You don’t need to be a book, you can be a vampire, a fairy or a magician!

Tiara 2022-01-06 08:02:08

It's another movie about a teenager who doesn't read books but

rushes to make some magical stuff.

However, it's actually pretty. At least better than the one that stole the thunder and lightning.


However, the male pig's feet are not very handsome, but this might be more real, but it is better than the current Harry Potter. . . Hahaha. . . . .

I don’t know why, there will always be wars among vampire zombies. They are really bored to death. They are going to war all day long, and they don’t want to think that their opponents are dead. It’s not even more boring, even to find someone to fight.
So when I saw, oh my god, there was war again, it was so boring.

Today’s movies are all fantasy elements that can win. This movie is like a bird. The strange people in it are still very strange and funny. . . . .

The plot is very compact and I like it very much, one after another. . . .

Generally speaking, it is a must-see, and you will know by looking at it. As long as the box office of this movie is high, it will definitely be a sequel. . . . . .

It is estimated that the next episode will not be so good. . . Just those wars. . . Oops. . .

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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant quotes

  • Steve: If you kill your family, I'll let the freak go. Wait. My bad. That's backwards. If you kill the freak, I'll let your family live.

    Murlaugh: What? Let the juicy one go?

  • Larten Crepsley: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I am so excited to be here in an anonymous small town which used to have character but is now just a bland suburb filled with chain stores and surrounded by slums.

    [awkward silence in audience]

    Larten Crepsley: It really is a pleasure to be here. And I am SO honored that bla, bla, bla and so on and so forth, et cetera, ad nauseam.