Why is it that I can't help but write a review about this movie...
well... the following content will have a lot of spoilers... Be cautious,
but in view of the fact that I don't recommend you to watch this movie....
In fact, it doesn't matter if you don't get it through....I
secretly thought that the next content will be far more exciting than the movie itself...
over... The topic begins... the
story begins like this.
On a dark clouded night, a burly giant dressed in ancient Greece suddenly appeared on the beach
by that... that iconic fork, we can recognize it, It was
on the small pier next to the legendary Poseidon god . An old man was scared to death
. God did not guard the house. If every god appeared in the world so freely, it is estimated that there would be no atheism in this world. by the ...
objectively speaking, Poseidon is very unethical, even destroy a mouth too lazy ...
the ok, the image of the city to pressure the road, obviously a little too loud ...
Ever since, posse The Great God of Winter twisted her waist and turned into a gorgeous modern hipster man.
Objectively speaking, so far, the special effects still look
ok ... Then, the Great God of Poseidon... Oh, now it is Poseidon. Uncle, I slipped to the bottom of the Empire State Building and
climbed to the top of the building. When I saw Uncle
Yibo's first words "Zeus",
I just sprayed it... Now the gods in the sky are everywhere. Popular to play as an uncle?
Uncle Zeus groaned and talked for a long time, to the effect that my electric xx stick is gone, did you steal it and feel good? !
Uncle Bo quickly confessed: I rub it! I'm not good at your mouthful, it's definitely not my dry drip!
Uncle Zhou snorted: Your uncle's! Your son must have done it if you didn't do it! Ask Ya to hand it over before xx days, or we'll pinch one!
After speaking, I smashed the iron door with a palm. I walked in and thought
about it for a while. Now that the economy is in a recession, the cost of buying another iron door is not less than it is...
Ruyi Ruyi, like me Mind, come to life soon!
Ya Leng is to put the door back...
It seems that it is still good to have a fairy at home...
Seeing this, I start to feel pain...
First of all, as the great god of Zeus, my beloved little Toy electric sticks can be stolen...Why is the king of all gods...
Secondly, your uncle is just NB when he is a god? It’s not Sherlock Holmes Conan Kindaichi, who did you say stole it?
There is at least a reasoning process...
nothing...it’s all painful...
ok...continue...
then the screen turns to our protagonist Posey’s side
and most of it Like a saliva movie, the protagonist is just an ordinary, even slightly mentally handicapped student who is
always low-key and silent. There is a noisy hyperthyroidism buddy beside him.
Then one day in a certain year and a certain month, he suddenly realizes that he has super powers/is a superman/has a superman. Dad and the like....
ok... I can bear it for the time being... I
just saw that the teachers and buddies around me are all nb characters with a special mission to defend the peace of the universe
. A classic American drama...heroes...It’s everyone who has superpowers...the
plot goes on and off~~Jumped to the gate of the Super Children’s Summer Camp~~
Mother Posey was stopped at the door. At this time, the legend Class monster Minotaur appears!
A hoof... a paw... a slap? I squeezed Posey’s mother into...grey...okay...it looks like it’s a monster of the fire element....
Posey suddenly got angry and picked up Ya’s pen sword. Just rushed up~
———————————————— The hidden boss dividing line appeared gorgeously——————————
By the way, when his teacher gave him the pen, he said, This is a mysterious weapon of piapia bull B. Wait until the moment of life and death to use it.
Then Lord Posey basically copied the sword and wandered around in the whole film...
—————————————— ——The hidden boss dividing line continues to hide——————————
Minotaur! ! That's Minotaurs! !
Throwing in D3 can at least be a monster at the bottom of the chapter...
so that such a little boy who has never played cold weapons before is killed... What is the
feeling! ! Why is it so terrible! ! ! !
Next, after our hero is too small to enter the camp to
see a bunch of xiaonianqing in Causing loss of lives, playing games similar to Outward Bound
, said at that moment, shines Ah, I saw a beautiful crush
Ever , Suddenly, all the monsters of bereavement were chasing soldiers, and they were all thrown to Mount Olympus
.....why is Boss's love under Jiuquan...
ok, at this time Posey’s mentor came out, and the wheelchair man transformed into a legendary centaur...
ok....you cow... can be transformed into a body, why not directly transform it How about walking on your own with two legs? Others have to wait on ...
