Beauty films, it's hard to do both

Kacey 2022-10-26 00:41:08

Given that the director seriously made a 2 movie, I sincerely scored a 2 score.
What's so cool about the plot is a cloud of clouds. It's nothing more than a relationship between a big breasted man (with film as evidence) and a real man with no brains and a peerless little girl with first-rate swordsmanship... the bit of grudges and hatreds about money and women.
There are still students who are still in the mood to find this film to watch. They are basically Uncle Liam or Rose's true fans, right?
And I have reason to believe that most of the classmates came to watch Uncle Ross, who is lush, pink and enchanting, because Uncle Liam's protagonist's halo was obviously messed up by Uncle Ross's soaring spirit.
In fact, I have always had a good impression of men like Uncle Liam (born to satisfy the girls’ Electra complex), but in this film and on Yigang is my beloved Uncle Ross, so Uncle Mu also Only stand aside. Moreover, Uncle Liam's upright traditional hero image in this film is really boring, far less eye-catching than the humble little girl Uncle Ross. Ina's height of 1.93 meters, coupled with a reckless kilt for home travel, always reminds me of a large white carnivore that is a specialty of the Arctic.
As for Uncle Ross... When the enchanting Uncle Ross, the stubborn Uncle Ross, and the swaying Uncle Ross together with the superb soy sauce, Grandpa Hutt raised his orchid fingers and made their debut, I yelled in my heart, "This No matter how bad the film is, I'm sure it's set!" By the way, he took Uncle Liam to the side as a matter of course.
Although there are countless people who don’t know the goods in front of my sister, saying that Uncle Ross looks very awkward, although Shu Wei always wears a clown girl wig in the film, although I also admit that Shu should go for an orthodontic operation... But how can such a small case prevent an uncle lover's love for Uncle Ross? ! When Shu Mi first appeared on the stage, his small eyes floated that called a coquettish debauchery! After Yi was molested by a certain duke, she smiled, and Yun Danfeng spit out "I haven't liked boys in a long time." When the sister immediately boiled, damn! If I get corrupted someday, you guys must be responsible!
Next, when the strong man in Yihe Highland competed with swords, he was all sorts of coquettish, scratching his head and postures, moving his lotus steps lightly, and the big man fell to the ground; For the sake of being handsome and showing off, I can't blame me for fast forwarding all the next scenes of Uncle Mu.
Not only me, I believe that the screenwriter must also be partial to Uncle Ross. Uncle Ross has so many gorgeous rococo outfits in the film, and even Uncle Mu has that rag from beginning to end-of course, this can be explained as highlighting the difference between the identities of the Caomang villager and the dude, but in the film What happened to the scenes where Uncle Ross touched his mother sadly and recounted his tragic experience as an illegitimate child repeatedly? From beginning to end, I didn’t find that this scene full of uncle Rose’s melancholic side-faced close-ups had any help or need to create a standard genre villain! After watching the film, I only remembered the sad "bedside conversation" of Uncle Ross: "I am decently dressed, you think I am a gentleman... Living more than my mother. "
Uncle Liam is the leading protagonist! Screenwriter, how about giving someone some face? The result of setting Uncle Rose’s life experience so bleak, and dressing Uncle Rose so beautifully, the result is that no one cares about the life and death of Uncle Liam when the two duel at the end. !
At the end of the duel, Uncle Ross finally took off the funny girl's wig, showing off the true face of the fresh and literary age, at that moment the heart of the girl who had been in the soil for many years almost came back to life! Yi's body is as light as a swallow, and uncle Liam's teeth are beaten all over the floor with light lifting, looking at the elegant S-shaped posture of Shu Yu! The glorious look in Gu Pan's eyes! That fierce offensive that was so fascinating but drew blood! How clumsy Uncle Liam is by comparison! This is not a sword, this is art! It's pure bullfighting from Spain!
So in the end, Uncle Lien used his shameful tricks to KO Uncle Ross, who was originally winning. Not only did Uncle Ross fail to look down on them, but the audience also did not look down on them.
Fortunately, the film has been tirelessly emphasizing the word "honor", and using such tricks and tricks is still honorable? ! The screenwriter must have a bottom line when playing with the audience as a monkey!
After finishing the film, he felt uneasy for Uncle Ross, but suddenly realized that he had already used countless bad films for his favorite male paper.
But I still want to throw myself into the arms of the rotten film for my beloved scorpion-who told me that some sorghum is always inserting this flower on the rotten film this ox X in their most glamorous years ╮ (╯_╰ )╭No
way, in this age of poor screenwriters, it is often difficult to have both. When watching the film, he insists that the beauty is not relaxed, and the plot is rained and the wind blows away, which is the right way.


PS: After a closer look, the walking posture of Uncle Ross in this film seems to be quite regular... I said, you have to play a few more times, maybe you can correct your second-rate walking posture. !

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Rob Roy quotes

  • Killearn: My God, what a crew you highlanders are. With your airs and honors, come beggin' a thousand pound as though you were doing the lender a favor. Sheep-shaggers, the lot of ye. Baaa!

  • [the Duke hands Montrose a goblet of wine]

    Montrose: [deeply sarcastic] You honor me, sir, to serve me with your own hand.

    Duke of Argyll: I tell you, James, I forget how much you dislike me until I'm in your presence.

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