I went to the theater to see it. Because I am in North America, it is in English without subtitles. I can't understand everything but I understand more than half...
I thought it would be pretty good, a modern movie about the adventures of Percy Jackson, the son of the demigod of Poseidon, the Greek god....
As a result, it was so embarrassing and
ecstatic ... it made me amused that XDDDD
opened the scene and it was shocking... (The following spoiler KUSO, please be careful...) The
huge sea god Poseidon came out of the water...and then shrank...then flying fairy...and then to the top of the Empire State Building...there was a The middle-aged uncle is looking at the telescope...The uncle is Zeus...Zeus looks at Poseidon...the two stare at each other...the two take off their clothes...Zeus gritted his teeth and said: mine Thunder and lightning were stolen... it was your son who did it!!.. Poseidon said: not my son!!.. Zeus said: it is your son!!... Poseidon said: not my son!! ...Zeus said: I will kill his mother if he doesn't hand it in 10 days and we will go to war!! ... Poseidon said: Don't be so unreasonable...Zeus said: I don't listen or listen. .. smashed open the space door and went back to Mount Olympus... At
this time, I knew the essence of the film...
Next, Poseidon’s son Percy began to be chased and killed by all walks of life, asked He wanted the lightning of Zeus that he had not stolen. Her mother, teacher and best friend told him about his life experience, and then took him all the way to the refuge (the refuge is a summer camp, 囧). He and his buddies entered the refuge area. This place is specially set up for the children of the gods and demigods in the world, where everyone can play and chase and chop... Don’t contact your children.
囧1 appears: This camp is full...full of boys and girls!! Mom Mia, they are all illegitimate children of the gods after XXOO. How many times, how many times did I make so many OTZ
囧点 2: The heroine appeared, she said: I am the daughter of the goddess of wisdom Athena...I ORZ ORZ ORZ, the original virgin goddess of wisdom, she also has seven emotions and six desires!! She does not fall in love, people just don't like it Getting married!!! Occasionally she would go to the world to have fun!!! ORZ
son, buddy (a black man with a half-sheep body) and girlfriend were happy for a while in the camp, and Hades appeared (kouhu, this is Hades is still the abyss demon mouthhu in D&D!! Hades is also a handsome man, how can you be such an Aneiu...) Tell the protagonist, your mother is in my hands and comes with lightning Find me, if I have thunder and lightning, I can KO Zeus to rule Olympus Ahahaha, I will let your mother go. The
three of them discussed it and decided to go to the abyss demon Hades and tell him sincerely. we really did not steal the thunder and lightning, then go in 10-day period Zeus sincerely tell him that we did not manage to steal the thunder ..... Yidefuren Ming .....
then the captain with the camp of Hermes Friendship of the son provided a shield X flying shoes X being able to find a kind of bead. With it, you can go to Olympus to see Zeus’s map.
Let’s start looking for the bead according to the map.
囧点3: A bead can only be given to one person. , So 3 people need to find 3 beads. In the time limit, you have to drive across the United States (fortunately the beads are in the United States, otherwise you have to kayak across the Pacific XXXX kilometers...), I said you have It is necessary for all three of them to go to Olympus!! People Zeus clearly only believes that the male lead is a thief, and the other two have nothing to do with you. Why do you want beads? Can you find a bead to send the male lead to ORZ?
After some twists and turns, I found the beads...I came to the Hades...but in the fight, I found that Zeus's lightning was in the shield given by Hermes and his son...It turned out that he stole the lightning... .
囧点4: Comrade Captain, you are really a son of his father... You deserve to be Xiaohe’s son!!! The guardian of thieves!! ORZ
Then the three of them were helped by Bessafani Red Apricot who was a dark gothic, brown-skinned wild beauty because the girl in Hades was supposed to be a bright spring girl. ORZ, Besafani, you can't mess around just because they are black skin like you!!) defeated the tragic character Hades... rescued my mother...
but there are only 3 beads, so the best friend He stayed voluntarily (he said he was the protector of the male protagonist and should be sacrificed by him, but we all know that he just wanted to stay and soak in Besafani...) , The three of them stepped on the broken beads...Flying away...Fly. . Fly. . . Wait... they flew to the top floor of the Empire State Building!!!!!
囧5: Turns out that the beads are only used for airplanes..........
On the top floor of the Empire State Building, the male protagonist KO chased to grab the thunder and lightning. The son of Xiaohe who tried to overthrow the rule of the old gods and establish a new generation of gods (I said you forget...you know that your father also knows that you are not that piece of material...) Then he and the hostess are happy to open the door and enter the Austria Lin Olympus.
Olympus Sri .... Roundtable, 11 the Lord God in the fight =. = ........ ...... markets
of Zeus and Hera, Poseidon does not listen to one side ( Fake)’s persuasion, preparing to destroy the earth. At this time, the male protagonist appeared! He brought thunder and lightning! The
male protagonist said: Actually, the thunder and lightning were not what I stole, but the son of Xiao He did it. He wanted you to fight inwardly. When it's all over, he can rule the world!
Zeus is extremely grateful: That's the way it is! I blamed you! Then just forget about it! (Huh? I know that you prefer Xiaohe, but you can't let the water go like this!)
Everyone HAPPY ENDING
...It's not over yet... the
hostess walked up and said to Hera in tears: Mom! I finally saw you!
囧6: My mother, isn't she sitting next to Zeus? ? Was she Athena? ! ! Where did Nahra go! ! Hera, made of jealousy, didn't actually sit next to her husband and let Athena sit down! ! . . . . she. . . How does she look like Athena! fruit. . . It really is Athena ORZ who can give birth to an illegitimate daughter
Athena smiled slightly: I am proud of you too~ the
heroine withdrew.
Poseidon said goodbye to the hero.
Male lead: Why did you abandon me why you never came to see me!
Poseidon: Zeus forbids us to look at our children. . .
Male lead: Why, why on earth is this why! !
Poseidon: He said that slowly we will become too human and then we will forget our duties and then we will slow down and absent from work. . .
(I fainted)
So father and son recognize each other...
really HAPPY ENDING.
Do you ask me the old lady of Poseidon's concubine? Did she not respond when she saw her unconscionable partner? ? Did Poseidon see her without blood?
. . . No. . . Her mother is a mortal who cannot enter Olympus. She shared a bead and ran to the top of the Empire State Building to open the door to her son and lose the password. . . . . Oops
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