Percy Jackson, your father calls you to go home and take a bath

Jacques 2021-12-31 08:01:15

"Natsume's Book of Friends" says that the power of ghosts and gods is proportional to the number of people who worship them. I don’t know if for this reason, in the modern era when no one believes in Greek gods, the current situation of these gods is really obvious for all to see-either IQ is terrible (such as Zeus), or taste is terrible (such as Poseidon), or simply looks terrible. (Such as Nemesis).

Take Poseidon Bo as an example. If I were him, I would rather go to QJ Medusa than to have a fucking relationship with Percy. And Athena is far inferior to Medusa in appearance, no wonder she cursed her hair to become a poisonous snake with jealousy. I said, Athena, you are really too, aren’t you the goddess of wisdom? Do you have any knowledge of this? Even Medusa is inferior, so embarrassed to compete with Hera and Aphrodite for the golden apple "dedicated to the most beautiful god"? And her so-called daughter is also very suspicious, except for her excellent fighting skills, she hasn't shown the slightest cleverness. It's no wonder how can the virgin goddess have daughters? What's the secret behind this or the bitter past of tears and blood? Zeus deserves to be the main god, and the most important fool. IQ is the average of 1 and 3, and personality is a combination of 1 and 3. He was omniscient and omnipotent. He could make a little furry kid steal his most precious weapon. Not to mention, he framed our little Percy without any evidence. He didn’t talk about the presumption of innocence and procedural justice. He knew at a glance. After entering the law school to receive systematic professional legal education, can such a god promulgate laws casually?

Comrade Zhou Libo said that the government can't force it, and it will do stupid things when it is forced. The heavenly court composed of these gods did things that were shockingly stupid, weeping ghosts, winter thunder and summer rain and snow. With such gods ruling the world, no matter how strange things happen, such as the global financial crisis, Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, it is all understandable. I guess Mr. Zhou's mood hasn't been very good recently, right? At the end of the movie, there was a heavy snowfall in the goose feathers, and the bus changed to a light rain, and the other was rain and cold. It was sand and dust and rain and snow, raindrops hit the glasses, and the mud prints on the glasses were impressive! I don't know if it is muddy water or cement?

Of course, Zi once said that no matter how bad the film is, there is something that is not so bad. The same is true for this film. The film has two climaxes. The second time is the flying scene of a battle between Percy and the villain. From the magic carpet to Peter Pan to the Dumbo to the Sky City to Quidditch, flying is indeed a common dream hidden in the human genes. The flying fight scenes and other special effects of this film are still commendable, otherwise, only the good looks of the protagonists will be left.

Another climax is the amazing appearance of poker face! ! When the familiar dynamic melody confuses the three protagonists, I can't help but sigh: It turns out that Lei Di Gaga is the real goddess of this film! Afterwards, the author and the protagonists boiled blood for more than three minutes. The

biggest significance of this film is that the child who watched this film has a new life and took the mother's hand and asked puzzledly: Is this a magical film? Are these the Greek myths you want me to read? Then a spirit of suspicion is generated, the door of wisdom is opened, and a generation of scholars is formed, and then the merits of this film will be fulfilled.

The author has not read the original work, and I don't know how many discrepancies between the text and the film are. If the original is at this level, then Percy Jackson, your father called you to go home and take a shower.

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Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief quotes

  • Percy Jackson: Oh, I wish I could spend all day underwater instead of this place.

    Grover: Right. It's like High School without the musical.

  • Medusa: [When she meets Annabeth & the Hysterical Woman] Well, *this* is a fabulous surprise.