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Dreyfus: Now, to, uh... to business.
Dreyfus: [Clouseau holds his pen in the air, it makes a slight beeping sound] I have been, uh, instructed to re-assign you to...
Dreyfus: [the beeping sound grows stronger] Clouseau? Clouseau...
Dreyfus: [Clouseau starts tossing his pen and objects from Dreyfus's desk at the security cameras and ripping Dreyfus's portrait to remove the tape recorder] Aahhhh...
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: We were being recorded!
Renard: [Dreyfus whimpers as the Black Berets break through Dreyfus's office windows] The Black Berets!
Black Beret: [yelling] The password! What is the password?
Dreyfus: I don't know!
Black Beret: [the agent subdues Dreyfus for interrogation] Four! Three!
Renard: We weren't yet told!
Black Beret: Two! One!
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau looks at the back of his Medal of Honor and mispronounces "Hamburger"] Amburgar!
Black Beret: Have a nice day.
[the agents leave Dreyfus's office]
Dreyfus: The password was "hamburger"?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: No, "amburgar".
Dreyfus: I said "hamburger".
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [repeating Dreyfus's mispronunciation] No, you said "amburger".
Dreyfus: Amburger?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: No, "am-bur-grr".
Dreyfus: What - How did you know that we were being recorded?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Ah, easy, Inspector: this pen emits a small 'bipping' noise whenever it detects 'meecrowaves'. Radio Shack, $12.
Dreyfus: What - How did you know the password?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: This little LED chip decodes passwords; I had it attached to the back of my Medal of 'Hon-nor'.
Renard: Radio Shack?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau takes what appears to be a small tape recorder from his pocket] eBay; I got this there, too. What do you think this is?
Renard: A tape recorder?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: No. It only looks like a tape recorder; it's actually a pen.
Renard: So you can write with it, and no one will know.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Bingo!