The farce of positioning errors

Cade 2022-01-06 08:02:08

"Vampire Assistant": A farce of
misplacement 2010.04.03 The

pale vampire, who is so handsome and sees the light, finally walked from the altar of Twilight to Cirque, a basket of weird people.

The saga of Darren Shan was lucky to catch the last train of the adaptation of the best-selling novel and ride the magnetic levitation of the vampire and werewolf. It is also very unfortunate. After Harry Potter of the magic school captured the children's field, there was a youth idol drama Twilight sought after by the post-90s. There is only a basket of monster strangers. Does Universal want wishful thinking to rely solely on the original fans to support the box office?

Yes, Universal is lazy, or hot-headed. This unveiling work has no handsome guys or beauties, no stunning special effects, no touching and warm, too mentally retarded for adults, unattractive for young people, and adult-like for children. I suspect that the behind-the-scenes team has not done consumer and market positioning at all, aiming at the wallet of the target consumer. Therefore, this film with no selling point is not around, it is embarrassing to be released, and it is embarrassing to be questioned.

For the first time, there is no stab in the wallet of the prospective movie fan. Even someone like me who loves non-attack cannot find the motivation to follow how a semi-vampire king is made. Therefore, I bet or even four dollars: in the next few years we will see Darren and Steve break up and fight step by step, and the possibility of becoming the king of Vampire is very slim.

Of course, I would rather lose four dollars in exchange for a commercial film that successfully positioned itself to bring unlimited fun to movie fans after the replacement of the team. After all, Darren Shan's original work is one of the witnesses of my youth in college.

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Extended Reading
  • Hollie 2022-01-06 08:02:08

    3.5 vampires. . . Youth film?

  • Avis 2022-04-21 09:02:51

    Read the original, not this one.

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant quotes

  • [repeated line]

    Mr. Kersey: Whatcha GOT for me?

  • Mr. Shan: Steve. Whadda ya doin' here?

    Steve: Well, you know, I've been thinking. You guys probably really miss your son, and my mom is drunk half the time, so she doesn't really notice I'm there. How about you guys adopt me?