning, King Jeongil Snida led us to eat kimchi and miso soup. He made the final mobilization for us: Goreans! Ready your breakfast and eat heartly! For tonight, we dine in Hell! Yes, after tonight, we will have dinner in hell! If it is really possible, I would like to eat a bowl of bibimbap. In my 19-year career, I will only lead a small bowl on the birthday of King Richeng Sinida. The Ommassis army surrounded us in the center. Richeng Sinida smiled, his hunger and thirst for death terrified the enemy. The great king, it is the honor of my life to die by your side. He took out something in his arms, that was the latest weapon invented by Goguryeo! It is more destructive than any bow and arrow and gun cart. This is our Korean bullet! The king pressed the button before Omassis’s army rushed forward, but there was no swaying explosion that we expected. What's going on here? Didn't the previous experiment succeed? The sound of the explosion resounded throughout the world, and a mushroom cloud rose on the radar! The captain replied: The previous explosion was successful because we imported a lot of firecrackers from Dongguan, and the ones on the radar... are real mushrooms, which grow out after being damp. I will stew your favorite chicken stewed mushrooms for you that night. . King Sinida angrily threw this weapon out on the day, and it flew out a beautiful arc in the air. I don't know where it landed, because the bombardment dropped by the air force in Pomerice shattered me into atoms. In fact, that weapon happened to hit Omassis himself on the head, and Omassis hadn’t grown strong since he was small, so you know. The Pomeranian army was defeated because their godlike leader was knocked down. Yes, that was the case at the time. Long live the main idea!
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