Oh, also, it is estimated that you never learned the elderly walking on two legs ....
Then it welcome ceremony for new students, teachers organize a gang war
is estimated that teachers often brush war song, actually thought of pull Such a loving Dongdong Qisai
Well, the protagonist’s halo continued to be strong, and the little handsome guy Luke who didn’t know why he was so friendly to him almost made me think he was a back-to-back little handsome guy. Luke
both picked up a bunch of people, and finally let Percy find him and the other little boss. I
don’t know when Athena’s daughter has a chance to pk . Everyone in the camp surrounded them, acting as onlookers who didn’t know the truth. They watched them singled out, but no one was going to draw the flag... The
heroine is powerful. , I knocked the protagonist K down after three times, five and two, and even cut his face. I was not afraid to give his future husband to the
protagonist. The male protagonist Niu B is not a vegetarian, so he quietly opened the plug-in and charged his son. After taking a bath, I was immediately refreshed, and the combat power broke 10,000.
This reminded me of another blockbuster movie, wanted. The sister Julie inside was also bare butt soaking in a bath and she was immediately full of blood and resurrected.
So she turned on the plug-in, plus the protagonist's halo, Percy instantly
killed the heroine, and by the way , the moment Xiaofangxin pulled up the flag. , The audience cheered, even the people of the red team cheered.... It was the first friendship game and the second...
Then what? Of course it’s kicking and celebrating!
At this time, Hades, who looked like Heroes and Invincible 3 Abyss Demon, popped out and said, "You mother is in my hands!" If you want her to survive, come to me with an electric stick!
Then it flashed with a swish~ I didn't leave a word to tell others how to find him... Do you want to commit suicide with an electric stick?
So the teacher called Xiaobo over and said, now the whole world suspects that you have stolen Zeus's electric stick, you are dead now,
Xiaobo said: Damn! Brother is not good at this! I didn't do it!
The instructor said: Let’s go with me to find Zeus, tell him that you didn’t steal, and then the world will be at peace.
Xiaobo said: My day! I'm going to tell Xiao Ha that I didn't steal it, and let him return my mother to me!
The instructor said: That guy will not believe you, listen to me right! The earth is dangerous. Learn your skills from me first so that you won’t be bullied on the way to see Zeus.
Xiaobo said: Here!
Seeing this, I feel pain again...
It is said that the children in the entire summer camp are the result of the combination of God descending from the earth and human beings.
Why are they so big... Did the gods organize a trip to the mortal world for a 3-day trip? --!
As for the brain-dead conversation between the mentor and Xiaobo... I don’t want to say anything...
At night... As a typical young rebellious male protagonist, Xiaobo will of course deliberately secretly save his mother
as a typical example. The best buddies of the youth rebellious male protagonist, it is of course obligatory for the lamb to keep up with
the future yellow-
faced woman as a typical youth rebellious male protagonist. Of course, the young girl has to stick to his face but...the problem has arisen... .How to get to the underworld....
It seems a little bit for the three of them to die together.....
At this time, the little girl said~~I know someone can help us~~~
Hum! ! ! Little handsome Luke is on the stage again.
Ah, he is still a video game nerd... A bunch of sophisticated electronic toys... That's a jealous...
But he actually really knows how to go to the Yincao Netherworld... and it is. Stay alive and come back alive...
After Friendship provided a lot of blue and purple equipment for free, the three protagonists finally embarked on the journey
——————————————The hidden boss dividing line appeared again ! ! ! ————————
I have to admit that at the time I once again suspected that little Luke was a small back...
otherwise why is there such a generous Lei Feng...
but I didn’t follow along and let me play. It’s just a bit of a surprise... Confusing and confusing...
—————————————— The dividing line recedes~~~——————————————
Write It’s so tired..... Write the first half first, and continue in the afternoon.....
to be continued....
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