Is this really not a trailer?

Don 2022-01-06 08:02:08

Well. After watching it, I still have to say that the movie is so-so... The animation at the beginning was amazing-I like vector style things-but when it comes to the content, I can only say that it is so-so. The picture, OK, I don’t think there is any flaws. As a fantasy film, the level of the picture is worthy of the audience (I only have three criteria for the evaluation of the picture, which is so bad that it can’t be bad, and is worthy of the audience and Brilliant. From obvious to slightly Someone who can see the artifacts is bad enough to be bad. The special effects are so smooth that they are worthy of the audience, and those who are smooth and creative are brilliant. The most bloody thing is that the special effects of most TV shows are so bad that they can't be bad.. . This is also one of the main reasons why I don’t watch TV series and often beat my chest when I watch TV series...), but the performance is not remarkable enough, that is to say, the scenes and delicate details are too few, and the film is very cute and very cute. Careful creativity, but not fully reflected. I really like Octa’s humane performance and Monkey Girl’s tail, but I don’t have enough shots for them, and the movements are mediocre and not fancy enough. The plot, I'm sorry I haven't read the original, but basically it is a simple (I want to say brain damage...) process of reading the beginning and the end. The only thing I didn't guess is that the movie does not have a complete story... Hidden and tucked in a lot of money, it is clear to shoot a sequel to grab money-not kind! ! ! This kind of drama has to wait for the N parts to come out and watch it all in one breath. HP waited for a year or a month to watch the next one. I was so impatient and impulsive to get to know each character familiar with the plot from the beginning... It turns out that I didn’t watch HP because of this...), Like this kind of play that throws you N threads but there is no end point (like a game that only shows you the human-designed world view but tells you that the full version will be released two years later)... I still can only Shouting is not kind! ! ! ! ! ! An actor... I’m sorry, it’s just so-so... First of all, I was surprised to let the uncle play the protagonist other than the comedy... Although he played well, he was so nice that he could ignore his natural comedy for the time being. The protagonist’s face in the supporting role in the drama allows us to shout that his acting skills are OK. To be honest, I still think that a vampire is still a coquettish creature (?) that I should find a handsome uncle to play... and then play Darren’s little white face. .. is just a soft white face... not even a firm look in the eyes... Boy, at any rate you are a positive protagonist, if a manga is also a hot-blooded boy manga, your soft little white sheep is not on the road~~~ Steve, this important contradictory scene, is actually not much (so I say the screenwriter What are you doing? This movie isn’t a movie, is it a long trailer for you to test the waters, right? Point, point, which one of you has enough to explain? Prophecy? I understand this is your dog’s blood. Selling points should not be revealed too much, OK, next; the gloomy mental journey of the anti-skeletal boy? No, there is not enough dark and painful enough to support him to become the protagonist Lamb’s biggest opponent; wonderful spells & all kinds of gods and monsters? No, Although the stage is a freak circus, although this is a fantasy film, there is too little fantasy too little too little too little too little! It's not addictive at all!!! Anyway, I want to pull out the director, screenwriter XXX one by one!!! ), it’s a bit bad, but it’s just a bit, not enough, a bit silly, it looks like a cannon fodder, there is no general style. Seeing him so little, is it true that this drama is not a friendship fight between teenagers but a war between adults (bald fat guys) and children... Come on, let’s sing "I don’t want to grow up" together. Fairy tales (there are still some bloody fairy tales), but will become bald tales... The bald tales reminds me of Mr. Penguin in the bat movie. The common point is: round (although this tale is more intelligent and cultivated Some). I have always been very fond of the black contradictions on the opposite side. I always feel that this is the ultimate contradiction, the right way of "evil" and the dawn of darkness...cough...it should be said that the character I like is white, tender and tender. The monkey girl, unfortunately, has too few scenes. As the protagonist’s true and only girlfriend, there are not many cute spots and insufficient weight. She appeared early and arranged flower arrangements from time to time, but it was only in the second half of the film that the lovely one was shaken out. The tail-really cute tail>_<-the cuteness broke out too late! The audience has no time to fall in love with you>___
Cough, over, over.

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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant quotes

  • Steve: If you kill your family, I'll let the freak go. Wait. My bad. That's backwards. If you kill the freak, I'll let your family live.

    Murlaugh: What? Let the juicy one go?

  • Larten Crepsley: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I am so excited to be here in an anonymous small town which used to have character but is now just a bland suburb filled with chain stores and surrounded by slums.

    [awkward silence in audience]

    Larten Crepsley: It really is a pleasure to be here. And I am SO honored that bla, bla, bla and so on and so forth, et cetera, ad nauseam.