I'm so wretched!

Joesph 2022-05-27 18:33:13

I thought that the male pig's feet would be caught by the dog, and then bit off with a click. . .

I thought Steve went out for a run naked and the elk appeared. He would be vigorously provoked by the elk's horns and flick his intestines to the left and right to fly in the sky. . .

I thought that when the cable car started again, it would hit the fat man and the bellyless woman on the heads and then "boom" the two of them leaned on the wire poles. . .

Okay, I admit that I watched it from behind Chainsaw 6.

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  • Lube: [1:08:47] Pete O'Donnell, please.

    Mr. O'Donnell: Who is this?

    Lube: Mr O'Donnell, this is Marshall Lubetski. I just wanted to talk to you about what you wrote in the bible. You know, about having anal sex with Miss Johnson?

  • Mr. Levenstein: [1:09:27] This is not a sex manual. It is a life manual. I've been married for 35 years, and not just because I'm this handsome dude who knows how to satisfy a woman. I've been married for 35 years because I love my wife and I respect my wife. Whether it's Amsterdam or East Great Falls it all comes down to this: If you're honest and treat a girl with respect then whatever happens is meant to happen because it's all perfectly natural. Boys, I've prepared you for this quest. And before you lies the biggest test of your lives. This book is a powerful weapon. So, use it for good, not evil.